ITT: Greentext you first kiss

>ITT: Greentext you first kiss

>why?

>

>be 12
>emo girl insists on kissing me
>meh go on then
>had chewed nail in my mouth
>start kissing her
>looking back, it was shite
>pop a stonker
>grab her tit
>finish kissing
>realise chewed fingernail was no longer in my mouth
>ohfuck
>she pulls it out of hers
>asks wtf
>next day the whole school knew

bump for interest

this

>be 8
>rlip coin
>lands on heads
>kiss

>no
>newfag

>be 15
>Talking to cute black dude
>we've been talking for a while
>He asks if I've had my first kiss
>I say no and become all depressed
>He looks me in the eyes and kisses me on the lips
>Loved it
>We went further, started flirting with him a l o t
>Ended up getting fucked in the ass in the bathroom near shop class the day before he graduated

So yeah

>be 16
>drop lsd over weekend with pals in the bush
>go to small day party/lunch thing at female friends house on Monday
>grill is dared to kiss me
>does
>beta orbiter leaves room and is heard crying in the next room
>????
>profit

>be 14
>think that these middle school relationships matter
>over at gf's house
>her door was taken off the hinges because she made her parents mad
>helping her do homework
>take a break
>she blindfolds me with a sock
>be sitting on bed
>feel her legs lock into mine, knee on my crotch
>silence and she kisses me
>ohmygodithappened
>zero experience kissing
>dumbest kiss ever
>stupid giggles from both of us
>her father walks in literally a few seconds later to see what the giggling is about
>he knew.jpg
>he was cool
>go home later
>tell dad

it was good

>be me 16
>stillnothing.jpg

>19
>Drunk as fuck in bar
>7/10 girl with nice ass asks to dance
>Grinds on me and proceed to make out
>She Passes out after like 4th round of shots
>Her friends pick her up and they leave
>Never see her again

>17
>been talking to this girl that I met at a party for about a week now
>arrange to go to a park after school before I have to be back at school for a football game
>go the the park, everything goes well
>We walk to a waterfall in the woods
>talk for a bit, I put my arm around her
>too much of a pussy to do anything else
>she drives me back to the locker room
>earlier I had mentioned I was getting my first varsity start that night
>ask for a good luck kiss
>this somehow works
>walk into the locker room feeling like I had justified my life

Got a blowjob from her the next day on a camping trip

>Be 25
>Oh wait I still haven't had a kiss
>spend rest of night on 4-chan

>be 30
>never

Underage.
ban him!

>BLRRGLGLGLHRGAUUUUGHHHLLLLPHHHTTTGLL

gay or girl?

>banhammer

>be me
>14 at the time
>gf and i playing candyland at the time cause we didn't know what to do
>we laugh and make fun of ourselves cause we were probably playing candyland wrong
>howthefuckdoyounotknowhowtoplaycandyland.jpg
>i look at gf and ask he she wanted to kiss
>we kiss
>feels good man
>we giggle and chuckle for a while
>her older brother was staring intently at us the whole time

>be me
>be 15
>be at friend's house
>sitting on his bottom bunk bed while he's playing Oblivion with his cousin
>I end up laying down
>friend'a little sister lays down with me
>bitch is all up on me
>cover the whole entrance to bottom bunk with a blanket
>Kiss her
>immediately feel scared my friend will find out and kick my ass
>end up making it home safely the next day
>fucker never finds out until I tell him two years later

>16 years old
>she's 18
>we go out
>we both knew we liked each other
>starts raining
>we go under a roof
>i asked her to be my gf
>she gets excited and holds me and kisses me
>she's shorter than me and so I have to bend uncomfortably
>kiss is kind of awkward but it's okay cuz I had my first gf

fast forward 9 years and i've just had 1 other gf since. And not because any of those relationships lasted much

>meet grill on Omegle when i was about 14
>we chat and talk on there for a bit
>move on to msn messenger then texting
>never even seen her face
>she sends me pic one day and she's gorgeous and time stamps it
>fall in love with her over few months
>she lives in florida im in missouri
>we long distance date
>2 years later my family goes to florida
>i meet her at a mall and she's 10/10 16 year old
>we go into a photobooth to take pictures
>we start kissing
>her skin is perfect
>she's perfect
>im feeling her up
>we get frisky
>i take off her bra and suck on them titties
>we make out for like 45 min in photobooth
That was my first and last kiss
few years ago now, im 20. We eventually fell apart and she fell for someone else. We text each other a few times every other day, and I think we both still love each other distantly, but we know we can never be together from distance

nothing

>be 19
>dated for 2 days
>buy fruit yogurt to gf at starbucks to clean my mouth breath
>looking at best view in country
>we both know we are going to kiss there
>walk together talking for a bit
>both sits down on bench
>I close my eyes
>kiss
>nervous as hell my lips shaking
>hand vibrating
>bites her lips
>she gets mad
>still shaking like retard
>she moves and sits on my lap and made out for 20mintues no stop

get out underag-
>omegle was founded 7 years ago

>be me 6 years old nigger living in ape territory, 1nd grade
>meet other black girl named mariah
>thought she was pretty cool
>bell rings and school ends
>we go to grab our coats and bags from the closet
>it's just me and her left
>look over at her and ask if she want's to kiss
>make out for about 3 minutes
>tongue and all
>walk home feeling accomplished
>her and I continue our relationship for another year until I move to a new town
>never see/hear from her again
>won't kiss a gril for another 7 years

Gay

Came here to post this
Please let me die kek

>why even be here?

>Middle school, either 11 or 12
>go to my crushes birthday party
>she only invited the "cool" kids which was about 3 guys, 5 girls
>play a "no restriction" game of truth or dare
>wingman friend dares us to go to the closet for 1 minute
>walk in, close door. Excited as fuck but nervous
>stand there awkwardly for about 5 seconds
>lean in
>"make out" for the rest of the time...by make out I mean nibbling and licking each others lips like horny disabled people
>go home happy feeling like a real man
>turn tv on
>CNN headline: "MICHAEL JACKSON CONFIRMED DEAD"
>"Wow what what an eventful day"

>be 14 y/o me
>8th grade ski club dance
>4/10 face 8/10 boobs
>"dated" for about a month
>her friends will not stop telling me to kiss her
>across the room see her friends and her point to me
boneractivated.png
>my friends arent letting me puss out
>go in for the kiss
>leans in
>lightly touch lips for 0.05 seconds
>both of us run to our respective friend groups
>mfw lost my virginity to her 6 months later
>mfw after first kiss
>mfw my first gf had d-cups

>why even be here?
>why even live?
>post your story dickhead

>be 14
>edated emo girl on twitter for a year now
>5'1 purple curly hair qt3.14159
>was total beta, skyped her and shit 24/7
>she live in mass, so i get trip to pax
>meetup at pax and some guy and some girl 3 wheel
>whatever.jpg
>get to indie games booth and we make eye contact and kiss
>wasn't bad
>friends mock us
>gtfofags.webm


We kissed pretty intimately for the rest of the time there, we had to slow it down bc in public

Broke up 2 months later and nobody irl knows about it still

The reason it worked was probably because she wanted it as much as you did.

>be me, 11 yr old nigglet
>summer night like any other playing at the pahk
>qt3.14 we can call dust pulls me behind parking lot to talk
>qt3.14 but her forehead is like a fivehead
>talk about dumb shit like tv shows and shit
>ask why she brought me here to talk
>mashs her face into mine to kiss
>simultaneously clash foreheads
>i fuckin scream and parent come running
>all they see is me on the ground crying while she looks down on me
>they think she beat me up and ground her
>10 years later and they still dont know
>10 years later she got even cuter, even grew into her fivehead
>10 years later she still hates me

>be me
>be 16
>be in complicated relationship 14 year old girl
>be her sexual submissive through text
>talk to her in school but never kiss
>one day over text i tell her i want to kiss her >she agrees
>so next day we stand infront of my locker
>i wuss out but she stands there knowing i'll come back
>i do
>be idiot on how to kiss
>stiffly press flexed face into her face
>in experienced 16 year old kissed a girl who had lost her virginity easily by 12
>my first kiss was with a whore

>>i look at gf and ask he she wanted to kiss
>>he she

Freud.jpg

kek I had the exact same reaction to this guy's post
>get out of here you undera-
>michael jackson died in 2009
oh

Oops. My bad. Meant to say her.

>tfw first gf had G sized bewbs
>got breast reduction surgery
>current girlfriend maybe a D
>they look small

>it was a pity kiss by the girl I was madly in love with. I was so deep in the friend zone with her it was absurd. I now have broken all ties with her and I much better off because of it. But I still am a virgin and have never dated anyone

Good on you dude.
>Be me, 12 years old
>7th Grade
>Dating this one girl for awhile
>I think we had been dating for 3 months? Maybe 2.
>Kind of just hanging out with friends and her at the mall
>Fast forward a few hours
>Sitting in the parking lot waiting for our parents to pick us up because we're kids
>It's just me and her left, and we're just talking
>Try to lean in for a kiss and she totally turns the other way, not slowly though, it's more of a flinch
>Try again after a minute or two
>Same result
>Try a third time, but put my hand kind of on the side of her face while I start to lean in so she can't turn away
>Manage to actually kiss her this time
>She gets really flustered because of some stupid reason, something about her thinking I was mad at her
>She was happy afterwards though
>We dated up until halfway through our 8th grade year
I still cringe when I think about this though, because I really had to hold her from flinching away, and in hindsight it feels super rapey.
But, whatever, got first kiss.

>14
>go to fair with a flip and 2 Mexican Girls
>full beta, kissless Virgin
>well they both get the idea to start making out with me and each other
>we go to a friend's house afterwards
>flip gives me a blowjob in front of me and all my friends
>after 2 minutes a blow a load in her mouth

Anyway, first blowjob and first kiss all in the same day

cucking her bro?

>be 12 year old me
>Depressed sociopath craving any sort of feeling
>Used to cut and all that shit
>Had a friend with a lot of trauma, her sister committed suicide in front of her, her dad abused her, ECT.
>She was just as depressed as me
>Feel even more shit because my in chemical and not situational
>We get closer and eventually build emotional dependence
Enter that black friend
>This kid Kai is great, real fun dude and lovely.
>I'd smash that
>We hang out after classes because she is afraid to go home
>She asks me to kiss her
>Alright.jpg
>"Use your tongue user, not good enough"
>Cool, I'm game.
>Start macking on her hard
>"Geez user, you taste like chocolate. I love it"
>Your turn Kai
>Watch them make out a bit

We were all friends and kept being close for a few years, then Kai was going to move back to Japan, so we all hung out at the mall. She dragged me away into Spencers and started making out with me and find out a few days later that all of my friends in middle school just pittied me and hung out with me so I didn't kill myself. I found this out because I was reading Kai' s texts.

Kai was my only sort of friend in Middleschool, and he left me.
I'm still downing anti depressants at 23 and regret every choice I've ever made. Especially in highschool.

>be kissless virgin
>be 17
>invited to friend's christmas party
>bootleg a 24 pack of cheap beer
>drink all night with friend's female friend that their parents have been grooming to get together for about two years
>get into wrastling match with gril
>get bored
>let her """pin""" me
>she's on top
>I make a kissing motion at her face, anticipating her to pull away, disgusted, like most girls do when I merely appear in the room
>she doesn't
>lips make contact
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>slip away, run from the bed, straight into wall
>fall on my ass
>she's laughing the whole time, then gets on me again
>continues kiss
>friend who invited me spends the rest of the night repeatedly bashing his forehead into the wall like pic related while I continue kissing gril on his bed

I accidentially cucked my friend. Oops. She's been my gf ever since, 3 years now.

Did you also make sure she didn't scream when you slipped a finger in?

/thread

>19

>flip gives me a blowjob in front of me

Now I want to try it with her behind me...

was it hitomi tanaka?

Only ever got as far as making-out with her, or any other girl for that matter.
>feelsbadman

> she timestamps it
Yeah, seems legit, because normal people timestamp their pictures, you fucking faggot.
Also, her skin ? Whay sort of a weirdo notices a girl's skin. I call bs.
Alright, here's mine :
> 17, move to new town
> beta gamer faggot, didn't show much interest in girls so far tbh, but I didn't care that much, because DotA.
> thiught girls won't be very interested in me, so I never really tried until now
> meet this random girl on skype, because that was a thing then
> we chat a lot, she's funny and really nice, also looks pretty hot
> she's like 15 then I think
> we go out once, hold hands, it's fine
> tell her I live her because this is the first girl I've ever liked and who's ever shown any interest in me whatsoever
> go out again, it gets dark, we are at a place near where she lives, you can see the whole town
> we kiss, I have no idea what to do, but love it
> I think we went out once more, then we broke up, I can't even remember why, pretty sure her dad is an overprotective psycho, because she hasb't been with boys since or some shit
> fast forward like six ir seven months
> go out with her and her two friends, a girl and a dude
> end up hooking up with girl and going oht with her for like half a year, did a lot more than kissing with her

drunk at a party, I just yelled out "I've never been kissed before"
I got a lot of kisses :^)

Don't worry friend! I'm sure that you're a wonderful person and will find someone that will love you full heartedly.

> :^)
gtfo

>be 18
>always fucking up dating girls
>never gotten close to one before
>start hanging out with really cute 16yo girl
>we hang out at her place and watch movies sometimes
>realize I'm onto something
>she probably likes me
>she's walking me home
>we say goodbye halfway home
>decide it's time to take a chance for once
>i lean in for a kiss
>she leans in for hug
>notgood.jpg
>kinda reaches her cheek but she leans back
>say "I'm sorry"
>thebetaisstrong.webm
>she smiles at my nervousness, takes command and kiss me
>very surprised
>can't fucking handle the feeling
>we say goodbye
>i go home panicking
>go to sleep
>wake up relaxed
>feels good
>i was no longer a beta

A year and a half later, we're still dating

fuck, moot ate my greentext

condensed:
>both 14
>buddies for 3 years or so
>back of the bus on band trip
>innocent tickling, teasing suddenly dials up to 11
>I lick her neck as a joke, she sort of shudders, grabs my head, jams her tongue down my throat
>total innocent foreplay in the dark
>accidentially brushes the front of my shorts
>instaspooge

>be 18
>always fucking up dating girls
>never gotten close to one before
>start hanging out with really cute 16yo girl
>we hang out at her place and watch movies sometimes
>realize I'm onto something
>she probably likes me
>she's walking me home
>we say goodbye halfway home
>decide it's time to take a chance for once
>i lean in for a kiss
>she leans in for hug
>notgood.jpg
>kinda reaches her cheek but she leans back
>say "I'm sorry"
>thebetaisstrong.webm
>she smiles at my nervousness, takes command and kiss me
>very surprised
>can't fucking handle the feeling
>we say goodbye
>i go home panicking
>go to sleep
>wake up relaxed
>feels good
>i was no longer a beta

A year and a half later, we're still dating

I'm happy for you user.

>be 19
>summer internship
>meet really smart, handsome intern
>know I'm attracted, but never been in relationship before, so don't pursue anything, just admire from afar.
>he's close friends with this guy in my apartment.
>guy always invites me along to watch TV shows with their friends, including handsome intern.
>we watch tv shows regularly.
>number of attendees dwindles, and one day, only me and intern show up.
>watch tv shows, casually.
>make commentary on them.
>more playful banter.
>"Hey user, are you ticklish?"
>extremely
>"Don't you dare, handsome intern"
>continue banter, and every now and then he tries to tickle me, but I shift away.
>Eventually shift into a position that I can't easily move away in.
>He leans in with, I assume with intent to tickle.
>His face is real close to mine.
>... omg! He is into me??!! He wants to kiss!!??!!
>Move my face closer to his and reciprocate the kiss.

Still with him B)

>Be 8
>Super Cute, dated like every girl in my class because why not it's fun.
>Random girl calls me behind the cubbies and just leans in and kisses me
>be raped
>feelsbad.
The first person I ever tongued was my boyfriend in 9th grade. Butterflies thinking about it, you guys care?

kek
congrats user

>be 13
>kiss fat girl
>boner.exe

> Be freshman year of College
> Meet girl who's in a relationship but really like her
> Become friends and hang out a lot
> Also become good friends with her other friend
> The Three Musketeers
> Both end up liking me
> Initial girl, let's call her S
> Second girl, let's call C
> S tells me how her relationship is begging rocky
> Finally ends relationship
> We all find out they're both into me
> One night we're all drinking
> We set up dumb diplomatic meeting between me and C then me and S
> C cries and says I'm perfect while I'm telling her there's better people
> Long story I chose S
> Doesn't want relationship so we agree to FWB
> One night we're hanging out in her room drinking with other, annoying, guy friend
> He finally leaves
> Just us
> She's sitting in her bed and I'm on a chair right in front of her
> Tells me originally she wanted to just sit on my lap and kids me
> Thinks since it's my first time I should lead
> Phone playing Cavalier by James Vincent McMorrow
> Did that shit on purpose
> She walks my dumb ass through it reassuring me
> Finally kiss
> Diamonds
> We keep kissing
> Eventually invites me onto the bed
> Oh shit
> Has me lie down
> Start making out while riding me
> We're clothed
> Start working on her bra
> The meme is true, I couldn't get that shit
> Finally get it
> Been making out for 30 min - 1 hour
> Tells me we should probably go inviting me to leave
> Do so
> Go to bed with blue balls
We had one or two more experiences before she broke it off. Never saw her boobs but she was also my first fingering and I got my first handjob from her.

:^(

yeah, she fucking wrote her name on my hand you autist. we both had been warned about the dangers of people pretending to be someone else on the internet, so we both were cautious and wanted proof. and yeah, i do remember her skin dude cas it was the first girl i ever kissed. you fucking faggot.

> be me
> 17
> Summer is rounding to an end, but I lost 50 pounds so I was confident as fuck
> Start texting this one chick I met through a friend
> Keep talking for a couple weeks
> She invites me to help her move, right next to my neighborhood
> Of course I help
> Finish moving whole house and it's night
> Her mom invites me to stay the night
> Of course I dive in on that shit
> Her, her brother and I are all laying in one bed
> Brother moves to the floor
> I start cuddling with her
> She flips around, our faces are close
> We start kissing
> She grabs my hand, pulls it down
> Finger bang her with her 16 year old brother asleep on the floor next to us

That was most likely true, it's just hard not to second guess yourself

Wow, you really are a weird faggot then, what else did you do, sniff her hair ? Also, sorry, not all of us were born in the 2000's, we weren't taught in school to make sure you timestamp before you send your tiny pecker to people on the internet.

>Be me
>16 years
>at girl I'm dating's house, 3rd date
>Liked eachother since the its grade
>watching a movie in their living room
>don't even remember what it was
>didn't kiss her the whole time cuz was scared
>after the movie ends just look as her, faces closer than the 2000 presidential election
>I say to her, you look like u really want a kiss
>she says she does while moving in
>we kiss, not a peck, just full on making out first time
>I guess she though it wasn't my first
>making out for 30 seconds before I remember to use hands
>grab her head with left hand and upper thigh with right hand and pull her close
>kiss for another minute or so
>went home after that
>we talked about it later and she didn't know it was my first cuz it was so good
>gave me the most boosted ego at that age
>we've been together ever since

>be 15
>talk to a girl on skype
>best friend from the town introduced me to her
>used to live there but in North Carolina at the time
>long distance never works
>end up visiting family where she lives
>go see a movie, world war z
>the entire movie there is sexual tension
>lots of looking at each other and light petting
>super nervous because first date ever
>work up courage to ask her to kiss me
>movie is still going so she can't hear me
>gives me a "wtf are you saying" look
>nevermind.jpg
>movie ends
>no idea what happened in the movie
>after credits tell her our ride home is almost there
>she asks what I was trying to say
>"I was asking you to kiss me"
>oh ok
>slowly leans in and we kiss.

Then we broke up later that year. Nowadays she just fucks random people and gets drunk and high all the time. Hoe

>born in 2000's
>i said i was 20
>it's 2016
nice math!

PSA Reminder:

Girls are just as horny as you are, they just don't want to be labeled as a slut because you shot off your mouth just to gain pointless alpha points with dudes instead of being a stealth stud who gets passed around by school sluts like a used dildo.

Happened to me, cadre of tramps foisted one of their lesser attractive members on me to see if I could keep my mouth shut. Passed the test - had FWB with unattainables during school hours, but nasty tramps after hours

>be 17 at the time
>had 7/10 gf
>gf was 16 at the time
>was also my first gf
>didn't see eachother the first 3 days >she was with relatives in the next state over
>she gets home and invites me over
>we walk around the pasture to the pond behind the horses
>her parents have quite a bit of land so it's a good 15 minute walk
>pond has a small island in it with a bench on it
>we sit down and she insists we kiss right there
>surewhynot.png
>we did and it wasn't anything special
>we just touched lips for a second real quick
>then she said she wanted to go inside cus mosquitos were getting bad
>we got inside, watched a movie, and drank some tea til it was time for me to leave
>she broke up with me over text the next morning
>next day she had a new bf
>was somewhat friends with a lot of her ex's
>later find out she did almost the same exact thing with them
>even to this day she still does it
>same method, same spot
>nobody knows why she does it and nobody has asked
>still confused af

> Year 2008 (wow, almost 8 years ago, can't quite remember the date)
> Be 15.
> This girl is a friend of a friend. She was 18 and hot godammit.
> She invited us to her school graduation party.
> I only had a couple of chats with her, nothing much important.
> We talk during the party.
> Music starts, and she literally dragged me into the dance stage
> Wow okay
> Slow motion. She put her face against my chest (we were both tall).
> Hearth beats. Wtf wtf wtf.
> Look at her, as she started to get closer I close my eyes and get closer too.
> Win win win win win
> Spend rest of the night with her dancing and kissing.
> See her at school next monday.
> Le Kiss.
> In one of break times she dragged me to the doorways and told me she didn't wanted anything that was a one time only.
> Hearthbroken, but understood my first and important lesson:

Lo que fácil viene, fácil se va.
What easy comes, easy goes.

Pic related. It is her.

>implying

>Expecting me to predict the future

kek'd, but still

>be 14/15
>go to a classmate's halloween party
>spin the bottle
>lands on the only black girl in class
>*smooch*
>was nice

There might be another one with 12 and at worst one with 16, but the latter was borderline criminal so no tells.

Same, and I'm 24 now.

>Be me 13
>Depressed lonely kid
>No one wanted me
>Have one close girl that is only a friend
>Decided to hang out at school park
>Starts talking about her recent break up
>Never had a girlfriend she I can't relate
>She talks about how she's got a new boyfriend already
>Tells me about shit she does with him because me and her were close like that
>She tells me she thinks she loves him
>I start thinking about how I'll never have someone that will talk to friends about being in love with me
>I begin to cry
>She asks what's wrong and I get up and leave without saying anything
>She runs up behind me and hugs me
>I turn around and hold her
>she looks up at me
>Tears still running
>She runs her finger over my eye to stop them
>She kisses me quickly
>Talking to her next day at lunch she told me she told me the kiss meant nothing it was just to calm me down
>tfw first kiss wasn't special or magical like the movies told me they would be.

>be me
>15 years old, from Canada
>go on school trip to New York City
>model united nations
>I'm representing Kyrgyzstan... apparently that's a country
>dont know shit
>get put in a regional group, this hot chick from Massachusetts is representing India
>apparently we're allies or near each other or some shit
>spend all my time fighting for her country
>she's super relieved, really shy
>we go back to the hilton
>44th floor, top floor, great view
>go in for the kill
>her first also
>we knock teeth SO HARD
>painful but spent a while necking and got the hang of it after a while

>be 8
>sister and friend locked me in my room with neighbor
>said they wouldn't let us out until she kisses me
>kisses me on the cheek
does this shit even count?

>lol hos
>fml

Maybe I just didn't give enough of a shit. I remembered reading something about you being 14.
Well, look at you, aren't you a big boy, being 20. Calm the fuck down, faggot, fine, I believe your story, are you satisfied now ?

> be 16
> girl 14
>Mom was dating her dad
>Went o her house after school
> snuck out past her brothers mom and her boyfriend.
> we kissed as she leaned into her house and made out for half an hour groping each other.
> She freaked when I rubbed her pussy.
> Never did it with her again, months later mom broke up with him.

>19
>kissless virgin
>met cute emo girl on facebook
>went to high school together
>she remembered me, had no idea who she was
>say we should hang out; we do
>she brings a friend. fuck
>it's nice, try again
>just the two of us
>too beta to make a real move
>don't go beyond putting my arm around her
>she gets comfortable with me
>try again dammit
>go see a movie
>theaters empty; pull her onto my lap as she goes to sit down
>lights go down, we're looking at each other, inching closer and closer
>i start to bail; see "too beta to make a real move"
>she goes for it
>make out the entire movie, get to second

Wound up dating for two years before she cheated on me, left me for the guy, bitched to me about not liking him, and spending a year on-and-off with me before I gave up. Shit fucking hurt.

>plans to watch reign of fire (dragons get revived, attack medieval cities, etc.) in 2002 with qtpie from my choir class
>she comes over wearing a spaghetti strap shirt, no bra, huge boobs out to breathe
>go downstairs and start watching the movie, she leans against me and i put my arm around her
>watch movie for ~20 minutes, it's kind of boring
>she turns her head to me, puts her hand on my cheek and turns it toward her
>FuckMeEyes.jpg
>we start kissing, she uses mega tongue, all up in my mouth
>kissed for about a minute, she's getting into it
>dragon gets loose and starts fucking shit up in the movie
>i turn to watch it
>"why did you stop?"
>"the movie? i dunno..."
>she keeps trying to turn my head to kiss her, i do for a little while, then turn back to the movie
>she's frustrated
>movie ends, she goes home
>next day i hear she told all of choir i'm a bad kisser
>it wasn't even a very good movie

>can't even remember

>Be me
>Just born
>See strange creature
>It kisses me on the head
>It was my mom
>mfw

I was 15 btw

Se aprovecharon de tí, user hispanoparlante.
Esa mina se ve follable.

>be 15 year old freshman at some college student's party, pretty much the entire town is there
>see punk girl, make eye contact, look away, look back and she's sitting next to me poolside
>we start talking, I start drinking despite my friend (who was there to keep tabs on me) saying not to, she starts drinking and doing pot, she pulls me in for a kiss
>PANIC
>try to play it cool, i just end up holding still and she presses her lips against mine
>"user haven't you had your first kiss?"
>"i-i have now..."
>"lemme teach you how to really kiss"
>saliva is swapped for a good 15 minutes
I had sex for the first time that night, and haven't had it since because of what happened after + I'm one of those "born again virgins" in that I'd rather pretend that night didn't happen. Sex was great but she got pregnant, we had to abort the baby, my aforementioned friend gave her a miscarriage from beating the ever loving shit out of her for having sex with me...yeah.

I've told this story on Sup Forums before but I doubt anyone here remembers. If you do though, hi.

>be about 7 or something
>have gay uncle who babysits now and then
>molests me through the years..
>parents away partying one night
>uncles chance
>comes in when im sleeping
>wakes me up and i know what he wants
>instead he gets close and i think hes going to tell me something
>sticks his tongue down my throat for awhile and licks all around my mouth
>pulls back and tells me that was an adult kiss
>was sleepy and confused at what happened
>asks me if i want to try again
>i decline (forget what i said)
>was sleepy and confused some more
>go to sleep
>he never tried anything more that night

>be 17yo kissless virgin
>get free tickets for a day cruise
>take a couple of friends, 2 guys and a girl
>one guy is awkward homophobe, other is gay
>girl is way into me though
>standing on deck she's at the rail and I'm behind her
>she reaches back and pushes me forward so I hump her into the rail
>boner level maximum, she's digging it
>too many people around to escalate, no privacy on this boat
>go back inside and sit down, she sits in my lap
>opens her jacket, puts my hand up her shirt on her tit
>feeling up a tit in plain sight of everyone, while she grinds my painful erection
>no fucks, my hand is on a tit, this ship could fucking sink for all I care
>old guy walks by, gives me a dirty look
>it must be painfully obvious
>oh well
>boat docks at 2 in the morning, guys fuck off, we walk through the town
>reach the split, i'm going one way home she's going the other
>i'm not expecting it, she plants one on me
>walk the rest of the way home feeling like a god

the next time we kissed it was after she spent the afternoon smoking weed with her lesbo friends, I will never forget the awful awful taste of her tongue in my mouth. didn't last 2 weeks

>be 12
>having illegal camp fire in woods with gf
>thought that relationship mattered
>she said she has never had her first kiss
>15 mins pass
>we hear people so gotta put it out and leave
>she pours water on the fire
>ash gets in her eyes
>she can't see
>grab her hips and quickly kiss her
>ff 2 years
>get blowjobs on the daily
>think shes the love of my life
>she moves across the country

yep