Ok Sup Forums lets start a mercenary company, post your skills, abilities, defects and Choose a name to enter the squad

Ok Sup Forums lets start a mercenary company, post your skills, abilities, defects and Choose a name to enter the squad.
name
>Tesla
abilities
>Specialist in electronics and communication
>Speak English, Spanish and Portuguese
>Could kill somebody
defects
>never killed anyone
>No military experience

Name
Fag
Abilities
Speak English and French
Defects
A lot

...

Ok you are the explosive expert

name
>Boss
abilities
>greatest soldier the world has ever seen
>speaks english, russian
>killed hundreds of men
defects
>defected to the soviet union

Name:
Nine

abilities:
Good with ropes, chains and the sort.
Experience with fierarms, mainly hunting rifels.
Military history, but not braggworthy.

Defects:
My English, and therefore my coalition ability is not the best.
Have a bad kidney from accident earlier.

Name: Sup Forums company
Abilities: Almost clean fingers after wiping ass, creepshots of sister at ready.
Dafuq am I doing here?

Combat squad leader the fag is with you

Name: niggerbeater. Abilities: beat niggers. Defects: niggers don't like me

Holy shit you kids are faggots

Name:
Boogs

Skills: Can throw really far
Defects: Can't catch for shit and only has 4 fingers

Rape squad leader you can pick anybody for your team

Inteligence squad

>Mr. Melvinheimer

>police training
>great marksman
>degree in chemistry
>skilled in all building trades

>diabetic

Name: Gerhard Wallmeier aka Adler

Abilities: Nazi experiments turned him into super soldier with inhuman strength and speed, speaks German and English.

Defects: Hates everyone who doesnt support his ideology.

name
>boris
abilities
>russian military training
>speaks russian and english
>good at killing chechens
defects
>raging alcoholic
>stupid

Name:
>Gears
Or something mechanical
Abilities
>drive any vehicle, cars, trucks, heavy equipment or tanks
>could do heist-y things like welding up contraptions or cutting into vaults
>can fix and shoot guns
Down sides:
>drink too much
>not a fan of violence

Yes sir.

Niggerbeater wil be my second in comand.

Bogos and
Sup Forums company
Wil join. For their rape-related abilities.

We wil move out at your orders sir!

Name - Mitch

Will snap and kill anyone in a second
Flaps hands when nervous or making spaghetti
Uses slingshot and fires jizzballs

Possibly autistic
Bald

Samefag here

Name: Nooky
Abilities: Yes
Defects: Still in denial about the number four, chinese new year, and the IRS

Report yourself to the combat squad leader

yes comrade commander!

Name: Tree
Abilities: bashing the fuck out of everything and is gigantic
Defects: is dumber than balls and needs a handler

name
>Denmark
Abilities
>Great/Free education
>Having really hot girls
>Small country, giant value
>Free healthcare
Defects
>Might get nuked by trump
>INsane taxes

Nice you are the bombs and shit expert choose your team Boss is your leader

Got it

name
>Tungsten
abilites
>can speak every European language
>fluent in all computer programming languages
>physically powerful and fast
>IQ of 250
>expert marksman
defects
>socially inept, bad at communicating
>doesn't have hand to hand combat training

Good work nine

Name:
Alpentia

Abilities:
can cook a mean quesadilla
Have killed before
Can kill without remorse
Handy with knifes
Hate sand

Defects:
Have a very large toe
Chubby
Hate stupid people

please stop this autism

Name
>León
Abilities
>Jack of all trades
>speak German, English, Spanish, French
Defects
>if the price is right

You combat squad now

name
>homo
abilities
>homo
defects
>homo

Name
>Spook
abilities
>Specialist in bullshit due to acting career
>Unassuming looks, always hiding in plain sight
>DIY skills
>Unbreakable morale
>Fast learner
defects
>No experience killing people or even doing mil-sim, despite being a gun fan and knows a fair bit about the military and procedures
>Autistic fits of murderous, mouth-frothing rage if people keep pushing me
>May get angry enough to buck the chain of command and tell my CO to fuck himself, I'm saving the girl/doing the right thing

You're no fun.

what up nigs, boss here, is this all for combat squad atm?

Wie ihr befehlt. Melde mich zu Diensten!

name
>aslanbek
abilities
>guerilla warfare
>speaks english, chechen, russian, arabic
>hates russians
>good at convincing people to become suicide bombers
>bomb making, dead man switch making, repelling flameflowers and thermobaric weapons

down sides
>chechen

Zdravstvuyte tovarishch
My friend you can choose enter a squad or create your own

It seems to be, or do you see others?

Fuck this made me laugh

name
>osornofag
abilities
>speak English, Spanish and bad Spanish
>could kill somebody
>lack of selfrespect, so
>could kill myself in pro of a mission
defects
>lack of selfrespect, so
>could die innecesarilly

This is the worst mercenary squad ever, lol

Gears you are my mecanical expert and my iron dick

Name: Weasel
Abilities:
>Knows about everything illegal going on
>Has connections everywhere
>Slick talker with balls of steel
Defects:
>No physical abilities, not a fighter
>Greedy, untrustworthy slimeball

Name:
Mike. It's the first letter of my last name on the radio, and I'm not autistic
Abilities:
Stealthy, but more importantly a quick, logical, and intuitive thinker, and a right tactical genius. Quick to understand and see motives as well, and just generally good with people. Decent experience with hand to hand and bladed weapon combat, with rudimentary gun training. Polylingual, ranging from English and predecessors to a smattering of Hebrew. Cannot hack, but proficient with code and a computer. Can fly aircraft, and skilled driver.
Downsides: Not autistic like the rest of you, pessimistic when another attitude is not required, isn't particularly fond of killing and no military experience. Firearms are only effective at close range. Doesn't do to well with many different problems at once, such as coordinating a larger operation (multiple units or battalions). A bit on the younger side as well. Chronically depressed.
Suggested role: Stealth operator or surgical strike coordinator.

name
>Seoul
abilities
>Specialist in assassination
>Speak English, German, Swedish, Korean, Mandarin.
>Loyal to the end
defects
>Bad memory
>Ignores everyone except his leader

Inteligence squad member

Alpentia here, another defect is that i can't greentext. I also hate water

dont see any others

My right arm, second in comand, but never around.

Name:
>de-kebab-ulator
Abilities
>Combat medic and recon experience (vastly prefer long range to urban combat)
>speak English, Spanish, Russian, Hebrew, Latin, German and Italian (some SE Asian languages too but only enough to get around)
>not green to combat
>resilient and unfazed by wartime pressure/fatigue
>mastered Krav Maga and mixed in a few other combat oriented disciplines
defects
>short (5'4"), not well suited for certain tasks
>don't do well as a grunt

anger.

>Blakey
>14 years Royal Marine Commando
>Speak Pashto, Arabic, little German and Russian
>I used to kill people for a living
>Five tours of Iraq and Afghan combined, two tours N. Ireland, and the Balkans.
>Used pretty much every gun available in those locations
>Designated company sniper

Defects?
>lost left hand, ear and eye in Helmand, my prosthetic hand is pretty good though.

Name
>Glitch
Abilities
>Tech Savvy
Defects
>Asian

>Name
ケン様 Codename: SamuraiShadowx

>Abilities
Perfect hand eye co-ordination: Aids me in my ability to draw manga and can wield my mighty katana.
Katana Wielding Prowess: I've been training every day. Vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth.
Speaking Fluent Japanese, including Osaka dialect.
Vast knowledge of Japanese Bushido code. Which I follow 100%

>Defects
Sometimes I trip while I run around town in my kimonos.
Don't have a Japanese Visa.

Combat squad
Base chef
Rape squad
Su-chef

name
>vlad
abilities
>can go invisible for 60 minutes at a time due to technological implant in nervous system
>stealthy
>skilled with handguns\
>low cunning intuitive intelligence
defects
>very small and physically weak
>low general intellligence
>too instinctual and impulsive

Welkom to rape squad denmark
If need be. I, the leader speak the Scandinavian thung.
Also, bring lube

Second thought, we wil just make our own lube.

Need more two squads leaders
>Assassin squad
>Defense squad

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Name:
> Zxert
Abilities:
> Rolls natural 20's
> World's best dungeon master
> Some of the worlds strongest legs
Defects:
> Giant crab arm
> Chernobyl survivor
> Allergic to tap water and mustard
> Skin looks like fucking bubble wrap

Defense squad leader choose your team

Spook here. Notice me, senpai Bossu~

I feel like I'm in gym class again.

The assassin squad is yours

Spook is now second in comand in boss squad all okay boss ?

I choose
Samurai, Staz, and Blakey

Name:
Taco man
Abilities:
-Can cook awesome shit but prefers cooking tacos
-Great with knives and swords
-Loves spicy food
-Speaks: Spanish, english, latin and italian
-Has a sexy as fuck accent
Defects:
-Loves spicy shit and can handle it but still gets bad diarrhea when eating spicy food
-Can't green text or think of more defects

Loyal to the end..., loyal to the end.

>skilled in all trades...
>sometimes needs a reality check

Holy shit! I won't let you down, boss!

Name
>Osama
Abilities
>tons of military experience from first hand conflict
>established leader of an organized religious group of sandnigs
>already killed thousands of people
>billionaire family (many assets to contribute)
>shit tons of guns, drugs, and self detonated c4
>followers ready to die for my cause
defects
>I'm dead

How are the squads looking so far, commander?

>Seoul

Fuck guys i've got too many roles to play so boogs and nooky are up for grabs
> im zxert now i guess

Very good

I'm in need of a mercenary company. I need someone to kill a drug lord. Name your price.

Boss, Taco man here, i want to know if i may join you sir

Say the name i say our price

Taco man rape squad we still need a mexican there

Thank you sir, glad i can be of help

As cheif of the rape squad, i wil let him in ouer ranks... As long as he can behave until we are operating in field.

Can you assassin squad handle it?
I've got cash.

I will behave sir, i will keep myself cooking tacos and shit so i dont have to rape the squad

Good. Welkom. Report to the kitchen.

Name
Tex-Mex Taco
Abilities
Shorter that avrage penis
Pro
Not black
Con
Mexican

how things are by now
leader
>me
right arm
>seou
combat squad
leader
>boss
second in command
>spook
members
>fag
>Mr. Melvnheimer
>Gerhard
>boris
>tungsten
>mitch
Rape squad
leader
>nine
members
>niggerbeater
>bogos
>Sup Forums company
>Denmark
>Welkom
>taco man

>Trump
>A star
>Special ability, can grab anything by the pussy at any time, even if it doesn't have a pussy
>Unstumpable
>Manly freedom muscles
>Wig of holy memes
Defect:
>Not very smart

>Calvin
Abilities
>Ridiculous perseverance
>Talented at using machinery
>Knowledgeable about drugs
>Funny and helps keep morale up
>Good at manipulating the enemy
Defects
>A bit of both. Will get extremely angry if someone on the team is hurt. he will then fly into a destructive, uncontrollable rage.

Yes sir, i hope you like chipotle.

ok donkey

الله أكبر‎
Air support leader talk to boss for a job

design and shit expert

talk to the air support leader

*Good at sucking the NCOs Dick and getting shit pushed in during basic training

intelligence squad

Team Asskicker inc.

Name: Redskin

Abilities
>Trained private investigator
>some range time with 9mm
>Can find people.

Defects.
>few pounds overweight.
>no military experience.

I can literally sneak up on anything/anyone
Very good at killing things
Good with knife
My defects are I am a picky eater
And ihate gays refuse to work with them
My name is pale face

trump you are my left arm good luck my friend

What are you from the ukraine?

Ojibwe native

Oh shit, me too.

OP here going to sleep good night team