i spoke to my relative on skype after like 6 years and lied about a bunch of stupid shit to impress them, like how i work as a photographer. i took a few pictures with my phone, she was impressed and asked if i can help with a picture of her grandson, who is my cousin in some way, but i never seen him.
up untill this point. my grandma didn't tell me what to do with the picture, she just said make it look "ok".
what the fuck does that even mean, "ok" what do i need to fix?? we all see the elephant in the room but how the fuck do you even start?
she's my grandma and i want to make her happy but i don't know how, she cought me in a trap here fucking help me, she's old, i don't want to break her heart cause she'll straight up just die
Luis Cox
bumping for hope
Brayden Green
Bump for Bullshitting op.
Ethan Ortiz
Is this the picture? So you're not a photographer but have a phone that's capable of duping 80 year old grandmothers, right?
Kayden Carter
well go back and think about your experience as a photogrohwaitnevermind
put the kid on a stool, clean background, good natural lighting with no shadows in frame, 2/3 rule, ez pz
then get him to play outside, take well-framed smiling shots on shitty playground equipment
and finally, take him to the basement and make him strip naked for the last few shots, if you know what i mean
Jack Diaz
OP here
i did not take the picture, they took the picture and sent it over to me via skype
the pictures i took for her were different. i took random pictures of stuff
this dog
Dylan Scott
sunset
Easton Powell
i live like 20 minutes away from woods and went there with my bike fast, it was getting dark
Hudson Parker
nigger i am not a photographer what so ever, i lied about the whole thing. i said that in the op
Adam Lewis
The sunset is nice but how did you impress anyone with that dog pic
Elijah Miller
This is such a Seinfeld dilemma and now I'm realising why people hate that show
Colton Richardson
she is 73 years old and i talked about the color contrasts and how the black makes the orange pop. it was to show i know my shit about the RGB stuff, i used that word alot too, lot of RGB balancing and shading going on there
i was making it up on the go
Caleb Morales
the basics take an hour or two to learn if you know how to look up shit. if you don't even know how to do that, i have no sympathy for you.
Charles Bailey
if she believes you to be professional after seeing these you could just as well wipe your ass with the pic she sent and she'll prob be happy
Ryan Lee
you're fucking retarded aren't you? you think i didn't look that shit up, i don't have time to learn how to photoshop for the sake of one picture, even if i did watch your 4 hours worth of how to vids, it'd look like aids. i want to impress her for once
there is no catch here no troll no joke, no twist no nothing, this is just me fucking up with my grandma. again. she caught me trying to suck myself off when i was 15 and we had this weird fucking relationship ever since. but i really love her and gloated with something that i cannot do. and it just sucks man
Brayden Flores
then how cant you make shit up anymore? tell her the car makes the natural lightning bad and light/dark balance is all fucked up and needs higher ISO to work it out and shit and you need to set up some studio level lighting but it aint cheap bitch takes about 5000 to do that but you know cheap contacts and can do it for 3500 rly great photos of your grandson. now youre ready to ripoff ur retarded grandma
Nathan Russell
*No catch here* guys
Benjamin Williams
seriously, just tell her the truth. Tell her you wanted to impress her. You don't want her dying believing in someone who isn't the real you, do you?
Jose Clark
Alright no worries. I'm a professional photoshopper. I'm not lying. Better then this it aint gonna gett Thank me later.
Alexander Harris
Do you want someone to know the truth or to be happy and proud? OP can't you say to grandma that you are MAKING photos not photoshoping them?
David Torres
>asking help for shopping a pic >in Sup Forums
Logan Ramirez
>asking help for shopping a pic >not thanking me for helping.
Hudson Bailey
You should at least use your photoshop skills to teach the fuckwits something, you twat.
Here OP, now you know where to aim your $60 android smartphone camera.
Evan Miller
is there really anything to be said other than you deserve it?
Henry Price
Send her this user
Justin Butler
Just lie again and tell them you are not exactly an old fashion type of photographer, but media and computer kind of stuff. You do graph and shit digitally. just confused poor grandma with modern technological terms t
Mason Williams
TELL THAT BITCH TO DO IT HER SELF. LAZY ASS OLD PEOPLE.
Jeremiah Young
...
Grayson Garcia
go on fiverr/whatever: find a tog/retoucher, pay them to do cool shit with the pic. send to granny.
Landon Cox
...
Brody Cook
was hoping this turned into some creepypasta about the woods
Evan Rodriguez
use a fucking Instagram filter
Jacob James
In all seriousness this could work
Aaron Walker
this
Daniel Collins
Clearly she wants you to lighten the skin tone. A lot. Until it is ok.
Samuel Smith
...
Aiden Hernandez
you could just join the navy and actually do that stuff,
then you can lie about being a seal too.
Brandon Gray
LMAAAAAAAAO
Grayson Foster
excellent work
Logan Bennett
kek
Isaac Reed
I see what you did with the mirror xDDD
Hunter Campbell
Send it back the way it already is.
If she old as fuck she probably won't even notice.
David Green
gimme a bit user. keep this thread alive
Ryan Bailey
Wow you really are a helpless retard. Nothing in here will help with your severe retardation to where you can't even pretend to be a photographer.
Please just kill yourselves and spare the world the cringe of your existance
Gabriel Carter
Fixed it perfect for you OP. Your grandmother should be very happy with it.
Parker Harris
send her this op
Caleb Thompson
Better than nothing
Angel Lee
photoshop dildo in mouth
your grandma would want it that way
Luke Watson
good guy Sup Forums
Gavin Perry
Looks good honestly
Andrew Robinson
I've been trying to find the hidden penis. Nothing found during search.
Julian Butler
Nice
Easton Thomas
You are a photographer not a fucking wizard. Tell that kid to stop being such a faggot and maybe things will work out for him and his gay pictures.
Aaron Rivera
This thread.
Gabriel Powell
Is it just me guys or is that a fucking cock behind the air freshener hanging from the mirror? At first I thought someone shopped it there, but then I looked at the original and it's still there, please tell me I'm not the only one that sees is.
Hudson Morgan
this is gold
Jeremiah Peterson
i saw that, thought it was shopped, kek as fuck
John Williams
Holy shit I see it too
Alexander Harris
Op WHATS A MOTHERFUCKING COCK DOING BEHIND GRANN'S AIR FRESHENER!
Jacob Ramirez
Jesus dude just turn up the warmth- makes any photo look lit af
Lincoln Howard
did a few for you op
1 of 3
Thomas Miller
2 of 3
Leo Flores
3 of 3
Kayden Rivera
Also the padlock in the image looked out of place so I went ahead and took it out for you op. Forgot to do it to the 3rd image tho. If you want me to do the 3rd, leme know