OFFICIAL UFC 203: MIOCIC VS. OVEREEM THREAD #2 MATT BROWN EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Heavyweight Title FIght:
Stipe Miocic(c) (15-2-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (41-14-0)

Heavyweight
Fabrício Werdum (20-6-1) vs. Travis Browne (18-4-1)

WWElterweight
CM Punk (0-0-0) vs. Mickey Gall (2-0-0)

Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (33-9-0) vs. Jimmie Rivera (19-1-0)

Women's Strawweight
Joanne Calderwood (11-1-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (14-5-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Women's Bantamweight
Jessica Eye (11-5-0) vs. Bethe Correia (9-2-0)

Middleweight
Brad Tavares (13-4-0) vs. Caio Magalhães (9-2-0)

Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Michael McBride via rd 2 TKO (GnP)

Lightweight
Drew Dober def Jason Gonzalez via rd 1 KO


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 7:30pm ET / 4:30pm PT / 12:30am BST

Welterweight
Yancy Medeiros def Sean Spencer via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

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sschaub

Schaub is God

SCHAUB BLESS

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dubs confirm

schaub is god bless you my brothers

>overheem

6th for swiss fondue and fuck taco bell
t. triggered swiss

CM PUNK
CM PUNK

Manlet uprising starts now

schaub confirmed p4p greatest role model for kids today

Hi guys

The smaller you are, the less buffer you have to enjoy her pussy past the bunda.

>UFC's all time most famous fighters are either wrestlers, wrestling fans or manlets

Great "sport" you got there

Seriously you mother fuckers tell me what heem really means.

:^)

Megan Olivi has a brown eye
4'11'' 103 lbs

Schaub bless my brothers.

this is white in America

To Celebrate Matt Brown Edition

Schaub bless brothers.

Why is overeem so likeable?

just so you all know what to expect

WHO /REEM/ HERE?

Schaub is a rennasaince man.

At what point should CM Punk be fighting?

I don't recall Reem gassing much in last few fights. If anything he takes it super slow in fear of being heemed just like with junior

Heavy
Eastern
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Men

It's a nod to the emelianenko brothers

>implying econoreem will gas

"he can't win a straight kickboxing fight"

With glass jawed overeem?

This is why MMA will always be a meme sport.

Small gloves leaves too much room for luck.

Brad looks like a mini shaub

because you voted remain

Taco Bell cheese is superior in every way to your foot-smelling shit.

Hitlers entourage equals mongo

wonderful height

...

He actually is yeah

Heels + angle I guess

look how much bigger he is than Cain

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1.BINKY
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Arthur would be first for his One hit KO ability but Binky has the bulk

Reem
Werdum
CM Punk
Faber
Calderwood

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A lot of new mma fans are wwe converts, what better way to get more of them if you have a former wwe champion in the main card

Hey isn't this guy the spitter?

schaub bless

I value bonnar's opinion so little that anyone on heem has more credibility for me

He's dutch, non-white, huge, successful, and bisexual

he gets a pass in basically every social situation

But besides that he really does seem like a good dude. I don't think it's possible for someone that size to be unhappy in life.

right here, REEM bless

Is there a better example of fragile masculinity than UFC fans?

i need to find a 4ft11 bitch my penis is small :'(

Fucking Matt was ready to heem Yves by the end of that webm, would have been justified too 2bh

The guy who started the mma threads on Sup Forums was named Henry Emerson. He died of leukemia so in his memory we name these threads after the first two letters of his name. HeEm

Homosexuals
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>With glass jawed overeem?

You're beyond clueless, and yes Overeem is the better kick boxer you minge.

Who you got?

Hopefully the camera focuses on some qt AJ in the crowd.

>north american culture

>heel striking
Nigga cant even run right baka

I thought he was a halfie.

When should i start watching to see dat qt patutie

HOLY FUCK HEEM THINK I CAN DO IT?

Only the biggest casuals think CM Punk is the underdog going into this fight

>Higher quality training
>More hours total on the mats
>10x better training partners
>Completely comfortable in the spotlight
>All pressure and expectations on Gall

CM Punk is taking Mickey Galls head home!

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cheer for Brad Tavares

jesus fucking christ, the guy on the right is lucky this isn't based on looks

alt right

t. fragile alt righter

new guy here, whose schaub?
whats heem?

The guy who looks like a cross between a caveman and a serial killer

can anyone hook me up wid a stream?

It's a Schaub eat Schaub world out there.

Glad /heem/ always has my back.

You're golden

Lads I actually made it for the card, what are we thinking?

Reem
Werdum
Gall
Faber
Calderqt

Right lads?

Tavares

He's Bisexual wtf?
His head is too small for his body.. naturally his frame would support him better at LHW.

His jaw is shit.

How long till Punk dies?

Y hay algun canal de latinoamerica que transmita esto?

lol

about two hours, maybe 3

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Bless you all

lol I'm just fucking with you man, eurocheese is the fucking best.

supermong

About to put 30 euro on the CM punk fight m8s, who wins and what round and method?

rojadirecta boli

>35 years old
>not athletic
>started training 2 years ago with a large gap for injury

Why do pro MMA fighters want punk to fail so badly?

Or not even want, but just already counting him out.

It's a fight, anything can happen, if anybody should know this it should be them !

They are all just salty as fuck he's a draw and they aren't (I'm looking at you Dan Hardy)

God I hope punk wins and shuts these faggots up

who /jahanist/ here?

>tfw Hakuho dropped out of tomorrows basho

C M P U N K
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Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He is a modern day rennasaince man. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

this fight will be violent as fuck

kek

THANK YOU

I knew it had something to do with being knocked out, judging by the context.

Aplica mmastreams en reddit, hay varios. Acestream es lo mejor.

>loves MMA
>doesn't care about steroids
>admits to carrying a gun while he jogs and having a shotgun in his home
>voting for hillary

that is one ugly hue

A girl that tiny can be dominated in so many fun ways
Full nelson fucking is so hot

mickey gall round 1 submission, put your entire back account on it

not confirmed, just a cheeky guess.

Vitor-esque

There's a sizeable amount of people rooting for him though.

One thing I was thinking

Travis Browne has a pretty bushy beard

Surely that acts as a shield against uppercuts? Like it takes some of the power away?