Selma Blair Hospitalized, Removed From Plane on Stretcher After Mid-Flight Outburst

>The Cruel Intentions star was flying back to Los Angeles from Cancun, Mexico, where she spent Father’s Day with her ex Jason Bleick and their son, Arthur.

>"He burns my private parts. He won't let me eat or drink,” she was heard allegedly crying about an unnamed male. “He beats me. He’s going to kill me.”

what's next for her career?

Her dad Tony must be so disappointed by this.

>"He burns my private parts. He won't let me eat or drink,” she was heard allegedly crying about an unnamed male. “He beats me. He’s going to kill me
Man, Hellboy is such a prick.

a padded room

Is she talking about the devil?

>He burns my private parts, he beats me"

Remember this is the level of intelligence women operate at. They literally are more afraid of being alone than being in an abusive relationship.

Too much of Charlie's Tiger Blood

KEK

women are plebs desu senpai
... best just to ignore them untill they die off

protect her smile, Sup Forums

What did she mean by this?

>You will never burn Selma Blair´s private parts.

Why live?

...

the world will never know

why live ever?
... its a gigantic pain in the ass

She was probably a victim of Pedowood and her mind control programing is starting to fail. I predict more craziness and then "suicide"

>probably

fun fact:
she has that hair cut because she's one of the people with this weird hair on hair forhead. Donno what it's called

LITERALLY

WHO

Lycanthropy.

She only started acting after high school, but since she was brought up as jewish I said probably.

She was allegedly dating David Foster, Yolanda Hadids ex-husband.

Yolanda as you might now has had lyme disease and much of the last season of the housewives speculated on her illness.

Maybe David is a sadist and Yolandas lyme was actually her trying to get out of that abusing relationship.

You must be 18 years of age to post on 4chin :^)

I heard she's dating an investment banker from new york

so, has she gotten naked?
how are her feet?

good god her hairline is almost touching her eyebrows

That's terrifying

>They literally are more afraid of being alone than being in an abusive relationship.
This literally applies to all genders.

kek

She has a reverse receding hairline

>Remember this is the level of intelligence women operate at.

>at which women operate.

Fixed that for you, my keenly intelligent friend.

Was getting off the plain part of her plan?

It's very pretty, too bad she removes her body hair :(

>implying ending a sentence in a preposition is wrong in English
Way to stay stuck in the 19th century, my friendly pedant.

>what's next for her career?
more drugs probably

I would burn her private parts if you know what I mean.

How does this pic make you feel?

A Proceeding hairline

She didnt fly so good.

How long until the Jews replace this defective MKUltra sleeper agent with a lookalike, like they did with Miley Cyrus?

it looks like theyre both having a good time, which is nice. other than that it doesnt really bring up any feelings.

It makes me want to bang her doggy style in front of her son

How does this pic make you feel?

Is he the one burning her private parts?

Aroused. Love massive mams.

Probably Paul Allen.
Bateman is such a loser.

No, you fucking dolt.

Men in Hollywood are at such a level of depravity that they resort to BDSM or even more extreme degenerate sexuality.

She is afraid he's going to take it too far and modern her.

Don't believe me? Tons of Hollywood chicks where lock or key necklaces. It's an occultic symbol of submission

I'm 34. Who the fuck is she?

>"paparazzi" photos taken in person
>"meltdown" on plane a day later

so this whole thing is an act to resurrect her career?

Selma Blair.

D R O P P E D

(((Selma Blair)))

i wanna kiss her feet and butt

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Just had to check on IMDb. She's nobody.

Found the prescriptivist. Fuck off with your antiquated syntactical pedantry.

For you

You should keep going

Tell your mom to come back then.

>Legally blonde
>Hellboy 2
Sure whatever you say.

>he burns my private parts
>he beats me

People have just overlooked that she's clearly taken to British nigger chav lingo in which "beat" means fuck. She's obviously telling someone about her fantastic sex life. He "beats" her so hard her pussy gets friction burns. Good for her.

That's hilarious

>jewish upon jewish
>no boobs
What kind of sorcery is this

Polish and Russian
Jew genes come from the mother

Yeah, those are the only two movies she's been in, good job.

Go check her IMDb. That's what she's most known for. And even those are pretty minor movies. she's a nobody.

Sure.

Found the pedant.

She looks great, but she doesn't have hairy arms, does she wax or?

JEWLESBIANS

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It's funny how Sarah's character is supposed to be the aggressor there but she's obviously considerably less into it.

Selma's private parts are obviously burning in this scene. Just look at her.

Pretty good feet game desu

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>lebouf the jewboy motivating them jewish sluts to go full lesbo

P O E T R Y
O
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T
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I don't know what you mean.

SEX ASS

sax?

I'm so sorry to hear this.

Thx bro.

>Cancun, Mexico
She probably took some mushrooms, or some drug just before boarding, she thought it mite b fun.

Is this JUST or unJUST?

they said she mixed pills and booze

Absolutely checked.

Calling it in.

there's something wrong with Selma

>He burns my private parts

Goddamn son, she did some ayahuasca and remembered some shit from her days on the casting couch.

what the fuck yo

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OH NO NO NO NO

>the sides remind me of this woman

look how small their foreheads are, it's weird.

BLACKED

These bitches need to donate some hairline to Brendan Fraser.

>heh nice shop faggot
>it's real

oh god

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>ywn shave selma blair's forehead to look normal

that's me on the right

Kekd irl

She looks like Ariel Pink.

With a straight razor while a woman in nothing but a plague doctor's mask burns her genitals with a small star shaped brand and recites the tenets of the Pentaverate.

You don't have to outsource for dubs in this thread, friendo.
We got em here.

Not necessary anymore m8, haven't you heard?