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laugh at the state of yanks edition

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suze

>the most common name in Britain is Muhammad
THIS IS A FACT THAT CAN NOT AND WAS NOT FABRICATED

ah yes child refugees "hate our value and everything we stand for"

executive decision: i'm going to wait for project scorpio instead of purchasing a xbone s

dormer 2bh lads

plymouth is actually an alright place

>i can post my flat
>view from my flat
why are yanks so dumb

I'm a white, bisexual, Catholic, female

And I'm proud to be part of the Conservative counter- culture

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Only if you group all variations of mohammed together and ignore muslim naming conventions.

thats not how it works

I was born here, they were born there

if I wasnt born here it wouldnt be "me" it would be somebody else

t. Quintorris Lopez "Julio" Jones

Why wouldn't you accept child refugees? You'd have to be evil

wouldn't be opposed to accepting under 16 males, and females of all ages

the adult male "refugees" are a complete and utter farce

>tfw want a gaming PC
>tfw also sort of want the Switch for the new Zelda game
>tfw also wouldn't mind a PS4
>tfw poor

youtube.com/watch?v=UNFx6wwyymQ

*rides my cafe racer into /brit/*
alri lads?

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lazy sunday choon

youtube.com/watch?v=iXi6IHFHeIA

theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/10/people-arrested-in-montpellier-france-for-planning-imminent-terror-attack

>Police and judicial sources said those in custody included a 20-year-old man and his 16-year-old girlfriend

>haha if you have bum sex you'll get shit on your dick

do people actually think this?
most gay people will douche their arses before bumsex

Yes but is the name of the party enough to warrant saying he used anti-capitalistic rhetoric?

*nods off*

hmmmmm

doesnt want to post his 1 room ""flat"" obviously

women and children ought to get safe passage and fast-tracked processing

african migrants need to be turned away

no one cares, bender

alri jealous lad

Business idea: acquire a dormer, charlie, cara and sophie harem while maisie acts like the family dog

Im 19 and I cant be happier that conservatism is becoming a thing again. Before the election I had a negative outlook on the future. What with the economy the continuation of Socialist policies and PC culture attacking free speech. But then Brexit happened and then the US started to get some drive, followed by Paul, Milo, Rebel Media, Stefan Molyneux, and of course Trump himself pushing back hard. Now Trumps the president and Free policies are making the future bright

The fact is you'd all agree to take refugees in if they were white...But you won't because they're not. Don't try to deny it, I can spot you a mile away

Men of fighting age should not legally be allowed to claim refugee status.

Why are the people who say we should be accepting more refugees exactly the same types who want more government spending on welfare and benefits for the poor? Do they think land and resources are infinite?

It is.

>1 room

well yeah, its a one bedroom lmao. what the fuck do you expect? I live by myself. Theres a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a bedroom

>african migrants need to be turned away
heh actually agree with the jewnonce for once

I'm not gay, but correct anal preparation should be common knowledge among anyone
women should clean their fannies more too but they don't because they're skets

>so do you not go out to clubs anymore
no
>but you'll never meet anyone that way

ahh yes the talk

she can look at my model planes when she comes in

>house'''''mate'''''' opens my new single pint of milk for the week and uses a 1/3rd of it

for fuck's sake....

TINY

>immigrants do the jobs that brits don't want to do
>these jobs will soon be done by robots
hmmm would be a good idea to stop letting them in now don't you think?

List of runt names:

Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne
Logan
Alfie
Archie

all the teens in the comment section seem so intelligent.. Maybe intelligent ppl follow infowars in general.

not children and doesn't say anything about whether they were refugees or not, poor effort as usual rorke

Irish beauty

thats not how it works
I was born here, they were born there
If I was born somewhere else "I" wouldnt be "me"

besides, are you so sure that syria would take me in if britain got fucked?

need a comfy top-floor flat in a Victorian regency building in Bath which is fully refurbished and has comfy room shapes

>Im 19

didn't proceed any further

i wouldn't accept a white muslim

youtube.com/watch?v=HB_ilL8TI7A

kek

*votes for you*

>fight islamic terrorists
>get bombed by americans anyway or american supported """moderates""
lol

MATE
MATE
I SWEAR ON ME MOM THAT'S FOKEN BOLLOCKS YOU WHORESON

The skeptic community is the new counter culture, most of which is more or less libertarian.

>Im 19 and I cant be happier that conservatism is becoming a thing again. Before the election I had a negative outlook on the future. What with the economy the continuation of Socialist policies and PC culture attacking free speech. But then Brexit happened and then the US started to get some drive, followed by Paul, Milo, Rebel Media, Stefan Molyneux, and of course Trump himself pushing back hard. Now Trumps the president and Free policies are making the future bright

>Pint of milk for the week
Howling, I consume 2 litres of it a day you little runt

I've been to 19 foreign countries since August 2015

>only a single pint of milk for the entire week

you're the weird one here mate

>taxing revenue

lmao

post it then you gayboy

THIS FOR FUCKS SAKE

WHY IS EVERYONE SO BLIND

I see tons of people who adamantly believe and say these two things without a single thought about the consequences.

Might order dominos for breakfast

Haven't left the pit yet

>mes in
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:12 No.71114687▶
>>house'''''mate'''''' opens my new single pint of milk for the week and uses a 1/3rd of it
>for fuck's sake....
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:17 No.71114695▶
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>TINY
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:21 No.71114696▶
>>immigrants do the jobs that brits don't want to do
>>these jobs will soon be done by robots
>hmmm would be a good idea to stop letting them in now don't you think?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:24 No.71114699▶
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>List of runt names:
>Jordan
>Kyle
>Jay
>Troy
>Connor
>Darren
>Callum
>Declan
>Ashley
>Tyler
>Dwayne
>Ryan
>Liam
>Wayne
>Logan
>Alfie
>Archie
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:26 No.71114700▶
>all the teens in the comment section seem so intelligent.. Maybe intelligent ppl follow infowars in general.
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:26 No.71114701▶
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>not children and doesn't say anything about whether they were refugees or not, poor effort as usual rorke
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:26 No.71114702▶
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>Irish beauty
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:28 No.71114703▶
> →
>thats not how it works
>I was born here, they were born there
>If I was born somewhere else "I" wouldnt be "me"
>besides, are you so sure that syria would take me in if britain got fucked?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:34 No.71114705▶
>need a comfy top-floor flat in a Victorian regency building in Bath which is fully refurbished and has comfy room shapes
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:06:39 No.71114707▶
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>>Im 19
>didn't proceed any further

3 whole years

Yes non whites are generally more generous

the state of yanks

i like american cheese

The leftists are bunch of bullies who don't mind their own business and leave people alone. Instead they cause of these scenes, do negative name calling, act immature, and such because they don't want their feelings hurt and want the entire planet to bow down to their leftists ways. They don't want to accept the truth that everyone on the planet has their own opinions, way of life, and more. People are unique and are not clones.The jig is up for them because people are fed up, highly angry, and speaking out against their negative behaviors and thoughts.

is there a rory from north norfolk in the house?

>revolt against middle eastern dictators
>ruin country
>place is overrun with terrorist groups and isis
>wtf we have to go to europe now to live safely

ah yes

I like muesli or porridge twice or three times a week and that's it. drink coffee black and don't drink milk on it's own...

Why buy any more?

proof?

Yes

Religion Idea
> Brainwash kids and women into believing violent ideologies
>send them into Europe under the guise of refugees
>Cucks will accept them, house them and give them money
>they use said money and house to create bombs
>explode bombs in crowded place
>cucks will still defend their actions and import more

literal children

Can't wait until we have world socialism and toffs kill themselves en masse due to being properly taxed.

had that breakfast wrap from maccies it was decent

See this girl? She is a fascist

me, one of my brothers, and my nephew are on here

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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:02:40 No.71114518
>plymouth is actually an alright place
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:02:42 No.71114520

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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:15 No.71114541
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>Only if you group all vf med together and ignore muslim naming conventions.
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:15 No.71114542
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>thats not how it workse
>if I wasnt born here it wo
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:31 No.71114553
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>ones
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:32 No.71114554
>Why wouldn't you acgees? You'd have to be evil
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:36 No.71114559▶
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>wouldn't be optter farce
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:41 No.71114563
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>>tfw also sort of want the Switch for the new Zelda game
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>youtube.com/watch?v=UNFx6wwyymQ
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:44 No.71114567
>*rides my cafe racinto /brit/*
>alri lads?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:49 No.71114576
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:03:50 No.71114578
>lazy sunday choon
>youtube.co?v=iXi6IHFHeIA
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:04:00 No.71114586
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>Yes but is the name of the party enough to warrant saying he used anti-capitalistic rhetoric?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:04:26 No.71114610
>*nods off*
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:04:27 No.71114612
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>hmmmmm
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:04:33 No.71114619
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>doesnt want to post his 1 room ""flat"" obviously
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:04:57 No.71114635>>
>women and children ought to get safe passage and fast-tracked processing

three

What do you think about this CHI qt?

sensing this autistic post is against me

Just downed the rest of the flatmates pint of milk, can't believe the little bender only gets through one a week. Imagine he'll cry into his pillow tonight

feel like taking a siesta lads

syrians start a civil war and get all the sympathy while yemen is getting blown to bits by KSA and nobody cares

I think weed and prostitution should be legal, that's true freedom to me. But conservatives with their faggy religion will never let that happen.

THAT doesn't sound very Punk or Cool to me.

don't encourage nintendo
why ps4?

American and European imperialism is responsible for the situation across the MENA region.

So yes, we should take every single refugee in.

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Take the green pill.

>ymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:08:43 No.71114796
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>Yes non whites are generally more generous
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:08:49 No.71114801
>the state of yanks
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:08:59 No.71114810
>i like american cheese
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> Anonymous 0o don't mind their on business and leave people alone. Instead they cause of these scenes, dtive name calling, act immature, and such bec
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:05 No.71114819
>is there a rory from north
> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:07 No.71114821
>File: spongebob.jpg (28 KB, 480x360)
>>revolt against middle eastern dictators
>>ruin country
>>place is overrun with terrorist groups and isis
>>wtf we have to go to europe now to live safely
>ah yes
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>I like muesli or porridge twice or three times a week and that's it. drink coffee black and don't drink milk on it's own...
>Why buy any more?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:11 No.71114823
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>proof?
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:12 No.71114825
>File: 1486580729.png (761 KB, 667x1000)
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>Yes
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> Anonymous 17:09:28 No.71114833
>Religion Idea
>> Brainwash kids and women into believing violent ideologies
>>moed place
>>cucks will still defend their actions and import more
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:30 No.71114834
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>literal children
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:33 No.71114841
>Can't wait until we have world socialism and toffs kill themselves en masse due to being properly taxed.
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(09:34 No.71114842
>had that breakfast wrap from maccies it was decent
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:38 No.71114843
>File: 1454338231_goddess-alexan(...).jpg (70 KB, 650x365)
>See this girl? She is a fascist
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> Anonymous 02/12/17(Sun)17:09:48 No.71114846
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>me, one of my brothers, and my nephew are on here

years

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someone drank my fucking milk

Haha I'm a fucking retard
This is my last post in this general
Later, limeys

absolute bender

such a shameless slag. makes you proud to be british

If young metro don't truss you imma shoot you

theres shit coming out of my arse

>in 2017 Spain is still a real place that you can go to

Boggles the mind.

conservatives don't care about freedom, they just want everyone to conform to their stupid view of the world

This