Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Welp.

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267 please

Stop calling me slow

the americans died
stop being slow

I'm not slow

Claim

it took you a whole 40 sevonds to post that

Any please

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HI!

Thank you

Hi

>shino429
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カラミチーマス

just started broadcasting chibi final fantasy on ps4 at shinobu83 on twitch come check it out.
hi
bby

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obscure waifus are impossible to claim

Hey

Better than seasonal trash though

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Lurking because I'm bored and have a day off and don't feel like putting more miles onto my car.

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Hi

It kills me that I will never get to fuck my waifu.

It's unfortunate the game is so boring. The artwork for it is amazing.
Not terribly obscure either.

Hello

It's not impossible. i can do it and i don't put much effort into it

Hey

I follow our one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.

Yo

Wouldn't it be blasphemous to claim her as your waifu, then?

>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave
How about no.
You crazy dutch bastard.

Claiming best girl

Civ 6 is doing good job keeping me away from league of cancer.

Howdy

Uh, sorry to ask this, but what was the name of the manga you reced me last time? After I told you I'm of a fan of Mushishi as well, I think it was.

I'm sorta forgetful and the name slipped my mind at some point

Good day

The Ancient Magus' Bride.

Sup

It would be blasphemous to have posted a picture of a being that is not the one god I praise. Like I said before the 7th Haruhistic Commandment declares that "Thou shalt have no other god other than her." This is my Declaration of Faith (Which is the first pillar under the 5 Pillars of Haruhiism).

What's good?
>pic related

Yes that's it. Thanks again.

So, how are you doing?

faggot

Greetings
>How is it related?

Your spiel is a little too confusing for me to play along with, sorry.

I'm alright, just catching up on some of this season's anime whilst waiting for the US presidential election.
How about you?

Hola
>it sounded like something ganstas say, and she's hanging with the squad in that pic

Hmmm...
Daytime crowd here isn't as exiting as I hoped it might be.

Yeah a bit of the same. Not really following the election that much. But I am going to sleep in a little bit probably since I have work tomorrow.

>this season's anime
Anything of interest?

my waifu are real

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What an exhausting campaign. Glad it's wrapping up.

Nah man, it's the evenings that are where the activity is at.

There's no such thing as daytime on the internet.

I'm not very interested in US politics so I haven't followed it at all, but I'm still curious to see who wins.
I'm enjoying Sangatsu no Lion, Occultic;Nine, Fune wo Amu, Yuri!!! on Ice and Flip Flappers.
Whether they're worth watching or not I can't say.

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Salaam
>Ok i'm too stupid

I am truly sorry if you cannot understand the teachings of Haruhi. If you would like I could give you more information about our lord and savior.

Nah, you're good. How's it going?

Chara claimed

Good evening /waifu/ how are yyou all?

Yeah I know. I'm usually on evenings and late nights because of how busy I am most days.
Great. Just what I needed right now.
Maybe I should go out and put some more miles on my car now...

Oh, it's you again. Being a cuck by not posting your waifu I see.

Oh, pretty good. Being tired and stuff.

>Being a cuck by not posting your waifu
How does not posting my waifu make me a cuck?

Glad you're doing good! Any particular reason for it?

Hey Chara!

How are you doing shiro?

Good afternooon

Sounds like a good idea. Is the scenery nice over there?

That's kind of how it is with most of us, you know?

Because someone else can take her while you sit there and do nothing about it.

Oh yeah, I was wondering, when's the elections Result out?
If it's already out? Who won?

Heya Fran!

Probably won't be announced for another 6 hours, since the US has 5 time zones.

Bored as fuck.
Meh. Not really, just a lot of desert plants, dirt and mountains. Not really my thing.
I had my engine rebuilt (because I'm dumb and blew it up doing a pull on the freeway), so right now it's in that 3,000 mile break in period. Can't go above 4,000 RPM, can't be aggressive in my driving, and I can't get my ECU tuned until the break in period is over.
Not fun.
Yeah, I kinda figured.

Couldn't vote because I'm not in my registered state.
Good luck trump.

Not being at school I guess.
You will find the answer to that question in my post you replied too.

i don't care if someone else claims her, it won't change the fact that she is the love of my life

It does not matter who wins since we can always rely on our god Haruhi. We shall always do as she demands whether or not we have a good president.

haruhi is a meme girl

Oh rip

It's been a while by the way

No, I mean aside for school what have you been up to?

Well god damn, I'm not staying awake that long

Well then fuck so you aren't bored

Hah, always nice to not be in school. School is a shit place.

Funny you say that to a god

Who's next?

Ah. Not much, vidya and waiting for election results. Even though it's going to be a while before the results come in.

Rape me with a knife to my throat

Flood your lungs with blood

>Not really, just a lot of desert plants, dirt and mountains.
Sounds like beautiful scenery to me, but to each their own I suppose.

i wonder who is your next persona too

So is that a no?

Why would I stab a sweetheart?

You will find out in the morning

What games?

And who would you have voted for?

Exactly, I'll hear the shitstorm tomorrow on the internet

I never said stab me, maybe put a little blood because that's sexy.

Meh. Not really in the mood for a good fucking.
See, here's the thing, I'm from Illinois, where it's rolling plains, having 4 season a year instead of like 2, and where everything is naturally green and thriving for most of the year, and when it's not everything is nice and frosty...

Arizona desert, on the other hand, reminds me of the wastelands from Fallout: New Vegas. Dirt, rocks, maybe a few shrubs and bushes here and there and cacti of all kinds, most of which hurt like hell (speaking from experience... don't ask)
I still don't get the whole appeal of Yandere girls. They're fucking insane. They will kill you.

fuck off yuno

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