Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?

Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?

no

Reported for underage

>21 cm

LOL OK

rip sex woman

Gross

21 cm, what a joke

Ask him: where is the rest of the 21cm cock?

when fags dont know the whole story.

Read old thread, I'm 26

Absolutely disgusting

fucking gold
who screencapped ?

NO WAY

Continued from if people didn't know

And we're back

this

It's all strange looking.

Tell him a picture with his face + dick in one picture would make you even hornier

>tells 21 cm
>looks like 17
KEK

OH SHUT MIGGA!

Make him feel insecure about his dick

newfag

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21 ugly cm

THIS!

Ah, it be the legendary pirate Hook Dick.

hahahahaahhaahahahahahaah topkek

Link this thread pls

Sharpie in pooper!!

be like "wow my teacher clearly doesnt know what 21 cm is if that thing is 21 cm." or play dumb and say "does the curvature matter bc my vagina does not curve that way?"

Send him a pic of a banana

>BANANA DICK

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Dis

> → if

link to thread + report to FBI, dubs commands it

:')

I wish feminist had laws to pwn them this easy

Tfw my cock is half the length of a predator. Mine stops where his changes color. And he's going after a 14 year old. What hope do I have

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"I thought you'd be bigger"
"Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"
"My dad is reading along, I hope you dont mind"

Choose his poison

Damn, that nigga gay, cuz that dick aint straight.

ask him if he is cut or uncut

You fucking mad man

SUBTLE
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The absolute madman

what a wimp, that dick is nowhere near a fist. it will fit perfectly

meem dick

OP is amazing

OP, you've gotta tell him that you've got his deets, and that you'll publically embarass him unless he does a 'hi i'm 40 but sometimes I like to try to pick up 14yos" ama right here right now.

close tho
reroll

Sheeeit

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i think giving this to FBI will make us moralfag sissies. Just sayin'

plse link him to this thread

Gosh darnit

Story

How the fuck did you find this guy? Story pls...

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Get shot of cock with his face in it then send it to his wife asking why cock pics being sent to your 14 yr old daughter

later not now

Please stop using this revolting gif.

roll

Try to do exercise if you're fat so your dick doesn't get covered with fat.

trips get - check em

Have you ever shaved your balls? I knew someone who had a checklist to shave their balls, but he got into a lot of trouble.

roll

OP is pretending to be a 14yo girl like he has been his whole life

Original thread

trips get em

Do it OP!

Trips have spoken

he was an incompetent then

Yeah, we'll just guess the wife's number.

Op actually delivers, somebody note this day down

KEK

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ask if he can send a pic pissing all over his belly and chest

Kys shit's old asf & zero kek worthy

you had one chance to kill his confidence forever by just telling him that this looks small, not aesthetic or whatever. this would have been more devastating than playing the chris hansen card

op pls "Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"

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fucks sake op listen to trips you know the rules

sharpie in pooper?!?!!!!!11!!

Make him stick shatpie up ass

this thread..

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Now tell him to cum on that pic of "your" ass. When he does, fuck him over with a link to this thread

Fat engulfs your penis if you have too much of it, believe me I know.

ouhhhh YEAH DAMN BOIIII DO IT

You got a low tight circ didn't you, parent probably mangled your cock for life.

Sorry user I really feel for you

DUBS COMMAND IT

What the fuck is wrong with that dudes dick? Holy fuck that's terrifying to look at.. like a burn victim.

KEK
GOLDEN

This

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A SHARPIE IN ASS PLS? Then I'll send him this link

oh you're blowing this so badly but this dude is so stupid it might work.

Fucking A op..

Yeah OP, for the sake of shitting-boring-only marginally-interesting fuck. Send him link, get him in here for us to interrogate.

MORE DUBS COMMAND IT, BY KEK YOU MUST PUT SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER