What would you do if you woke up with my body

what would you do if you woke up with my body

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probably go to the fucking gym

wonder how i lost so much weight

What is your weight?

Suck some dick by your side.

My weight ranges around 286lbs

adopt a sensible meal plan and moderate activity. Then wonder wtf happened.

nothing i guess, i'm pretty much headed there because of my lifestyle

How tall are you and how much do you weigh? And what is your dick size?

I mean yeah your moobs are pretty shocking but it could be worse. Nothing 6 months to a year at gym couldn't fix.

I'd kill you so you won't suffer anymore.

I'm 5ft 8" and 286lbs and cocks got about 7-8"

I am about 258 lbs. Thankfully I am also taller than half the NBA roster, so I look kinda skinny.

you wont do shit bra

Well nice dick size. But I dunno about the manlet height. Do you got hair?

I'm 5'11 so I just escape manlet range. I was 330lb but I got down to 210 within a year. Also bald.

If you're willing to really work at it you can lose 10lb a month easily.

I buy some bigger clothes I geuss.

put a lock on the fridge door

Go for a walk, inspect my fridge, throw out all of my shit-tier food, buy some proper groceries, cook myself a decent meal, get my metabolism under control by eating small meals frequently and maintaining an active lifestyle, steadily lose weight, fuck bitches left right and centre in tge meantime for the extra cardio and testosterone boost, and go on living my life.

Tudu du dudu du du du du.. RUN!

I would wake up ask myself if this is how I wanna stay if I'm happy if I wanna change then get proactive if u don't walk every morning or evening until ur heart or body is ready to run/jog let those feel good hormones aka endorphins flow thru ur body and go from there

Yeah I lost 120 lbs but your biggest problem is you can't spot target fat loss. You're gonna need to, for your height get down to about 160. My moobs weren't as bad as yours are you look like nearly a C cup. If you lose the weight you still might have them and have to spring for surgery.

You want some honest advice. Get on Myfitnesspal or similar. Start cutting calories and hit the gym 6 days a week. Do a mix of strength training and cardio every day. Get big 500-1000 calorie deficiets and in a year you'll be a whole new man.

kill myself

this, also buy a bra and girdle

Throw it out

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Eat less

Hah I bet you aren't even an amerifat
>currently 330

Work out and eat less

I would start my career in the world of gay chubby porn.

PS: Post dick.

I'd kill myself cuz fuck you fat fuck get some exercise

I would start doing sit-ups and throw my food out

You look like a douchebag even with the red. Get out of here. Shut off your modem and go away.

rude cunt

Same thing I do almost every day. Go to the goddamn gym

I'd stop making these threads several times a day. Seriously Sup Forumsro, wtf is wrong with you?

>7-8 Inch dick
Fucking kek. You cant even see your dick you fat fuck

start diet then work out .

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Being a hairy fucker, I would probably be happy. It is a hell of lot easier to lose weight than it is to lose body hair.

?????

You can literally spend like 50 bucks at a salon and get a full body wax and be hair free for like 7 weeks.

i bet

Kek

Probably go out and get fucked tbh

Lol modem. Suck a dick dumshit.

never worked for me. I end up breaking out in rashes and pimples and end up with tons of ingrown hairs. I have even tried laser hair removal with poor results. Being hairy is far worse than being fat in my opinion simply because no lifestyle choices i make will have any kind of effect on it.