Barron Trump is now the most powerful shota in the world. Let's have a shota thread to commemorate this

Barron Trump is now the most powerful shota in the world. Let's have a shota thread to commemorate this.

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trump win ez

Sup Forums is fucked

i truly love not being american

yep can't even post

whhhaaatttttt

Sauce? Or moar

Lord Trump will fuck you wife and your children at his discretion. If they're pretty enough...

May I ask why you like dicks over pussies

but it was her turn

C-Can we post again?

i know i normally give you shit for caring about american politics but i'll give you a pass for tonight.

hopefully not

BUT IT WAS HER TURN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

man i'm honestly so glad trump won tbh

was more interested in election than exam

I couldn'y agree anymore, I haven't seen barron in a very long time so I was under the assumption he was still child-ish looking.
But no...Absolute Shota.
ITS NOT FAIR

was watching the acceptance speech while eating dinner. great stuff.

yeah he's pretty cute. but keep it 2d, user.

same; had an exam earlier today, came home, slept, woke up to this present.

u really think it's a coincidence that minnesota was taking so long to decide? you know, where seifag lives?

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I watched it go from 80% hillary to 95% trump at 3:30 then came out to my friend daying a streamer was losing it

when I got home at 7 he was doing his speech

is this a character from an anime or some shit? looks cute.

i was looking at the map occasionally. only started getting hyped when trump was winning.

trump has 4:1 odds yesterday

top kek

near from death note

kinda looks like Near from Death Note to me

i called trump winning when he first said he was going to run. maybe i should have actually put money on it.

didn't near have whiter hair? or am i misremembering?

what a guess

nah man he has a less than 1% chance to win, didnt you hear

just the artist style I guess

trump is the reagan of our generation. i knew he would win.

can changing a character's hair colour really be chalked up to their style?

Sup Forums is STILL dying. fantastic.

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I know literally 0 about murican politics or history except for that he was pres guy

NA SERVERS

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reagan was the president that was an actor before he became a politician. much in the same way trump was also an actor.

>playing games with americans
i literally can't think of anything worse. americans have such a grating fucking voice.

im talkinga bout na Sup Forums servers

brb

>Sup Forums servers
you mean the single commodore 64 in moot's basement?

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those are some cute boxers, someone should yank em down :3

that's lewd, user. shota are not for lewd, only cute.

>711092866
ur mum

shotas are for embarassing

faggotry with the INCREDIBLE insults yet again.

shouldn't you be doing ur blog posts

true.

Do you guys think Barron has a dark secret?

ideally infront of a camera and a crowd :3

no, probably not. also cute image.

wrong

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even better if theyve got something to be embarassed about down there :3

well i'll hand that to you, small dicks are cute.

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the smaller the better :3

not really.

but the smaller it is the more humiliating it is to have it be seen :3

too small is just kind of weird

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>not wanting a cute guy with a finger sized cock to tease

finger-sized is relative you dipshit

well that way everyone gets the right size for them
also i have small hands :3

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>also i have small hands :3
just as i suspected, fucking manlets.

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im average height, but i just have small hands

forgot image

>average height
yeah, so you're a manlet. unless you're a cute feminine boy that isn't okay.

5'7", and the bf certainly doesnt seem to mind my height

so i asked someone out while browinsg this thread
with them next to me
now i am dating an irl shota
but im one too
so its ok

sorry to tell you user but 5'9" is the average for men in most of the world. unless you're asian you're below average height.

also that sounding is hot as fuck

you're a shota? what?

how old are you two?

ok well
im 18
so im KIND OF a shota
i mean
im a girly boy
who likes to put on makup and dress in girls clothes
but im a shota
cuz ya
shota
just a 3d one unfortunately
18/17
im 18 tho so its O K

>sorry to tell you user but 5'9" is the average for men in most of the world.
kek, im gonna want your source on that
you sound like the kind of fag that likes to make cuck threads

yeah, sounding is pretty hot

hardly shota territory, but still cute

Ignore him user, he gets salty because he looks like a 6 foot tall potato.

im told i look like a shota
and
well she def looks like a shota
SO ITS O K

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
halls.md/average-height-men-height-weight/

more sounding / bdsm shit too, please.

yeah 18/17 isn't really shota.

ya really fucked up that quote didn't you

you type funny. why?

pls

pics

hmm, in my experience im about the same height as most folk, tho the bf is taller than me by a couple of inches

well it depends where you live. asian countries ofc have a shorter average height. i'm only "slightly tall" but there are tons of asians around here so i'm pretty tall compared to them.

bongland is where i hail from fam, but i dont think im 3" shorter than the average guy

i mean 3" isn't that big of a difference. probably just can't tell.

id think id notice being 3" shorter than average fam

go get a fucking tape measure and verify how tall you are, idiot.

in a moment

speed it up

also are you the guy from the west midlands i was talking to?

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len is CUTE!

i hail from the east of england

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i don't know shit about english geography kek

Not our fault, Wisconsin going hard Trump early threw us off, had to regroup.
Can finally post again it seems, cut off right after you asked directly.
And thank you.

thank you for... ?

anyway, how's minnesota? have the riots started yet? and the canadians trying to fend off the onslaught?

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posting rare seis :^)