8 ball thread

8 ball thread
Will Donald Trump win the presidential election of 2016?

???

Will I have sex within the next 5 days?

Is that girl I like gonna send me nudes?

am I gonna be rich by the end of the year?

will my story that I wrote get turned into a movie?

Will I get paid for my story?

Will I die a worthless loser?

Will I get to build my dream home?

Is this really going to be the end of the world?

Will this presidential election be the start of a new war?

??

will this be a world war?

Are most of us going to die?

???

Will we invade another country and acquire all their resources?

Is somebody bout to get fuckin NUKED?

Fuck.

Am i ever gonna tell Dave that I dumped a little bit of shit water in his water bottle that time?

I didn't really, but if he reads this, he'll always wonder...

Is this a spider-man thread now?

IS this a spider-man thread now?

will user's mom die if he doesn't reply to this?

The 8-ball has spoken

Will I die in WW3?

GOD DAMN IT MAGIC 8 BALL WILL user'S MOM DIE IF HE DOES NOT REPLY TO THIS?

Will I schedule my EOC this month!???

Will i join the army ?