>be me >in middle school >5th or 6th grade >already hit puberty >known as kid with mustache and deep voice, at least in middle school >having already hit puberty, have high sex drive >vroomvroominthebedroom.png >had been going on YouTube for le sexy ladies >get to a video with nearly nakee women >tells me to go to website for naked grills and big boobaloos >diamond dick turns into platinum >maximum wood achieved >see naked grills everywhere >nowIknowthefullextentoftheinternet.webm >little while into praising Putin for this wonderful experience, father walks out of his room >Shitnothingwillsavemenow.zip >super religious family, dad has always been a little lenient >tells me I should not be doing those things >get sad, tell him Ok, no more >I eventually get a phone >am now addicted to pron, but didn't know how to fap >figure it out the weird way later >having a phone now, means unlimited pron access >ChaChingladiesandgentlemen.png >save all the porn I find >later gets blocked, but I find a way >fast forward a few months >am at school (I was super weird back then) show a bunch of people the glory of horny >now everyone thinks I'm weird
>fast forward to high school senior year >only have a few friends and hate everyone else >everyone knows me as the kid who tried to sell porn to other kids >forgot to add that I said my sister downloaded it onto my phone >I thought this shit had blown over, didn't think it would come up again, since it hadn't until now >first few days of gym class >lined up for lockers >talking to one of my good friends, who is a jock surprisingly since I'm a fat neck beard >feelsbadman.jpg >anyway, talking to him >then he talks to someone in front of him >just saying things like, 'oh have you met this guy (me) >we'll call the guy he's talking to Mike >Mike starts talking about the incident of the pron >flashbacksAplenty.qrcode >just brush him off and ignore him >been thinking about it a lot, and think should I shoot up school? This is where you guys come in
Dubs decide if I send the Pumped Up Kicks song to him (it's about shooting up a school) with the message don't go to school tomorrow.
Quads decide if I actually shoot up the school
Joshua Sullivan
Do both of those
Jaxson Smith
I live in a small town and I'd rather not shoot up the school, but I'm willing if you get it
Brody Sullivan
/thread
Jeremiah Barnes
Bump
Alexander Peterson
Bumparino
Landon Ramirez
Go for it!
Gabriel Howard
I'll sweeten the deal, Dubs and I'll do both
Samuel Jones
i know op will never deliver but a man can dream
Brandon Allen
well you've more than sweetened the deal, good sir
Elijah Cook
>op will surely deliver
Jaxon Nelson
oh boy
Brayden Adams
op, don't be a faggot and just do it. Your life is already meaningless- I mean, you post on Sup Forums. What do you have to lose?
Asher Hernandez
...
Justin Price
If you live in Washington, don't go to school tomorrow
Julian Jackson
>Pumped Up Kicks song to him (it's about shooting up a school) >Pumped Up Kicks song >(it's about shooting up a school)
Don't cut yourself on all those edges kid. Wouldn't want them thinking you cut yourself too.
Brayden Rogers
what gun will you use? show us
Jayden Flores
Do it OP
Jayden Peterson
Now we wait for SWAT to kick down OP's door and anally liberate him.
Leo Howard
Dont do anything fucking stupid, fake n gay user
Josiah Rivera
Both
Alexander King
Both
Parker Jackson
I was actually thinking about using my note 7
Luis White
Both
Brayden Ward
...
Thomas Cox
Not op, I don't have any paper
Nathan Nguyen
>glory of horny i'm stealing that
Justin Hernandez
roll
Robert Bennett
tollin
Connor Russell
3rd times the charm, i'll leave the first person who replies to this the ability to choose if he shoots or not
DONT GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW IF YOU LIVE IN WASHINGTON
Chase Evans
Is this you op? Is your kik @urmyproblemhun?
Lincoln Young
W E W
OP better fucking deliver
Lucas Johnson
No, I have a neck beard
Gabriel Gonzalez
PEW PEW PEW
Camden Stewart
I don't know who this is, but i wanna suck his dick.
Parker Thomas
Have you never shaved?
Connor Brooks
I used to, but I looked like a little boy, I don't anymore
Brody Wood
If this doesn't make news tomorrow I'm gonna be furious. So kill at least like five people. And if you could shout "make America great again!" While you do it, that'd be great.
Anthony Gomez
...
Eli Lee
I was planning like 1-3 people, roll Dubs so I'll kill 5
Christopher Anderson
ROLL O L L
Landon Allen
dubs
Aaron Garcia
dubs get
Hudson Miller
6 people because trips?
Anthony Brown
Of course you're white and want to shoot up a school. How coincidental.
Oliver Rodriguez
That's not how it works faggot
Matthew Robinson
winrar
Isaiah Cooper
bumper
Nolan Ross
What school are you going to shoot up?
Dominic Jenkins
One in the Northwest of washington
Ethan Gray
ok. you better deliver.
Zachary Gomez
This is the FBI we have your IP and are sending our Navy Seals to arrest you. Yu dun goofed OP.
