Since Meme Magic worked for me, I recommend you beautiful anons post your biggest wishes in this thread and maybe the mighty God Kek will grant them true,
>Singles = 20% probability >Dubs = 50% probability >Trips = 75% probability >Quads = 100% probability >Quints or any get higher OR Satanic/Heavenly = over 9000 probability (Dubs not included).
Hillary gets locked up in a maximum-security prison
Logan Reyes
Get a gf
Carson Collins
Considering... Try again my children.
Luke Russell
I wish for enough confidence to ask out the girl I like and that she says yes P.S. I am huge pussy
Jonathan Allen
In my next life I will become the new god emperor
Nathan Flores
gets extremely rich
Hudson Gutierrez
get pussy by the end of this year
Caleb Ross
I wish for a happy life xD
Logan Roberts
get laid this weekend
Easton Stewart
i wish to be a president
Gavin Wood
Reversal of last night's election results.
Luis Richardson
Rolling for finding big amount of money on the street
Ryder Lewis
You all have unlimited rolls my Anonymous disciples.
Colton Allen
Let all females find me irresistable
Robert Lee
Get laid this weekend
Lincoln Martinez
I WISH TO BE THE PRESIDENT
Isaiah Howard
Get in a very hot sensual long-term relationship before August, 2017
Jonathan Lewis
I wish to be loved
Colton Carter
great god kek, if you are here i would like you to grant me a wish of having sex with atleast 1000 different women in my lifetime
Jonathan Nguyen
Will report on how 20% worked out for me
Tyler Morris
Become extremely wealthy
Josiah Carter
I wish to fuck a horse
Ethan Nguyen
i wish that I won't be sick by friday and that I will hit a deadlift PR on monday and a bench PR on tuesday pls donald
Luke Bell
Have a threesome with my gf
Brayden Hill
Roll for this guy
Lucas Allen
will i get past the 7 year itch
Noah Edwards
I wish that this doesn't happen
Joseph White
Get a gf and be healthy
Nicholas Morales
I just wanna be happy
Lucas Parker
get lucky
Luis Clark
rich and successful
Gabriel Hill
erecting a great wall around europe
Nathan Murphy
Well, some day it will definitely happen. Or at least a dog
Jonathan Kelly
...
Jacob Robinson
She comes back to me this time.
Sebastian Ramirez
I want to have the perfect girl for me. rich, but not arrogant. independent, but nice. tall preferably not fat intelligent non-smoker, non-vegan knows what she wants
Noah Sanchez
to die within the next few years
rolling
Owen Ward
Donald Trump dies before election day
Kevin Rogers
I want Dishonored 2 to be a really good game. Too late now if its bad tho, That shit already been dispatched.
Aaron Parker
Give me some of that chink pussy. I literally only know 1 asian chick my age in this city and she's fat and... special to say the least.
Logan Reed
so close to trips, FeelsBadMan
Cooper Cook
Trump dies of heart attack before his inauguration.
Anthony Hill
hello styxhexenhammer666 how are you feeling today i knew trump would be president as soon as i heard that he would run
Aaron Williams
I just want a confirmed kill
Jordan Ortiz
Get a girlfriend by this time 2 weeks from now. Hot as fuck.
Kayden King
I want to be happy.
Justin Peterson
I want to become doc.
Kayden Phillips
Trump makes a indefinite peace deal with russia and gets rewarded with a nobel peace prize while Obama san gets his revoked. > MAGA bitches !
Benjamin Cruz
I want to fall in true love before I turn 30
Liam Nelson
I want to be khush hmesha
Carson Perry
Check em
Ethan Price
I wish I get to fuck or get fucked by him soon
Anthony James
I just want a boner rn it's time to fap.
Aaron White
Get real friends
Levi Rogers
I want my parents to be proud of me.
Dominic Allen
Will I eat a red velvet cake by the end of the night?
Camden Davis
Deport ALL illegals
Cameron Ross
I wish to do good in life.
Thomas Cox
I will find traps attractive in a near future
Tyler Lee
Will that really really hot bitch break up with her bf, convince my current gf to leave, and then fuck me?
Christian Long
Please almighty KEK, let me wake up tomorrow morning as a cute little girl, while still retaining my memories. Praise KEK, shadalay.
Lucas James
I want to be rich
Lincoln Ward
check em.
get into a good college
piaise kek
Ethan Torres
my nig
Kayden Brown
There is hope for you ! :3
For me now : I will get real gf
Caleb Hernandez
Hillary has a heart attack.
Hudson Diaz
Don't want to die early
Camden Davis
getting laid this weekend =)
Jaxon Jackson
I want this guy named "Blake Dalton" to die. He's a principal at a middle school and he's shitting on my little brother.