It's an user gets drunk alone and watches 80 horror movies episode

>it's an user gets drunk alone and watches 80 horror movies episode
>it's an user continues his spiral into alcoholism season

i kinda like these ones...

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jesus dude watch something else. watch pic related. it will probably change your outlook. not too late, man.

>its an user vomits bile for 4 hours straight and you're so thirsty you keep drinking even though you cant keep it down and just puke it back up then you try to lie down but you're hallucinating and got hot flashes/cold chills also your throat doesn't work cuz you've been puking yellow shit out all day then you chew on antacids cuz clearly that will help

little shits like you who glorify alcoholism are the biggest fags

>Its an user stays in his room all day and avoids his housemates to the point of pissing in bottles and emptying them at night as to avoid contact episode

>it's a blog post episode

>its an "user thought he was friends with a classmate but she cuts contact after the semester ends" reruns

OP you need to shitcan the self-pity.

>It's an "user loses control of his life" episode
>He refuses to do the obvious things to improve his life instead just waits for it to end

Does this show even have writers? No sense of progression.

if you're depressed pick up your room and clean it, you'll gain a sense of accomplishment and have an environment suited for healthier living please don't throw your life away

>wake me up inside /r9k/
>my gf left me today feels general? ;(
>tfw your life is like cyberbu//y but for real

I lost my job last week and have been fighting the urge to spiral into depression. I've been going on walks and doing pushups and I even read a book. I've been applying nonstop to places to feel accomplished. I even cooked a decent meal today.

...

>start drinking
>think to myself why I'm not always drunk
luckily I can control myself

>the line between normality and depression is delineated by having a job
Jesus man, I don't thinking jumping into another one asap is going to fix things

oh fuck you man

Why don't all of you pleb scum just do the deed and get it over with?
You'll be helping Sup Forums finally go back to being a nice slow board so you have that to think about whilst gasping for air or however you decide

>start drinking
>realize how much fucking money I'm wasting
>stop

Do alcoholics just enjoy being poor as shit?

It will give me a reason to wake up in the morning that isn't watering the plants.

i drink to forget im poor

also

>he can't afford a 5 dollar six pack every few days

lol

>it's an user had to make up excuses for every water related group activity because he's fat summer episode.

hahaha what will he come up with next guys? non existent chores and work? feign illness? or my favorite, go to the party NOT expecting a pool and then silently exiting alone when indeed there is one. man what a laugh riot

I can get cheap vodka for 6€, 11 if I'm fancy and buy jägermeister or better vodka hows that expensive unless you drink everyday.
anyways what's a good amount of alcohol to tolerate, I can drink almost a bottle of liquor but I'm pretty hammered then

>i drink to forget im poor
Why don't you fill your time doing things that are constructive and also keep your mind off of shit? Learn a language, go to the gym, etc.

>six packs are $5
Do you live in some miserable Slavic country? It's like $17 for a six pack in Aus.

The people who drink heavily, particularly when they're young, are the same people who go through mid life crises when they realize they wasted their lives doing fuck all.

>miserable slavic country

i live in the land of the free baby

>6 Pack every few days
>Alcoholic

Anyway idk how anyone could be an alcoholic as well, every time I get hungover I don't want to drink for like a month. Also I can't drink liqour at all without vomiting after one or two, even mixed drinks. I can only stomach beer and cider.

>whats a good amount of alcohol to tolerate

If it's not super strong beer I can drink a six pack in night easily. If it is stronger like some IPAs or something I'll drink 4 or 5.

When I'm drinking to get drunk I'll have an upwards of 10+ beers and some shots.

>my lack of self control is a legitimate problem, feel bad for me!
If you're actually getting invited by normies to hang out with normies then they know you're fat already, either be the fat guy who doesn't give half a shit about it or make those chores existent and do some fucking pushups or something

>I can get cheap vodka for 6€
Fair enough. I guess it's just more expensive here.

>hows that expensive unless you drink everyday
Well OP seemed like an alcoholic, but I see your point. Occasional drinking's fine, but when you start getting shitfaced at home, not even socially, that's when it's a problem. Even if the alcohol is cheap, that time would be better spend doing something else.

>i feel the same
>my grandparents were all alcoholics
Fug

So, just testing your logic here. I come home from work at 6PM every and get shitfaced.

I wake up at 5AM the next morning (getting shitfaced every night essentially eliminates hangovers) and go to work, not thinking about a drink till I get off.

Is this a problem? If so, how?
Your logic is bad user.

>It's an user gets addicted to online auctions episode

>It's an ends up in a box on the street season

Am I an acholohlic?

I drink a 12 pack per night, sometimes more. But I don't get wasted off of it. I never drink until I'm off work. I never am so hungover I can't work, and I make sure I have plenty of money for bills ect before I get drunk.

Should I be worried?

>it's an user is finally moving out of his parent's home and got a new job episode


Feels good.

>Is this a problem? If so, how?
Well, the obvious fact that you're murdering your body and increasing the likelihood of cancers, liver problems, etc.

>Your logic is bad user.
Excessive drinking wastes your time, money and life, while also turning you into a depressed cunt like OP.

I was the same as you but I lost that job a month and a half later and now I gotta worry about rent with greatly reduced income.

Be careful out there.

every single 23 year old who thinks he's a man has asked him self this

be original fag

>12 pack per night
>But I don't get wasted off it
You should user. People with high alcohol tolerance are more likely to be alcoholic. Also, you drink more than 90% of Americans, assuming you're an American.

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>It's an user transitions to a woman episode

are ya fukin serious m8?

drinking as few as 3 beers A DAY is enough to be considered and alcoholic. 12 is considered binging i'd imagine.
just because you (think) you're functionable doesnt make it so. go get your god damn liver checked out and drink some fucking water god damn.

>most people have less than 2 drinks per week

bullshit

Luckily I have some money saved up so if worse comes to worse I can live about 3-4 months before I have to find a new job.

tbqh cleaning my apartment was my biggest coping mechanism when I was depressed

>it's an user is still depressed and can't get over his ex who's 12 years older and lives 500 miles away
>it's an user masturbates in front of a porn film and suddenly loses his boner when he imagines his ex being fucked by another guy than him episode
>it's an user lies and invents secret projects so his much more successful and priviledged friends don't mock him because he's unemployed and single
>it's an user cries naked while listening to anime openings of his childhood
>it's an user secretely watches his ex's instagram and rages everytime a guy likes one of her pictures season

Hopefully, the next season will have better writers.

literally me with all my """friends"""

It's true. They're called responsible adults

>it a he makes chocolate pudding at 3.00am episode
>wants a housemate to walk into the kitchen and ask him what hes doing.

>its an user cant get out of bed without wanking episode

No one cares that you're almost romantically frustrated
This is beyond legit

>Its a going to the bar and drink alone episode

Christ you're a cuck
How do people make their life revolve so much around one person?

>it's an user gets up 40 minutes early everyday to watch porn for their wake up wank

Just start smoking weed man

Dude psychosis and visual snow lmao

>love is an illusion
>it's nothing but chemicals
>did I mention the fact that I'm an atheist?

You forgot your fedora.

>tfw for a couple of weeks you don't feel it and then all of a sudden it comes back
>the anxiety, the dread

It always comes back

worst advice I have literally ever seen
when my gf left me I started smoking every day
been 10 months this friday I've gone a day without a j
don't even want to stop

If you're scared of becoming an alcoholic try getting help.

How to become happy?

If the sun is out it is quite Common to enjoy it, especially with a beer. Only pussies determine others as alohoclics because they have a shit tolerance and therefor Dont drink it, since they are afraid they might puke again. Boohoo Kid
For any1 wanting to stop or are asking if they are alcoholic, apparently you might be, but So what. Every1 is addicted to something. Start lifting and read about how it fucks your muscle recovery, that will help as an argument to why you didnt Just Waste 1,5 hour in a sweaty room lifting shit Up and Down, because you wanted a beer.
Personally I lift in Winter Times and Party while the weather calls for it.

you're the one who's being mentally cucked by a woman "12 years older" than you and "500 miles away"

lmao enjoy your cirrhosis alkies

>tfw drank heavily every night for about a year to the point where my hangovers knock me out from 2am through 4pm
>tfw hallucinate from the lack of REM sleep and heard voices for the first time a couple days ago

Cutting back lads. Thank god for Nyquil.

NEET alcoholic lives aren't interesting

You're not Mersault you're just a drunk whos hobby is an anime website

90% chance you faggots didn't even try to keep contact but got asshurt when others didn't

fuck...

this struck too close to home

going to sleep now, setting the alarm for tomorrow and stop watching all these shitty movies in a desperate attempt of escapism

>It's an user passes an everyday 7/10 on the street and has a ywn moment

It's getting worse

There's something extra pathetic about the fact that you know the reality of the situation and are still too much of a bitch to engage in a bit of actual self improvement

>its a meds aren't working anymore episode

>it's an user looks forward to taking the bus to and from work because it's the only time he sees women his age episode

how did it end up this way

>get fired from good job 3 months ago
>had like 15k in the bank because i dont do anything anyway
>play runescape, dota 2, cs:go for 12-16 hours every day
>get shitfaced drunk every single day, aprox. 10-12 liters of vodka per week

im thinking about just quitting computer and getting some shit temp job or something. being neet is seriously making me consider suicide

anyone else here /pathetic/?

>its an user tries to muster up the courage to end his suffering episode

Same shit every week.

Not knowing the reality of the situation would be pure insanity. I agree with you, though. I'm not gonna cry about it forever, writing it down is just cathartic.
I'm not mentally cucked, we're not together anymore.

How would you go, senpai?

Films that capture the crippling hopelessness of life?

>alcohol

Shit level drug desu, opiates are better in every way

The only opiate related thing I ever tried was prescription painkillers, pretty good desu. I fully understand why some rich people overdose on those bastards now.

can you be an alcoholic if you are sober most days of the week?

you cna be an alcogholic and stay sober for years at a time.

i feel like i have some kind of episodic alcoholism or whatever, if that makes sense. i only drink like once a month these days, but when i do i can't stop until i'm really hammered, and i often keep drinking the next day, first to fight the hangover but then i enjoy the buzz too much to stop. and then i feel like total shit crap for several days, including a kind of depression and anxiety that i normally don't have

I would be an alcoholic if i had the money

>start drinking
>get drunk
>feel like a degenerate
>sleep
>wake up and vomit for the next 3 hours
What's the appeal of alcohol?

what you need is a new habit like snuff

hey OP, you should consider AA. don't get turned off by the perception that you have to be religious for the program.

i'm atheist, have always been atheist, and always will be atheist. but this is the only program that helped me get and stay sober.

you realize that it isn't just about sobriety but about all of the 12 steps and when working closesly with a sponsor it can change your life in ways you never imagined.

it helped me get over lots of sadistic actions i've taken to individuals (especially women i have dated; mostly because i witnessed my mom KEKING my dad from like age 6) along with my own history of violence (witnessed two murdered by the age of 5).

and now i'm matched for surgery after 4 years of med school.

it gets better. let me know if you want to talk further.

i'm 28 and have lived a fucking rollercoaster of a life. two suicide attempts, been in jail twice, got into lots of fights, etc.

>it's an user is avoidant show
wew

this

i want to see her and thomasin make out

>It's an user goes to work and comes straight home every day season

>witnessed two murdered by the age of 5
are you the user who lived in Brownsville? i'm in Crown Heights

>The urge to spiral into depression
>Urge to be depressed

That isn't how depression works

you probably deserved it
I bet you're the type of person who made bait threads about going to see a flick with your gf at the kinography center on the weekends.

>it's an user dropped out of college and is now working a shitty manual labor job stocking soda at 3 AM episode
>user has no dreams or goals and is extremely apathetic about life episode

Hate those episodes.

>Its an user can't find a job episode
>Its an all of user's friends except him have had sex now and they talk about it all the time episode


Kill me before I take everyone else with me

sex isn't that important

You're probably focusing on it too much because what you're actually feeling a dearth of is affection and intimacy in general.

>being addicted to liquor

Disgusting.

The funny thing is, everyone starts off hating liquor, and your taste buds only warm up to it after consuming it over and over again because it's the social "norm". I've been drunk a few times, the taste is horrible, the hang over sucks, why would someone want to intentionally do this?

all i can tell you is that it's not a transformative experience like culture would have you believe.
You won't wake up the next day as someone different, better, or stronger

>It's an user hopes his wife drinks herself to death so he doesn't get ass-raped in the divorce because she is a worthless fat slob pill eating alcoholic episode

faggot

>he has friends

Why are you here?

Depression has you user

I've watched this twice, and it changed nothing. Good film, though, wish he'd direct more.

Nigga I got drinking money.

that image is from /fit/ and has nothing to do with alcoholism.