Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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beep boop

This is mine.

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You have a phony Nui of course!

He's just gonna delete the thread. Nice try

Only cute pictures in this thread please

カラミチーマス

Well that's silly. Why would there be a phony Nui?

:3

You need to leave then

Claim

Why do i waste my time here

>being this much of an autistic virgin

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this counts

Good to be back
>Courtney claimed

it was a good fap
bye :o
because you love us! ^-^

Wow the meme

Madam prisoner.

But I make love to my wife every day.

what did you fap to? :o
the old maymays

She's so perfect others want to mimic her.

youtube.com/watch?v=UKiBk3zG4CY

She's a poorly drawn 11 year old cartoon character

le mugi why meme

you :o

I don't think so

That's quite the leap. I'm fully convinced my Nui is geNuine.

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Surely you jestin, why else would you have the terrible pun?

hug
I like you :o

youtube.com/watch?v=GWPT85FnVRg
Goodbye in advance

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I don't like me

That was a very good pun and you know it.

Hell yes

The fuck happened to my pic

nobody can claim pure ultimate virgin waifu

how about this?

I want to fap to waifus!

Nice ball :o

That was a bad pun, you would lie if you said it was good!

I didn't post that pic though

Puns are all bad. But they're also all good. It's basic quantum mechanics or something. You're just bein a nuisance bout it.

not really feeling that one

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Sry. this?

that's way better

So this is a Nui lewd thread

Nonsense, puns should never be spoken unless high quality!

Best type moon claimed.

cool.
yes
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you should join c:

just one

wow ^-^

gotta get ready for work

bye bye

i know im such a normalfag.jpg

Bye

Puns are irrelevant anyway. They're endearing even if Nui does groan a bit when I make them.

do you two ever give up just fug

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Thread is dead

You're dead

But if you cared for the Nui you wouldn't bother her with them.

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/waifu/ is dead. I just. Fuck.

Man, joking around with each other is normal relationship stuff.

Like when I take her bow, put it on, and say I'm definitely cuter in it I aint seriously saying I'm cuter. But it's fun jokin around. She's a partner after all, not like some empress that I'm below.

Just stop already

i think im out of your slut

Hello Shiki, how are you doing today?

But if it bothers her you should stop and treat her with respect!
Why does this bother you?

Pretty good, just a short classs and doing some cleaning at home. What about you?

Trying to decide what to do. I think I have some homework to do, but I can't think of what it is.
Short class?

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Well simple "work on your print", because my group is good at that we fixed it quickly and easily so went home early.

Yeah I also have some studying that I'm procrastinating with, incredible how productive I am when procrastinating just with all the wrong things.

It doesn't bother her, a little groan at the corniness of a pun isn't being bothered by it. We can mess around without being disrespectful of each other.

Work on your print? What is it you take for classes?
It's not so much that I'm procrastinating, so much as it is I can't remember what it is I'm supposed to be doing
I'm sure it will come to me just as the night ends though

A groan sounds upsetting though.

This is analog circuits, Basically split so we have a 4 hour lecture on friday and then practical work designing various stuff throughout the year on tuesdays. Like an electronics print.

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That sounds a lot like one of the classes I'm taking now. I just handed in my assignment where I layed out a circuit and created the board design for a VGA pattern generator

nvm one more.
what waifu do you want to see moogs?

Probably, this was at the physical stage though, did the earlier parts earlier so this was just soldering the components.

I think you're overestimating the seriousness of a jokin round groan.

Would it be a happy groan? if not it'd be best not to do so to an angel.

My glorious husbando

Fucking virgins

what is it with nui here

That sounds way more fun. The only time we get to make a board is having it printed by a manufacturer :/

Paul blart is our hero

Yeaman. A "you're silly" groan isn't a "stop telling puns forever" groan.

She's my wife but this other person thinks she isn't, for some reason

Well as long as you don't bother her, though it's likely a phony.


>this other person thinks she isn't, for some reason
I believe you do have a Nui but not The Nui.

Gee Sup Forums is moving fast today.

I wonder why that is...

me too

where's my hug you faggot

Miku stole my bike.

i thought she stole your heart

That too.

This wouldn't happen under trump

Have you looked under the bed?

Bump

yes and i didn't see anything other than dildos

how are you live