Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Nice try.
Look how serious is this stuff.
Karen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
Tell me your deepest secret first
hey hey hey hey~
Miku claimed.
here
I've seen that one too much, another?
Expected this.
He's just gonna delete this one
This... This isn't what it looks like
This when?
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>taking control of this thread
Quality post friend. They come to these hugbox safe zone threads because there's literally nowhere on earth where it's acceptable to be older than 6 years old and watch Asian cartoons, much less believe you are in a relationship with the underage looking characters. It's really bad when even Sup Forums thinks you are fucking faglords. Take this shit to the anime board, and if they won't even take you, you really need to look in the mirror and see the fucking reject you really are
Yahallo.
This isn't me guys he's going to delete this one
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>Being a phoneposter in 2016
@711115710
>he doesn't know
Waddup
I just post Desu here for memes.
>tfw weed legalization got vetoed in AZ
fuck potheads
kek thank you, another? One about the neets.
He's posting pastas for me
Hi! You're from Rwby, right? What girl is that?
I heard you're living the american dream now gardy?
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Why do you want to fuck me?
>being so outrageously autistic that you ACTUALLY care and think it makes a difference if someone is posting on Sup Forums using a phone or a computer
Kek, some people have social lives and relationships and have an actual use for a phone, now go back to cumming to Chinese cartoon characters all over your gaming computer mom bought you, greasy ass virgin man baby
>tfw it's going to be federally legalized within the next 4 years.
And fuck you too. :^)
Monica
Post all your Desus and I'll give you one of these for each one I don't have.
Yup, I am. And now that Trump's president... America will be great again :^)
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods to destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
Why won't this cancer thread just go away
Phoebe was best girl tbh
who is this?
degenerate :o
I don't need your cash. I am rich on my Egyptian money already.
I claim banana as my waifu
Why are these shitposters trying to kill /waifu/? Do they not realise that if these threads weren't a thing we would be spreading our weeby virginess all other Sup Forums instead?
Because these virgins are too socially retarded to leave where they aren't wanted
I'm me
She's was just a dumb fuck.
kkk :o
i don't think i have any that specify neet that isn't from image.jpg-kun
Your parents fucking hate you, society fucking hates you, nobody wants you breathing so do us a favor and fucking kill yourselves already.
You 'waifu' doesn't love you. She doesn't fucking feel anything she's a goddamn drawing, if anything she'd feel DISGUSTED knowing there were fat, autistic neckbeard pieces of shit fawning over her because they're too fucking pathetic to go out and pull a REAL woman.
where did the miku go:
Nigger I do it like, once every one, maybe two months?
no u
Yup! It's yang, part of the main group
Seriously what are they eating in that picture?
She's adult Karen irl though
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That's so cool and it will be indeed. Did you move all by yourself?
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
I'm still lost
I just renamed my files because this app is garbage and I can't rename them when I post :o
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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Yeah but he's just posting like the same two. Shame.
Yup yup, haven't seen you before, nice to meet you!
Probably a poison.
I remember my friend's apartment had a roach problem and they bought this syringe with this peanut butter looking "glue."
They roaches ate it, died, and since roaches are cannibals, other roaches ate the dead roaches that were full of poison, and would die, eventually killing most (if not all) the roaches.
Best actor doesn't make her best character.
Smelly cat tho.
:o
>711116575
i made it :o
At least mutate the copypasta using more generic, common terms.
>mfw I've written all of these pastas
I've got some rare unreleased ones in my Notes im boutta bust them out
I've said it twice now. Are you a goldfish?
Whaaaat aaaare they feeding youuuu
For real dude, he doesn't get it.
Are you the desu poster that gave me his folders before?
I didn't know roaches were cannibals
Weird, guess that's more effective than a nuke tbh
I'm the author of literally all these pastas I can do as I please to them man baby
I HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT BRUH
I didn't know they were cannibals until they used that poison either. It's pretty hardcore.
>mfw image.jpg-kun was autistic enough to come up with the same thing in 20 different ways
We're gonna make anime great again
I'm konata ya dingus
me too :o
Portuguese own Monthy Python is called "Gato Fedorento", which means smelly cat.
I don't think I've given anyone my folder, no. Unless you mean posting every single image on here. But I have like 333 images, so it'd take at least a couple threads.
Hey man, just a suggestion. I just tossed it in my filter and it worked for the past 3 days. Thought you'd wanna be effective. :^)
Thanks man.
No problem here mr goldfish, only someone who keeps forgetting who i am
I know who you are but that doesn't mean you don't have the memory of a goldfish or something
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You really like that picture :o
Oh damn, I see. How are you doing anyway? Why'd you stop by here?
Are you saying the portugese version of monty python is called smelly cat?
That's fine then, just make sure not to use it as an insult again!
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Oh, thanks for letting me know.
How have you been?
I don't, but i don't have that many good pics
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>But thanks for relinking it, all those drums in the end are really intense.
It's probably my favourite from the album, but it's a tough pick. Definitely listen to the full Crying album if you've got time, it's one of my favourite recent albums.
>I also checked some more of sasakure.UK work and it all seems to be really solid.
Sasakure.UK is definitely great, amongst my favourite artists of the genre.
>Do you have any thoughts on Tame Impala?
>TAME IMPALA - Eventually
Hadn't heard of them before, but that sounds really good.
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Yee. Pretty cool reference isn't it?
Why don't you save some stuff from gelbooru saved? There's some nice artwork there that you don't have in your folder.
No problem, I've been good and bad, ups and downs, how about you? Everything fine?
Definitely not you, shame, been wanting to see him for a while but haven't seen him in around four months.
Pretty neato tbh
Noooow I know who does the "FAST".
Opens my eyes
I like the picture
I like you :o
Trump election. I stopped by every General I sometimes look at to see how the memeing was going.
Get out to the rest of Sup Forums, it's like a digital celebration. Have yet to check /f/, but they were posting some quality stuff. There's some good laughs to be had.
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pinch-able nipples.
It does seem like plenty of fun, even over here people were talking about it. Half a world away lmao
Pol is crazy atm though.
Nuis are actually all mine
I'm too lazy to go there. Maybe tomorrow
You didn't see anything
I don't like me
I took one look at Sup Forums and saw the Australia flag, so I assumed it was just all shitposting for the day.
Trips confirm. What nice wife. What is Keem?
why? :o
No touch.
Alrighty, well i hope things can be get brighter for you.
I'm okay, just listening to music at the moment, will probably be gone in an hour.
Liar liar pantsu on fire!
There's always time, tomorrow.
Yeah, fun to watch though.
Lickable, suckable, squeezeable nipples.
Kirby music?
STOP
カラミチーマス
So many porn ads
About as fun to watch devolve into a shithole as this place, yeah, I guess.
Good
Better question, why should i like myself?
There probably won't be though and i'll just put it off till the next day like always
Cute pink nipples, like little candies
Damn it, the archive is failing a lot lately and that track seems lost, what's the artist name again? I will listen to the album tonight or something.
>Tame Impala
If you're interested in psychedelic rock you should check them, my favourite album is Innerspeaker which also happens to be their easiest to get into.
Pretty much everything from them is really good but in their most recent release Currents they experimented with new genres so it can be hit or miss even if you enjoyed their previous ones.
I personally like it.
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Need to leave for a while.