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Post peng tings edition

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Allah is great

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

I want a lad to stick his penis in me

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didnt read the start of this conversation and thought you were talking about TDKR

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good little tune this

just had sex

the pengest ting

fuck you racists

have sex

ATOL protected

So user, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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Would ruin this filthy little sket

Ah yes... the UK. Bet you lads had a great day yesterday.

Nothing beats sitting in a dark pub full of chavs for the entire day watching men kick the ball and fucking chanting

about to get on the skag

the middle class london gf

sexist pigs

The gf

what car does a moderately successful man drive without wanting to be a deano ?

like dis yeah?

poo smells of nutmeg

the virgin creps

not real

> The stats say my city is 70% white, but my day to day experience says it's 50% white, and like 30% Muslim.

Then again, I live in the shit part of town filled with Abos and White trash.

Low-income housing, amirite?

skoda octavia

>hehe because I like white people. They are so open and i like their thinking pattern.
>thats so sweet. best thing I ve ever heard :)
/blackgf2017/ going swimmingly

always surprises me when I travel out of London and see middle class, well dressed london-types walking about

reckon they're wasting their lives

me in the middle

a volvo

just realised its sunday

work tomorrow

so called "peng" "ting"

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Wish I could win the lottery

>Scotland
>The North

alfa romeo

what house does a moderately successful man live in without wanting to be a deano ?

You are why nobody outside of London likes London.

renault espace

CHEBS

If I lived in London I would also be shocked to see white people.

Sour snakes are down.

Going to eat the flying saucers next

inner city georgian townhouse

watching clips from The Room literally never stops being funny

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outstanding post cheers lad

Wish getting hold of weed wasn't such a colossal fucking ball ache. Anyone in Devon want to help?

yeah where you at

>georgian townhouse
why yes I want something that resembles a 40s council block

>inner city
enjoy your alzheimers
enjoy your cavaties
enjoy your ED

What books you lot reading then?

Heh

There's no such thing as a well dressed paki. Can't polish a turd and all that

Hmm, I wonder why our ancestors left to live in America

NYC is fucking amazing lads

The squad

>being an Anglo

All Quiet on the Western Front

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give up

near exeter. drive tho

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they were less successful than those who stayed

comfy and cheap

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Whats the best site for torrents?

Haven't done it in ages now I'm going back and all the ones I used have dropped off the map

Public obviously

>rated 1/10
yeah ok kid I DARE you to try that again

>Single storey terrace

Didn't know these existed.

comfy and cheap

Are these trainers cool?

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled

Me and the lads

Hells Angels, ironically.

ED?

how come if you read pop stars' twitters they all talk like retarded niggers?

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now HERE's a tight little record

~~tech wear~~

im in plymouth

Left my part time job in retail for a full time job in banking

Would have earned a little bit less than I do now if I stayed in retail full time. I made a bad decision

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Not sure how many more hugless days I can handle before I decide to end it.

I'm serious. I haven't felt the loving embrace of another human for ages.

Sort of just feel like getting a shotgun and blowing my brains out. Hehe.

> the loneliness can't get to you if you're no longer alive

>android
look at the poorfag and laugh

t. quadroon of cuckkad.

just cuddled with a girl for the past hour after sex this morning

could buy a 5 bedroom house in sunderland for that

cheap and comfy

>UK housing

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Ah yes

i will come to plymotuh for anything less than 220 an oz if it's good. plymouth is where i go at the moment to pick up. it's good but expensive and long travel

I had those exact ones

you are now imagining stormzy slamming his fat black rod up maya's cunny

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choon

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just buy online fucking hell mate

gonna wank to traps for the 2nd time in my life.

seems like the normal porn sites are shit for it. anyone got a good one?

i like qt homemade traps that get fucked

>maya

don't talk about my cousin that way

essjaydubbleyous

ashemaletube.com

was messing with you