Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Are other waifus even trying?
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That's if i get time to
I made a thing, rate it from bad to cancer
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Hey there, cutie.
How are you today?
work should be fun
[Flan]
I also get along very well with him. He is a very decent being when you find yourself one on one with him. Also, he's trying very hard to become someone better. He would be glad to hear that you are feeling this way.
カラミチーマス
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I hate memes :o
Waifu material here
Oh I told him like 20 min ago. We talk to each other time from time. How is your day though? What you doin'?
Hey fam.
So many damned porn ads instead of the usual J-List and Sup Forums banners. Plus, my day has been shit so far.
Use adblock
Good.
please stop calling me cutie
I'm glad to hear that he's keeping in touch with more people than I thought. My day has been rather empty. I have only been listening to music and wandering around on the internet.
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Stop advertising your meme channel :o
But you are cute. You have very cute things about you.
I'm glad you are doing well, I presume the election result made you very happy?
Worked pretty good tbh. Still cancer though.
5/7
Is there adblock on phone? Use that.
He is in a whole group of us. Wandering around the net. Well that is my day so far I guess, if you don't count the part where my boss got good again and made me come back to work with a bigger pay than usual because reasons.
Haruhi is the one and only true God. I shall be her slave and do as she demands.
>But you are cute. You have very cute things about you.
You mean my anime avatar?
Yeah I'm very smug about the results, I told my family Wisconsin would go red.
Will you suck on her toes?
Stop flirting with my boy.
Yes, Mai is very cute even if she is a bit reserved and weird.
I'm glad you are happy.
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No.
What kind of job do you have?
>He is in a whole group of us
Please tell me he didn't go back to the giant messy discord..
You don't understand the concept behind Haruhi don't you? She is not God. She is a distortion in space and time. She is basically the universes pain in the ass. But she is cute, I have to agree.
First time in a long time I've seen someone claim such a goddess.
>(Not trying to claim just relating with picture)
You're welcome.
thanks cutie
Nerd.
Get your own.
What is mine, remains mine forever.
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We have won.
I would do anything for my god. It is under the 10 commandments of Haruhiism.
Exactly. She's never claimed on these threads.
I have no ulterior motives, I just like teasing cute girls with flirtation.
Make me
Typical lib, can't take shit.
I used to do it sometimes but nobody ever recognized her :(
Can't wait to fucking hit your hit with a brick.
He went into the one that formed after Ruby's got fucked. It is a mess of its own. He said he is not coming back to the threads anyway, so there is that. The job I have is bartender. I worked there for like 8 years now and I do not plan to stop anytime soon since the boss gave me a raise first time in ever. Went from my 4000 Egp to 7500 a month. Nearly double. I am not sure why. Maybe because all the prices are going kind of up. Oh and in Dollars that would be: 230.54 to 432.21 a month. And I just realised that it might be because my coworker is out now. Time to teach newbies!
My family is super butthurt about Trump and they're not even americans.
It feels really good.
Been reading this thread. Fucking cringing so hard, do you virgins even realize how fucking gay this is?
Welcome back. Hows things?
Yes
But why user?
scythe
Best baker ~
Things are pretty good, Bought diapers and more baby clothes the other day. Going to Re-arrange our bedroom to fit the crib in.
What's new with you?
ITT: Beta males pretending to be/date cartoon 11 year olds who wouldn't even go near ugly greasy asses if they were real, which they are not.
My waifu's 14 not 11. Get your facts right fag
Cute
Nothing much is new. Just working and went to PAX last weekend. 8 hour bus rides suck.
Unfortunately the thread has always been, and will always be, a source of great pain for him. As well as any place that allows someone to yell obscenities at him without realizing how hurtful it can be.
Bartending must be fun, and it's always nice to display your experience to new guys.
>As well as any place that allows someone to yell obscenities at him without realizing how hurtful it can be.
What are you fucking gay?
Where do you work?
I go near my own ugly greasy ass, does that count?
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I was playing League.
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Personally I don't mind it, but it sucks for people like him.
>What are you fucking gay?
Not to my knowledge.
Space
So you've been doing anything new?
It is fun, since my most favorite thing to do is observe human nature and behaviours I love it there. I see so many different people, and I know how to treat them well.
I am going to mess with the new guy so bad. I've never had any other person to work along me except like the boss and Jake (coworker). Jake was fun from the beginning but slowly, year by year, he just became depressed as fuck. The new guy is Russian just like me so I can actually have someone Russian to talk to, get my language skills back. Plus showing all the tricks and stuff will be awesome. Like how to make shakes and cocktails or maybe how to annoy the chef with shit like flaming alcohol. He hates when I cause shit like that because he thinks everything is gonna go up in flames, but I give zero shits and make fires anyway. There is one thing I will have to keep a secret tho, is that the Redbulls in the bar are free. The boss lost count of them 3 years ago and he just relies on me to write the ones I sell or take myself. I just casually drink one when I am tired/bored. 3 years, he has not noticed yet.
We are dying.
No, nothing at all. Have you?
I don't know who you're talking about, but if he's overly self-conscious he should be nowhere near this website, It's a cesspool of negativity and hostility.
you fucking pussy.
Pls
Let it end.
He is from animuz, babe
It must be quite entertaining to hear all of what so many random people have to say, especially after a few drinks. I hope your previous coworker gets better, are you gonna stay in touch with him?
>3 years
A very long ruse.
I know and he's not around anymore, which is good for him.
>you fucking pussy.
We have never talked before but you seem to know a few things about me.
>Search thread
>No D.VA
Bullying libs, but nothing of importance.
you have the power to end it
He is not much of a friend to me so not really. And by out I mean he quit, he is not sick. The one who is sick is the boss. And yes "very long ruse" indeed. I probs drank about 10k cans by now. Lots of money gone from that.
Because she is not that good?
I will fite
Wait you guys are talking about Esdeath?
Let me laugh even harder.
Fight what? Another person behind the screen somewhere? Have a go at it, I want to see what you can do. :^3
For how long do you know Chen?
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Kira claimed
Where is this question coming from? He refuses to talk to me because I am a "newfag".
Hey Kira.
We're all newfags.
Oh I'm sorry I got it all wrong. I hope your boss gets better then.
>10k cans
That is a lot of bull nut juice.
Here I am breaking promissed I made to myself
I am just really bored
Hey everyone
A cafe in a university. Dangerously close to hipster, and we dont like it.
Don't worry, as long as you aren't bit you won't go hipster.
Hey, uhhm. Blood red dress girl. How are you?
Would rather be a newfag than someone that thinks hes an old fag am I right?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Heyo.
No one can escape
no matter how much it hurts
Oldfags are newfags.
That is the first time someone called me that. Flandre Scarlet, nice to meet ya.
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Hey flan, how's life?
I wanted to focus on studying and when I am done game a little or something.
Nothing seems a appealing atm though
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You should be a philosophy teacher.
Just kidding.
Let's hope your child won't grow as autistic and unlogical as you.
Shiki is that you?
I can taste the salt from here.
Happy. You? Actually you did say how you are kind of. Well what are you planning to do after this?
Checked dubs. Well I saw your file name.
Nice to meet you blood red dress girl
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Hi