/hoc/

[Jonathan Sanders]

Uncle Gary's exhibitions edition

[Luke Roberts]

>Finland 0-3 Sweden

[Brayden Hughes]

Quints incoming

[James Gray]

Me

[Brody Flores]

Why does Czech love Queen so much? They always play them at games in Prague an inordinate amount of times.

[Zachary Robinson]

>canashits

[Jaxson Nelson]

>rags

[Easton Gomez]

fucking sweden man

[Robert Butler]

Is he Cell key material?

[Leo Gray]

>some people are actually watching the gary bowl

absolutely reddit

[Gabriel Powell]

>not watching hockey when hockey is on
wewlad

[Dylan Peterson]

nth for reddithawks

[Adrian Baker]

USA series sweep incoming

[Ayden Johnson]

Nice try, Mr. Redditor, but Reddit has been bitching about Uncle Gary's Meme Cup for months now, crying about >muh olympics

But don't worry kid, you can always go back :)

[Nathaniel Lopez]

hmm where did all the finns go? theyre being awfully quiet

[Jace Wilson]

>tfw based czechia won

[Austin Diaz]

in the game thread

[Camden Roberts]

desu I hope they beat us out of round robin. not gonna happen since Uncle Gary rigged it for us and Canada who just have to play the objectively worst 2 teams

[Jaxon Ramirez]

>Gaudreau-McDavid-Eichel
JUST GIVE US THE CUP

[Jonathan Scott]

>kikel

[Elijah Nelson]

ataturk was right

[Evan Flores]

I just hope they don't get steamrolled 2bh

[Chase King]

Koivu, leadership masterrace

[Julian Wilson]

is kucherov the only good russian player

[Julian Williams]

binland is truly the master of memes
>rags

[Ryan Long]

I was told Ovechkin is quite good but I have not seen him yet

[Chase Kelly]

>rags

[Jayden Gutierrez]

>in 20 years finland will be the most powerful hockey nation in europe

scary thought lads

[Luke Taylor]

>only 5 million finns
>still good enough to compete internationally
rly makes u think

[Joseph Miller]

more like in 2 years.

finland will dominate the international tournaments for 2 decades

[Jaxon Phillips]

>rags

[Ryan Ortiz]

>finnish transition team duking it out with sweden's best team that they are going to have in many years
just fuck their shit up. Who can challenge finland in the future?

[Isaac Hill]

Ristolainen's english is fucking amazing considering how bad he sounded in his draft day interwievs.

[Dominic Hughes]

was 2006 peak sweden? I don't think they'll ever be that good again

[Isaiah Diaz]

They sure are going to be pretty fucking thin in offense but their defense is amazing.
We have elite players of all positions coming up now. WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU SWEDEN!!!

[Gabriel Bennett]

Probably. Finland was at their best 2006 too though.

[Asher Hughes]

probably. Small countries go up and down.
Don't think Czech and Slovakia are coming up again tho, due to being poor.

[Henry Lopez]

tfw going to the finland sweden game on the 20th
Cant wait to cheer on Funland

[Lucas Bennett]

>forking over money to gary

oh user...

[Logan Diaz]

I don't want to give gary his shekels but I really want a Czechia and a Finland hat

[Oliver Wright]

>cheering on Finland

oh user...

[John Perry]

I already gave him monies too lmao

[Kayden Gray]

>Eichel

[Alexander Lee]

Don't worry Sven, I will counter his cheering by cheering for based Sweden :3

[Oliver Parker]

thank you :)

[Luke Wood]

cant afford it with your allowance then i guess

[Nathan Taylor]

Finland has been better 5v5 but Sweden's powerplay has been better. >Our PK cost us the second goal.

[Nathaniel Russell]

Why is it so hard to find the scores of these games

[Chase White]

wch2016.com/scores-schedule

[Easton Fisher]

>the city of tuukka rask

[Blake Richardson]

>n-no we're n-not shit i s-s-s-s-swear

[Easton Collins]

>Ra5k

[Daniel Garcia]

...

[Wyatt Taylor]

vatanen is pretty shit

[Ryan Cook]

I FUCKNG HATE HOCKEY

[Evan Cruz]

>FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO

[Thomas Turner]

>3 hours until more hockey

[Michael Morales]

>no hokkei for four hours
reeeeeeee

[Gavin Walker]

4 hours you dumb retarted faggot

[Robert Wright]

>/hoc/ is upset about no hoccei
>uncle gary sees this, so he assembles the best players to play hockey even though it's september
>/hoc/ calls it a meme and calls uncle gary a jew

did you people accuse your parents of bribing you on christmas too?

[William Cruz]

It's clearly a cashgrab but it's still fun to watch hockey after the long offseason

[Robert Wright]

guys rate my wife

[Evan Morris]

...

[Mason Nguyen]

Did Finland actually only manage 14 (fourteen) shots on goal?

[Carson Johnson]

>team youths of north america and team yuropoor

gary was the one who made it a meme tournament from the get go. It's all about money and nothing more. Gary cant stand the olympics taking away his precious money and he wants to replace it with this joke.

[Oliver Parker]

>implying that we even try in exhibition games

why overexhaust yourself come on

[Dominic Myers]

really makes you appreciate finnish expertise

[Asher Cooper]

I don't know but the team looked like a mess.
If the next exhibition doesn't show something, we are toast.

[Nolan Hernandez]

really makes you appreciate swedish autism.

[Chase Flores]

>tfw no finnish eishokkei fan gf

truly, there is no worse feel

[Lucas Ramirez]

Sweden > > > > Finland

Objective fact

[Connor Gomez]

so laine is a bust?

[Luke Green]

tfw my gf is fucking nuts about the national team. Watching the games with her is torture.
Every penalty we get is refpuck, every time someone touches our player it should have been a penalty. The screaming and throwing expensive stuff like computers and phones...
It's no even funny anymore.

[Michael Wilson]

Canada's going to play so hard tonight. Can't handle the bantz.

[Eli Powell]

yes, >we're sorry >we tricked you once again

[Ayden Jackson]

good post

[Andrew Brown]

Probs

[Oliver Brown]

Yeah, he busted. It's over.

Winnipeg's ECHL team's gonna get a helluva gunner on the PP though.

[Henry Martinez]

laine is just a poor mans pulkkinen

[Aaron Watson]

Objectively, yes. All Finnish fowards are, and we'll see Barkov's true colors when Jagr isn't buying him acres of space

[Jordan Gray]

Noice :DDD

Basically a Saravon Begga getting drafted Top 3?

And Barkov ain't even a genetic Finn.

[Ryder Nguyen]

im just glad the jest fell for it and didnt take bulju from >us

[Jacob Walker]

First for Jagr

[Nathaniel Garcia]

>implying pulju won't bust

[Jaxon Martinez]

nice donskoi numerals

[Parker Reyes]

Laine's incompetence is so thorough, it raises questions about Puljujarvi.

[Jeremiah Hernandez]

nice hörnqvist numerals

[Owen Myers]

im not too worried, pulju has a complete game, laines only skill was scoring meme goals

[Adam Stewart]

>those pants

[Isaiah Davis]

absolutely towering over that kid

bulju a big guy

[Easton Flores]

Nice Jagr numerals.

Pulju really is more athletic. He probably was a steal.

[Jayden Howard]

indeed

[Isaiah White]

patrick laine is a fucking bust

[Carson Roberts]

...

[William Morales]

how long until canada starts to butcher americoons?

[Jayden Russell]

>vatanen
>5'10

Will manlets ever learn?

[Wyatt Russell]

I don't know what you're talking about, but thick american bulls will be prepped by canacucks in 3 hours

[Alexander Jones]

3 and a half bongs

[Brody Morris]

So your gf is basically just like Kippers?

[Henry Reyes]

Hv71 is the best hockey team to ever exist