I've just started working from home and I literally can't stop masturbating. Any advice for a Sup Forumsrother?

I've just started working from home and I literally can't stop masturbating. Any advice for a Sup Forumsrother?

nope. the struggle is real.

Honestly trying to figure this out for myself. Only advice I can give is whenever you want to wank one out, just get it done as soon as possible just to get it over with quick

Hide porn and stop browsing sites with porn ie Sup Forums
Also stop fapping
Alternatively stop working from home

Eat a whole raw potato

Try to use jerking it as a reward for getting a certain amount of work done. That way you'll be more productive.

i've heard of this does it work?

That always happened to me when I did homework at home. I would partially get off to the fact that I'm running out of time to finish the work, etc.. couldn't stand it.

take something that stunts your sex drive for as long as you take it, but without longterm effects; like an antidepressant. That'll take away the urge, problem solved. When you wanna fuck/jerk, stop takin the pills.

Terrible idea.

Fap some more until you can't anymore

Stop masturbating.

then youre a dumbass and will struggle through life naive and hopeless, have fun

I'm not op btw. Recommending someone just pop an anti-depressant whenever they want to fap (I'm guessing in this case more than once a day) is retarded. Guy might as well start cutting and get himself a prescription.

A "dumbass" for not taking non-prescribed pills? You're fucked.

yes, youre both dumbasses, congrats on your short life

Alright, whatever you say, bud.

Think I'll live longer than a guy who thinks popping Zoloft to keep his hands of his dick is a good idea.

Chop your dick off.

my dog will likely outlive you

the NSA received an unprecedented amount of additional capital to monitor the online activities of potential threats to the election. A significant portion of their resources are directed at NEETs like you on sites like this. Your elevated levels of traffic will catch their attention as they have embedded agents within the moderation staff of Sup Forums.

tl;dr the government is watching you fap

I like to masturbate! How do I get the same job?