Take the Pen

Take the Pen.

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No, I can't accept it.

Take iiiiiiiiiiit!

DO ME A PERSONAL FAVOR

o-okay

Martin > seinfeld

I rather have ipad

Daaaayum user!

Come on, take the pen.

Do only Jews or Jew Whisperers understand this humor?

jerry get ipad

its an insult to accept a gift rather than earn something for yourself.

>You missed the Early Bird Special

>Yeah, so?

>Must be nice to have that kinda money.

Del Boca Vista seems comfy as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vm_ksWreM

elaine its such a cutie

These pretzels are makin me thirsty

HE'S A NIGGER
A NIGGER
100 YEARS AGO YOU'D BE IN MY FRONT YARD WITH A FORK UP YOUR ASS

let it go senpai

WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME FOR CALLING HIM A NIGGER?
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU INTERRUPT THE WHITE MAN.

I fucking hate Jerry and George's families so much. I would tell them all to fuck off so hard, especially that fucking Uncle Leo. Fucking cunt.
>WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR OLD UNCLE LEO? YOU HAVE TO CATCH A CAB FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH NBC, MISTER BIG SHOT? OH I SEE-
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DECREPIT GREEDY TRASH-SCROUNGING DIRTBAG OLD CUNT, I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU

it's a junior mint

>take the fucking elephant

I gotta be like 20 percent black and 80 percent comedian. The black part of me was like "Kramer...you motherfucker", but the comedian part of me was like "whoo, niggas having a bad set. Hang in there, Kramer!"

What kind of world do we live in where good people are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?

>that episode where Jerry and Kramer form an uneasy truce with Newman so they can launch an attack on Belgium

>it's a jerry steals cable episode

Seinfeld is literally the best sitcom of all time.

If I pick, do I not bleed?

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!?

what do you guys think would happen if they did a Seinfeld reboot in 2016?


Perhaps Jerry would interact with modern technology? I'm undecided.

No, only non-autists. So you wouldn't get it.

C'mon, take it.

twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

What's the deal with website profile passwords? I need at least two capital letters AND numbers?! Who are they trying to keep out of these things?!

don't you mean Del Bisto Veco?

don't you mean Buca di Beppo?

>Weird crowd

ugh reminds me how degenerate everyone is now
>fuck buddies


and none of these are funny in the slightest.
Please never direct anyone to that link ever again.

I think a lot of them are funny.

Wow. Why did they stop?

Shit was topical.

What is happening in this community?!?

seinfeld2000 you mean

Jesus Christ, that's awful. Is it ironic?

You shouldnt have taken that pen!

jery get ipad

I'd like to see this episode right here.

Jerry did absolutely nothing wrong. He never should have given it back.