Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
カラミチーマス
Sancho
Two of the insults you pointed out are opposites to each other. The fact that Felt can survive from the streets at that age makes her pretty cool.
>A sadist who was born with a silver spoon in her cunt.
Slavery isn't for everyone, neither is her feet.
Felix is pretty top tier too, boys make the best girls.
Motherfu... kys Diego
Trump supporters are autistic o:
Yep. Tons of soda, gatorade. Entire pack of fresh cheese. Looks like they threw out 35 packs of cheese because 1 had mold.
Paper towels, coffee, chocolates, clothes, bags, random home improvement stuff, fresh lettuce, cabbage, eggplant, entire crate of apples, another entire crate of oranges, another entire crate of tangerines, onions, juice, watermelons, pumpkins, 3 boxes full of bread, cakes, pies. The list goes on and on. None of this stuff is expired except the bread and cakes by one day. Well over $600 worth in 2 nights. One dumpster. I have more soda and cheese than I can possible consume. But the cheese expires February next year so should be fine.
Crazy world isn't it?
Okay dude, just look up the divorce rate.
Otherwise, do you think the overwhelming amount of Indian and Chinese slave-wives are in happy relationships? They make up most of the world's couples. You come off as having no real world experience...
Pink hair reports in
Not Diego :(
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>when your cute waifu image is replaced by a slutty 3DPD
Naaaaah both of them are garbage. Priscilla is more garbage, but Rem is best girl.
panda waifu is love.
I appreciate the kind words, though I think you are mistaken
I thought I was Diego. I'm the spaniard
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Night
My bad. Take care of Rem-rin, I'm gonna drink some bleach and then start working on that wall.
Sancho out
Felix is pretty great
Yeah, no real world experience
I've never talked to a woman or have ever been in a relationship
G'night
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
minun
He still won dammit.
goodnight
>Rem a best
Seasonal faggot confirmed. You disgrace
Senpai!
No bleach self pls
Even Rem was pretty shit in the first week that Subaru spent in the castle, the others just didn't have enough time to show their sweet flavours.
I'm glad that at least you're not shit talking Betty.
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Tomoko-user is an entry level autist.
Megumin was also best girl, but you are a shit.
You don't shit talk loli. Loli are miracles of the universe who deserve to have their smiles protected.
Ice claim!
I'm back friends!
How dare you.. She was perfect since the beginning.
kuulun jokaiselle :^)
Oh hey!
Well, from what I have seen, you probably want to pursue either a traditional Asian woman (not born in the USA) or a traditional, down-south conservative country girl. They tend to make happy relationships, just going on what I've seen in other people's lives. I've never had an interest in dating, but I have seen my fair share of false rape, divorce, etc.
It leaves a lasting impression especially the ending. It is similar in the fact that a lot of the focus is on the dialogue aspect, but they are both based on Light Novels so it shouldn't come as a shock. I have to confess I haven't seen the monogatari series yet too though.
Also the show does look really nice, but the art style takes a bit getting used to
>Are you NEET?
Nope, but due to my job it's hard to get into a routine. Most of my free time is spent online anyway.
>Anything special?
Does takeout count as special?
ei yhtään
nothing? what do you mean?
how are you?
google translate has failed me
ur mine fag
I see your pillows are a plump and perky as ever! Mind if I give em a poofpoof?
Cliam
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My god is the one and only true savior Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
I am okay. Nothing big.
How about you?
Well it sure fails you.
i don't think so :c
best sleepy clam?
That's not my address you must be smoking marijuana! :o
Your god is a shit
Aw come on~ please senpai?
agreed
yep you proved his point
you can be with me :o
Was just legalized in Cali.
Not medicinal. Full blown "It's just legal."
What's the matter you chuuni cute? I say you're waifu a best and you just ignore me? Awkward.
It got passed everywhere but my state :o
thank god
Koume claimed
Waiting on my dinner to finish up on this fine evening. How is /waifu/ tonight?
*hug*
what's for dinner? :o
You like entry-level waifus.
I like to be able to think about the show I'm watching too. Is it something that makes you think about what you're watching? Soemone said I should watch Evnagelion for that aspect
Is that a screen grab? It's a very unique looking style, but not quite so... unique as RWBY
>Nope, but due to my job it's hard to get into a routine
What sort of job do you have? I used to work scheduled in a grocery store, was hard to get any fixed schedule when it changes week to week
>Does takeout count as special?
I suppose it could, if you're used to cooking your meal, it's like a special treat
Bland, looks the same as all other waifus.
>No tail
>No floppy ears
>No muzzle
>No fur
bland/10
Not today little one
Not my fault a lot of the waifus posted in this thread are "entry level."
Isn't that your problem?
Of course. It's 00:32 am and i'm pretty tired
No, you say Rem is the best when she's an entry level whore
Pretty please~?
Best waifu by far
Good ol Mexican comfort food: sopa de fideo with some ground beef to make it more filling.
Good evening. Last time we talked, you were considering heading north. What are your plans like now that the election results are in?
Child, don't confuse "entry level" and "best."
Every "entry level" anime has a "best" girl. Regardless.
Just like KonoSuba's best girl was Megumin.
Are you sure YOU aren't the entry level autist?
Why are you even responding?
Just shitposting here
I like milk rice this time of year
I forgot the spanish name I'm not beaner enough :o
No one else is talking to me.
And also another example is Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote
My internet died for a bit, thanks Obama
Trump*
Well damn, it's 2:32am here.
No :c
Better than being a seasonal waifu.
Sad.
Still planing. I'm moving because of student debt and better opportunity, not anything political. Plus I like the hunting and cold weather aspect.
I honestly can't tell if this is the same waifu or not.
I like milk rice every time of year.
Hi I will talk to you.
I'm enjoying some delicious dumpster cuisine. Fresh bread, cheese, soda, soup, and zucchini. Yum
Sup Forums was weird yesterday cuz election or was it your whole internet? :o
my grandma makes really good arroz con leche and she makes this weird hot cocoa but it's so yummy :o
>I honestly can't tell if this is the same waifu or not
It's the curse of unpopularity among newfags.
To be completely honest.... I don't want to talk to you. I'm seriously put off by your furry tendencies and would rather not be associated with you.
Also, if you confuse Ruri for Tomoko you are blind.
I haven't even switched from megu and its been more than six months. Her season
RIP Megumin waifu 2016-2016
Same. A bit less okay maybe
I'm off.
Good Night~
Is it champurrado, or is it one of the Mexican hot chocolate brands like Abuelita? Either way they're good.
Can't sleep?
It might not be mind fuck levels of thought provoking, but the ending always makes me keep coming back to it.
It is, though not from me personally, and yeah character designs are very unique in the way they are drawn but not so much that it looks jarring.
>What sort of job do you have
Currently a sailing instructor, most of my work is largely depended on unreliable shit like weather and kids not being stupid.
> it's like a special treat
Maybe, but it largely depends on the quality of food.
I want to learn that. Is that portugese?
That's how bland human waifus look to me I guess.
I'm not a furry, I'm a zoo.
Why do you hate zoos and furries so much?
Then go to sleep.
And i thought I was staying up late
Goodnight
>tfw tomoko-user is becoming more like his waifu but online instead of irl
it's the chimpanzee or whatever
she also gives cookies :o
can't wait for thanksgiving
I'm going to sleep
goodnight
spanish im mexican :o
Now 's off to bed.
>And thus bad timing on both of our behalves.
My dad just showed me a Donald Trump image macro on his phone.
your dad likes memes too? :o
>these threads
did u vote for hillary? o:
No wonder you voted for Hillary.
Hello and welcome. That's a very legible waifu u got there.
Mexican food is great. I'm trying to learn Italian and Japanese. I'm having fun getting ingredients from dumpsters and making huge meals.
Hillary is a criminal.
Hey bby
You can't say that anymore
Oh, so the ending is a bit of a twist is it? That can be just as good, need to rewatch with the new knowledge to try and understand how it worked out
I kind of like the look of the drawing style, some of them are just plain awful, this is unique, but not in a bad way. Which is quite rare
>Currently a sailing instructor, most of my work is largely depended on unreliable shit like weather and kids not being stupid.
>kids
>not being stupid
Holy shit, if you have to teach millenials, that can't be something that happens too often. Sailing seems like something interesting, but I never got into boats and stuff. I am much more into spending my time outdoors, but not on the water. Maybe in a park or something
>largely depends on the quality of food
Fucking this
I hate how sloppy food quality is around here. It's quite difficult to find a place that isn't a burger/pizza joint in my city, and when you do, the food isn't always very good. There are a few places though, and I keep them in mind when going out