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I have 2 months to acquire £10,000.
Any ideas that don't involve selling my body?

Rob a gas station or a liquor store!

While definitely effective, I'd rather do it above-board.

get $2 and play roulette. put it on black and win 13 times in a row

Then I'd only have £8,192.

Suck dick
>50 a pop
>200 dicks
>50 days (you need time off)
>Only 4 dicks a day
Easy peasy for a faggot like you

Thanks, man. But when I say selling my body, I kinda mean renting.

sell other people's bodies

Taxable is fine, as well.

vendeme tu riñon $5000

then steal the rest mr. dubs

Best answer ever

y u need the money so bad?

take everything you have and either sell it/ pawn it, or go to a bank and ask for a loan using some sort of collateral.

If you still don't have enough then you need to get smart. Get a partner to pull off the best cons. You might have to spend money to make usrelf look more presentable/ believable.

I've heard the zombieland engagement ring con actually works well if you have a pretty girl to look upset to work with.

In case you haven't seen the movie ( fucking idiot go watch it, either case the movie con needs improving to work on people's emotion and wanting to be good people too). This works best in a mom and pop store shop where it is likely the cashier over looking the store is also the owner so they can take out the money fromt he drawer or the back.

Girl con goes around handing out fliers of a picture of her "lost" engagement ring with a fake number (or if you are worried about them calling before the con i done, a burner cell) with a huge reward. She goes on to say it was her fiance's grandmother's ring and she lost it recently and she's retracing her steps and remebers being in this area when she remembers last having it. She's goes away for about 30 minutes or so.

Guy Con dressed in sketchy clothes walks up with a fake diamond ring from walmart that is the same as the one int he flier. He acts like he's excited cause he thinks he can pawn it for at least a couple hundred with the size of the 'rock' and how he's going to buy drugs,or rims and a big 'plasma'. (douchier the better)

The mark will either just offer to buy it straight up for less than the 'grand reward' or if they are REALLY nice tell them to call the number on the filer themselves. At which case have the douche con call the number and say they didn't answer. and he doesn't want to wait and knows a pawn guy that can get him money now. And can't wait to call his dealer.

You will make money off this con like many other cons. Remember to disguise your appearance and use different towns.

That was very comprehensive. Thanks so much user!!

rob a bank

Its extremely difficult to catch HIV from oral,
just do it you'll enjoy it.

>planning criminal activities based on the plot of a film

Got to be 18+ to be here champ.

OP you are fucked. No way are you getting that money.

Gaystuff plan from Lock, Stock.. movie?

- Payday loan
- Roulette

Almost all the best cons have been done in movie or television. This con has a high turn over rate like the basic lotto scam (but relies on what money people have on them) Requires very little intro capital, and very little other skills really. He can graduate to later big cons as time goes on if he wants.

But bigger cons start getting more difficult because they require money to appear rich,and building a relationship with someone who really does have money from their you can do things such as

Have lunch with them, and have the second con person come over either thanking you for the investment or saying they are early for the meeting (that you were planning after your lunch) This has to be a fake business venture that hasn't gone public yet. Something that is just coming out of the prototype stage. Make it something with tech they wont get or will pretend to get, like a super efficient battery or solar panel. And they are looking for a little extra money to start and investors are getting a silent % of ownership of the company.

You say you've given 100,000 for 10%. Tell him how they have a series of panels that have clocked amazingly and make current panels look like the ones on cheap calculators. How it seems like just 4 panels is enough to power a home, and its going to change the 1st world home energy market.

At this point you will need to make fake wikapedia pages about the 'geniuses' involved. He'll want to pay in check so you'll have to set up a dummy LLC under stolen identies and fake IDs. But he should be willing to offer at least a couple grand if not more for %s of this up and coming company.

drive a stolen car into a jewelry store with a backpack on your chest opened up, scoop it all up, melt down the gold sell it , as far as the rocks idk figure it out

buy gold bullion on credit card, sell in a few weeks after it has appreciated in value