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GOAT

first for turkbro

>R-remember me, g-guys?

What did he mean by this

smegma big brown

i actually want him to win

...

Cause you still watch mandrama, we know

does he want to see athletic men with big dicks to come see him privately on the top of that boat?

Wait is that the Pepsi logo on his arm? What?

What are we watching lads?
Cage Warriors or boxing?

wat

I don't know, but it sounds pretty gay.

Bamma, Cage Warriors and Boxing lad

his sister is tempting to eat

yes he also has the COBRA logo from GI JOE

i've always wanted to see Ubereem as a member of the Ginyu Force. he is begging to be drawn in fuckin Vegeta armor and a power scanner. he'd fit right in. wouldn't have to change his name even

ITS FIGHT NIGHT GUYS WHOS EXCITED

WHATS EVERYONE EATING

WHATS EVERYONE DRINKING

WHATS EVERYONE FAPPING

Overeem looks so relaxed in these embeddeds. It's like Stipe is the easiest fight of his career.

He got it when he was a teenager because all his friends got tattoos of their favorite beer brands.

ME

SPECK AND MOZZARELLA

WATER

NOTHING

fapped to phil's wife like 2 times today

Should I start drinking already?

All of the fights on the main card of 203 are hard to call desu, should be fun

for sure finbro

No you'll get sleepy too soon.

>WHATS EVERYONE FAPPING

Only losers fap

EVERYONE

PIZZA

BEER

PUNKS WIFE

Is Peter Lavery the worst referee in MMA?

Is Jackson Wink overrated?

Card doesn't start or another 2.5 bongs lad, wait a bit

dont do it out of respect for punk

i just learned that big scar on Reem's face is from some dude smashing a bottle across his face in a bar fight in Holland when he was only 15 apparently. expected nothing less.

your moms hard to call desu famalam nigger cuck dickbutt

im drinking a pepsi in his honor

summarize /heem/ in a single post

>watching shitty 4 minutes long manhugging instead of high quality 15 - 20 minutes long showcase of athleticism

best meme outcome
>punk win by ko

reality
>punk rekt by RNC in round 1

me

hot dogs

cherry coke

Syren Cove on manyvids

Fuck still over 2 bongs.. Need to delay it a bit then.

boxing.
and it's bad so far

Literally nuttin' wrong

...

How many years of training would it take me (5'11, 80kg, haven't exercised in about half a decade) to be able to beat a UFC female strawweight fighter?

feel like he almost def gets caught in a submission r1 and then just looks disappointed and says he'll come back better and nothing really happens

about a week

a fight camp

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>Diaz vs Cowboy at 205

I'm ready

How many bongs left

>athleticism

Yeah takes a lot of mental athleticism to sit through this stuff.

one day with Edmund

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Chat for UFC 203

are the diaz bros legit retards

I had rice, broccoli and chicken as usual.

I'm drinking Kaluha with Vodka and a bit of cream.

I'll probably put on some big ass white bitch like Alexis Texas and watch her get rectally fucked.

says a fan of blood sport

Why would you want to fight a 115 lbs female strawweight? Would you actually be proud of yourself if you won?

0 years of training, considering at 80kg you would have 30kg on them.

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

Triggered by blood? So you're also a sissy.

Come on all that technique has to be of some use against a larger, useless opponent.

dont get your hopes up. Nick has dedicated his life to partying and acting like a nigger on snapchat

Going on your flag im surprised you didn't already start 12 hours ago, and and thats coming from my flag

>EXCITED
Yes. Ready to see Overroids take the belt and watch the public execution of Punk.

>EATING

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings for the fight, wings mostly.

>DRINKING
Whiskey and Beer.

>FAPPING

>0 years of training

He's a big Negativland fan.

It's just a benchmark. Let me rephrase and ask how long it would take me to fight a male featherweight. I'd guessing the answer is no.

2.5ish cus of a fucking elevator

casual pls leave

boxing just sucks, the only good boxing is boxing with kicks under K1 rules.

is a shame britfaggots destroyed boxing with their "no kicks rules bc is dishonorable", right now we could have a good western boxing with rules similar to muay thai (elbows, knees, punchs and kicks), but without manlets who don't knows how to punch and just stall with their kicks.

>/mastertweettheatre/ represent

just train some BJJ defense and you have win the match, testosterone is just OP.

A ranked FW in the UFC? You'd need at least 5-7 years to look decent if you're completely out of shape and a slob.

Yes

Steak

Water

SSBBW JAV Femdom

That would take years before you even have a chance. I guess we'll see how much 2 years of training is worth with CM Punk.

>2 years

Stop saying 2 years, it's only been a year.

It's a strange world

the reem is gonna be the best heavyweight in history tonight

im gonna order some pizza

rum and coke

with asp tears after punk got btfo

where is /heemstream/?

You'd get destroyed.

What time does 203 start pst?

I'm sorry I disappointed you dad.

къдe ca cтpиймoвeтe вe мaйкa ви щe eбa

prelims start at 7:30 east coast time and 4:30 westcoast time

:^)

>SSBBW JAV Femdom

let's turn this into a porn fetish thread

>not pisco
What gives, bro?

post yfw when he gets to keep the belt

>tfw you like feet, average looking women and skin tight clothes.

WMMA is a godsend

>yfw Punk finishes off Gall with a Pepsi Plunge from the top of the cage

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Vote on this pls

Is paddy actually good or is it a big fish small pond thing

>ITS FIGHT NIGHT GUYS WHOS EXCITED
kinda
>WHATS EVERYONE EATING
nothin, mans got tonsilitis
>WHATS EVERYONE DRINKING
water coffee lemshite
>WHATS EVERYONE FAPPING
oh ho ho

>fapping

lots of low test betas in here. Probably skinny twinks and obese manchildren, no in-between.

Where can I find a decent quality stream boys?

Picks are literally locked in

I'm going to bed someone is going to have to step up to the plate and goof this tonight.

>he doesnt roid and fap 3 times a day because his test is so high

>tfw they're all discussing technique but you just wanna talk about story lines

His ground game is very good but he has shite stand up, luckily for him he seems to have a good chin

>tfw watching boxing and its utter shit