ITT: Characters that are literally you

ITT: Characters that are literally you

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"You think because i missed football practice i killed my girlfriend?! YOU ARE CRAZY I loved her and she LOVED ME!!!"

well he didn't kill her in the end

Heavyset black man with an archaic sense of morality

He was prime suspect at that point in time

Me on the right

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still waiting for an eraserhead/tp crossover

Literally me

>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked Sense of Humor

literally me

Life in the West has been ruff.

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Nice hot black cup of Joe.

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I too love coffee, cherry pie and trees. what a coincidence!!!

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We're not on /r9k/, m8

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Would he kill again?

The fact that I'm the only one really thinking about these problems justifies me not doing anything about them

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you wish

>Wings Hauser

I remember an episode where he and Al started reminiscing about being in the gulch alone, digging campsites and clearing timber from the ravine themselves and I thought it was one of the most beautiful images of the show. To picture Dan and Al literally creating civilization with their bare hands and for their own personal profit and power is the essence of the show.

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LONDON
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Without the money or wife

That fat vampire from Blade. Maybe not in body, but in soul.

so George Costanza

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I like to set fire to giant areas and watch the world burn... and biscuits... heh...

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back in day everyone at school would compare me to this kid after we all watched Kes. Great times

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this movie was so good, but the guy is sooooo autistic
like posting lame haikus as your facebook status that gets screencapped and posted in cringe threads autistic

>literally

it's a tv show you, dip, not a book.
Besides, I doubt you're in a book or a tv show.

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rip sweet prince

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This was CLASSIC me. Like teenage me. I don't know of any characters I'm like now. I am not very pigeonhole-able.

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forgot pic

goddamn you are one suave FUCK

So a cuck that ultimately fails? Wow your life sounds like garbage.

I'm Jack Nance as he gets beaten to death by some Mexicans

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It's hard to not be a cuck when you're 15 chasing a 23 year old skirt wouldn't you agree?

youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ

>tfw this scene

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pretty sure she was supposed to be 15 too in that movie.

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Are you serious? She had been a groupoe for years. Her backstory was that she founded the groupie club. She was at least 20, if not older.

Just with a better job.

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Hate to break it to you, but:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable_Starr

epitomeme

So why did they cast a lady that looked 30 in the movie?

Basically

So everyone can pretend like that shit never happened.

lmfao, her sister banged a dude at age 11

what a piece of shit

meanwhile the jonas brothers and one direction are doing the same exact thing right now lol

lucky bastards

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