Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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beep boop

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Here

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>When you almost fall asleep at 5;30

Hi, Adice

youtube.com/watch?v=MDdIs5S-yXw

this is better

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So, wait... What happened?

operator posting, i guess this is the "correct" thread.

antonio

You fell for the shitposter
Don't go to early bakes

Nohayou...

Nohayou as well...

Claim

Hmmm. I see...Usually when I'm on this kind of shit never happens.
Lesson learned I guess.

Rip

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Hi

Nohayou...

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Hi

Not TOO sexualized I hope. God forbid I put smut on Sup Forums...

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I follow our one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.

>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.

>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.

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Hestia can't compete

Rip us

Oh NOW you show up YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hello

Hey

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Shrink dem bitties a little, then I agree.

Impressive.

Hi muffin
Hi You

Hello. Nice dubs by the way

YUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!


Hows it hangin?

Nice try

How shrunk do you want?

WUZ GUD NIGGA

It's fine. True patricians prefer DFC over cow tits anyway.

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This.

Nice attempt you satanic guy.
Ok what about you?

I'm ight
Ah, time to grill

Had some ups and downs but Im good
Whoops, time to grill

Oh man. Work is doing the busy thing again. Fuck work.

I get one off a lot

Hello operator

Ooh nice, what are you grilling?

Glad to hear you're fine right now, it's what really matters. Now go grill that lasagna.
How many times a day?

Keep telling yourself that, but you are missing out

SUFFOCATION
NO MEMEING

Nah. More than a mouthful is a waste.

>DFC
Meh...
Big ones are fun to play with, but smaller ones are a lot more sensitive meaning she'll enjoy it a bit more. Both are fine IMO.
At least you have something to keep you occupied.

I don't know, a few times

This

Post your MAGAs.

カラミチーマス

Ramirez :o

Good taste ravioli

I had a nightmare that Saber was my waifu.

I can't imagine what it is actually like.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM MEMEING

Don't give a fuck if I cut myself memeing

~sigh

Kek, nothing wrong with royalty. Beats NEETs any day

Sup nerd.
Too lazy to shoop one.
Also need more CPU power for Trip Explorer cause the one I made last night was pretty shit.

I don't have one!

I'm sure they make great pillows and blah blah blah, but they just aren't my style.

>goes to school
>NEET

Learn what words are before using them.

I don't have one
Nice and healthy

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Holy shit, that was fast.

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>mfw tonight's election is just the prolouge, the next 4 years are gonna be the real Act 1.

I had to get me a shovel for tonight's political poop. It's gonna be a fun way for me to kill the evening.

did you vote? :o

Personally I think it depends on the girl
Guess who I voted for
I DON'T KNOW THESE LYRICS
MEME
Hey I'm not a nerd

There isn't many pics with the top of my waifu's head for some reason

I don't know

But thou must! I did, had ZERO excuse to with my polling place being 2 blocks walking distance from my house. Line was nonexistent even when I went right after work.

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I call everyone a nerd, don't get mad :>

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Awwwww sheit.

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I didn't vote, because I hate both :o

Amazing! Thank you so much~~ I need to know who you are.
Don't you get sore after a while?

>I need to know who you are.

I voted Johnson with the big picture in mind- a 5% at the polls will guarantee federal matching funds for his party in 2020. Need more than two voices on the next go-around. I sure as hell couldn't vote for Clinton though.

>gutsmansass.jpg

That's what I thought, just needed to make sure. Thanks again Kyouko~

who is this? You didn't say anything, you just posted a picture of you eating an apple...

You look like an asshole nos :o

I'm batman.

You're welcome.

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Don't have one.

Post feet.

I bleached my hair today

Feet.

Post pic. :>

why have 2 nuts, when you can have the Johnson? :o
are you gay and/or a girl?

Mine

I need more feet!

F-for my friend, Science.

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Gross