Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?
Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?
no
Reported for underage
>21 cm
LOL OK
rip sex woman
Gross
21 cm, what a joke
Ask him: where is the rest of the 21cm cock?
when fags dont know the whole story.
Read old thread, I'm 26
Absolutely disgusting
fucking gold
who screencapped ?
NO WAY
Continued from if people didn't know
And we're back
this
It's all strange looking.
Tell him a picture with his face + dick in one picture would make you even hornier
>tells 21 cm
>looks like 17
KEK
OH SHUT MIGGA!
Make him feel insecure about his dick
newfag
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21 ugly cm
THIS!
Ah, it be the legendary pirate Hook Dick.
hahahahaahhaahahahahahaah topkek
Link this thread pls
Sharpie in pooper!!
be like "wow my teacher clearly doesnt know what 21 cm is if that thing is 21 cm." or play dumb and say "does the curvature matter bc my vagina does not curve that way?"
Send him a pic of a banana
>BANANA DICK
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Dis
> → if
link to thread + report to FBI, dubs commands it
:')
I wish feminist had laws to pwn them this easy
Tfw my cock is half the length of a predator. Mine stops where his changes color. And he's going after a 14 year old. What hope do I have
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"I thought you'd be bigger"
"Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"
"My dad is reading along, I hope you dont mind"
Choose his poison
Damn, that nigga gay, cuz that dick aint straight.
ask him if he is cut or uncut
You fucking mad man
SUBTLE
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The absolute madman
what a wimp, that dick is nowhere near a fist. it will fit perfectly
meem dick
OP is amazing
OP, you've gotta tell him that you've got his deets, and that you'll publically embarass him unless he does a 'hi i'm 40 but sometimes I like to try to pick up 14yos" ama right here right now.
close tho
reroll
Sheeeit
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i think giving this to FBI will make us moralfag sissies. Just sayin'
plse link him to this thread
Gosh darnit
Story
How the fuck did you find this guy? Story pls...
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Get shot of cock with his face in it then send it to his wife asking why cock pics being sent to your 14 yr old daughter
later not now
Please stop using this revolting gif.
roll
Try to do exercise if you're fat so your dick doesn't get covered with fat.
trips get - check em
Have you ever shaved your balls? I knew someone who had a checklist to shave their balls, but he got into a lot of trouble.
roll
OP is pretending to be a 14yo girl like he has been his whole life
Original thread
trips get em
Do it OP!
Trips have spoken
he was an incompetent then
Yeah, we'll just guess the wife's number.
Op actually delivers, somebody note this day down
KEK
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ask if he can send a pic pissing all over his belly and chest
Kys shit's old asf & zero kek worthy
you had one chance to kill his confidence forever by just telling him that this looks small, not aesthetic or whatever. this would have been more devastating than playing the chris hansen card
op pls "Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"
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fucks sake op listen to trips you know the rules
sharpie in pooper?!?!!!!!11!!
Make him stick shatpie up ass
this thread..
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Now tell him to cum on that pic of "your" ass. When he does, fuck him over with a link to this thread
Fat engulfs your penis if you have too much of it, believe me I know.
ouhhhh YEAH DAMN BOIIII DO IT
You got a low tight circ didn't you, parent probably mangled your cock for life.
Sorry user I really feel for you
DUBS COMMAND IT
What the fuck is wrong with that dudes dick? Holy fuck that's terrifying to look at.. like a burn victim.
KEK
GOLDEN
This
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A SHARPIE IN ASS PLS? Then I'll send him this link
oh you're blowing this so badly but this dude is so stupid it might work.
Fucking A op..
Yeah OP, for the sake of shitting-boring-only marginally-interesting fuck. Send him link, get him in here for us to interrogate.
MORE DUBS COMMAND IT, BY KEK YOU MUST PUT SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER