Hi Sup Forums. I want to take commands to hurt myself

Hi Sup Forums. I want to take commands to hurt myself.

The rules are dismemberment and nothing that will show up at work.

Pic related is some of the tools I have.

Request away.

If anyone wants to cut me and lives in the northeast we might be able to arrange that.

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sendvid.com/gkpaturf
sendvid.com/5pg4g49v
sendvid.com/lzbna0kt
sendvid.com/pwg0ir02
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Are you the same dude from a few nights ago?

insert any one these tools inside your asshole
deliver

Pull out a molar with those pliers.

This

Corkscrew up the dickhole

Go vote for trump.

Probably. The same dude that cut his dick and put hotsauce in it?

No disfigurement.

cut off nipple.

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take out a liter of blood using the syringes

take a dump, mix it with some water and draw a full syringe then jam it into your thigh and inject it.

cut Sup Forums into top of thigh
or
draw blood and drink it

Aight fair enough - now i have seen that aswell

cut a nazi logo on your thigh
you do know how to draw a swastika right?

carve a pentagram on your left calf then burn the center part of it black

sendvid.com/gkpaturf

checked, you must obey the trips OP

OP must obey trips.

trips demand it OP

Scalpel into testicle.

Tripssss

Dubs

Do it OP

burn ur dick

>inb4 OP won't deliver

Insert an ice cube into ass.

trips
do it
or else OP is faggotest faggot

Vote for trump

insert lighter gas into your testicles using the syringes

I chose thight. Shorts are in play at work during the summer.

Vid related. It burnt weird.

sendvid.com/5pg4g49v

Light the lighter for as long as possible and make the metal hot and burn a smile onto your big toe

Oh shit

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RIP OP's reproductive organs

HAHAAH

thank you, you made my day a lot better. also whats with the moaning in the vid, its only a flesh wound take it like a man you pussy lol

Take the nail cutter and chunk away the tip of your dick (The skin)

not the right way to make swastika
its tilted at 45 degrees
try again OP this time cut the eagle too

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Proffessional makeupartistfag here and i can clearly tell that this shit is faked. Badly too...

heat a quarter up over a stove top with the pliers and then press the quarter into your skin. it's cool, if you've never branded yourself i recommend trying it.

you dont have to be a proffessional to tell..

Cut your pinky finger nail a bit too close, if you know what I mean

fill the syringe with air, inject in your vein. dunno. if you dont do this you are an massive pussy.

OP SUCKS HE AINT POSTIN NO MORE

hopefully he's busy branding himself. if he doesn't he's a pussy.

It took a bit to upload.

sendvid.com/lzbna0kt

what are you 13 bitch my cat has fucked me up worse then that

Fake and GAY!!

case closed , you a bitch

now stop fucking around, go suck up some dish soap and inject it into your dick hole and go take a piss

Beginning of the blister.

sendvid.com/pwg0ir02

cut off your pinky with your princess auto tools

Do you want me to peel some skin off?

Seek psychiatric help. No need for all this.. just wait a year, trump will have you totally fucked up.

why won't you brand yourself with a metal object?

Ohh you meant like heat an object then press it into skin. My bad. Will a screwdriver work?

yeah go make a make shift metal swastika sense you are too retarded to make one that doesn't look like a 3rd grade make up job or a 13 year old mad at his parents

yeah i always wondered what was behind my nails

a broader flat object would be cooler like even a coin, do you have a gas stove top?

OP impale your dick with a sharp object, then post a picture with a timestamp (do not remove the sharp object)

do you have any raw pork OP , eat it raw

OP open your wrist up and then pull on a string so that your finger bends and record it as a webm or gif

Im liking this sendvid thing. Its much more exciting.

thats a great idea attach it to one of those puppeteer sticks and each finger to a string

good idea user

im officially bored , just impale yourself with the fuckin screw driver

I'm getting fucking bored OP

Slice the webbing between two of your toes.

OP YOU LITTLE PUSSY get some fucking battery acid, suck up with needle , inject into ball sack , profit

plz?

finally, i clicked enough fucking lakes , trees and signs, now i can finally suggest you do some of these great idea's preferably mine , or the one i co-created with my fallow puppet enthusiast user

do you have any cars near you with that gnarly lookin corrosive yellow shit on the batteries ? bust up a fat line of that shit and snort it

Got a wire brush?

maybe he's injected air into himself and died, RIP OP , no one fucking knows to November 9th 2016, he drew some bad swastikas but we were entertained for about 15 minutes

Sorry. Took a bit to get a good grip with the needle nose.

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satanic trips cant be wrong OP is dead

Op can we call you the mutilator?

Fuck I dunno.

What I really want I some is for a femanon to come over and carve me up while I am tied down. I would settle for for a male user, especially if he brought a few fans and I was
The center of a bukkakke.

dayum

cut off a nipple

I might do this eventually. But I really am kinda saving that for a femanon to do.

wow dude, that's awesome

Why do you enjoy giving yourself pain?

Stop hurting yourself dude your gonna regret having all those fucked up scars when you're older

Maybe I wasn't hugged enough as a kid.

I dunno. It has literally been 13 years since I dated someone.

Pic from a few nights ago.

OP did you get my suggestion about the impaling dick or wrist thing?

WHERE IN NORTHEAST??

Shit dude, i feel kinda bad for you.

this "cock" explains a lot

MA

Are you male or female?

Male, Salem NH

clip your nails

inject some air into your veins and post wat happens

carve a pussy beside your dick

This Saturday do you want to beat the shit out of me and fuck my ass?

nigga if you feel good that you contribute in someones life by doing this, thats meh, ok as long as you dont ruin your life.
if you do this because you think there's no other way, just rethink your life. Get yourself a nice hot bath, a nice haircut, try to do a sport and little by little your life will get fuckin awesome.
With some courage and self esteem you will sky rocket.
90% of the way people think of you is how you think of yourself.
>inb4 moralfag
>inb4 summer
eat shit plebs, im here longer than many of you
signed, heaven

If your life sucks so much and you find yourself doing this shit here (not saying it's not entertaining), why not consider going on a rampage and just killing as many people as you can, i'm serious, you're probably around 30, so it's not gonna get any better. Just make a perfect plan, do research on other mass murderes and their strategies, set the perfect date and place,..... i mean if nothing else your life will be interesting for the couple of months preparing the attack and if you actually pull it of you'll be a hero here and remembered by the world.

Give that a thought man.