Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Praise me, for I have defeated Trump
カラミチーマス
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Not in animal form?
You disgust me.
>*insert politically charged comment here*
!!
I kek'd.
I'm sure the locker hurt more.
Once trained, they're machines. We had a Chesapeake growing up and he never had issues after he got trained. Great for duck, dove, and pheasant. How much birds you can kill just depends on the state/province you hunt, smaller ones like dove will have a higher limit than geese or ducks. Between birds and fish you ought to be alright if you can't get a big deer/elk/boar.
Fuck off and die in a hole. cunt.
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The best thing about the election is the Wu-Tang album :o
>band has 3 albums
>they have the same songs but with 2 tracks and 4 tracks less than the biggest one
>Gravy on top of turkey.
Now that combination is something I never liked.
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And checked again!
Hence why Houki is one of the best Ininfite Stratos waifus.
>I've been meaning to ask as to how you'd rate them.
>Or have I already asked you that?
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Claim
what band?
I used to hate turkey stuffing but I love it now :o
Turkey and gravy makes no sense. It's for mashed potatoes and maybe stuffing a little bit. Not much.
Sounds good. I take it you've done a lot of hunting? Any advice for a newbie?
The cheap kind is shit, but the organic high end stuff tastes real good. It's night and day.
>Best fox claimu
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hey best waifu :o
how is your internet?
Too bad my pc is ded
Claimed
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Going with the originals:
Houki (Waifu)>Laura (dat eye)>Char (overall bro/bra)>Rin (not enough screentime)>Cecilia (a few keks here and there, but not much else for me)
I used to hate it too, now I'm somewhat indifferent, though stuffings with sausage are pretty tasty.
Study up on the basics- how to identify potential habitat, what lives in your area/planned hunting ground, identifying tracks, ruts, mudholes, or other key characteristics of the animals, and being prepared for the hunt itself.
A knowledge of weather is important since it affects the animals' movement options, the wind can make or break your hunt if you're in a place where you have to stalk/hunt on foot. In areas with blinds and/or feeders like Texas, it's a bit easier. As always, stay quiet, and keep movement to a minimum when stalking. Keep the high ground.
Do your homework on required licenses, or what implements you want to use. Some people prefer guns, others like bows, others will trap. I've even hunted boars at night with knives and dogs. Just depends on your preference.
The holocaust could've never happened if the jews dyed their hair and wore blue contact lenses
Yeah, I fucking despise trappers. very irresponsible way of hunting unless you own the land, and even then still extremely irresponsible if you hurt someone or someone's pet. That shit needs to be banned asap.
Thank you for the advice. I'd probably use a gun to shoot them in the air. A bow isn't gonna hit that unless you're robin hood.
stuff me with your sausage :o
where is your waifu from she's so cute
I fucking hate (love) you
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Pretty good, it's been going off and on a lot recently
It could be my computer though
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
I'm actually going to sleep now kitty. Have a good day
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
dad rock
o i c
mine died sadly but I'm gonna save up now that I got a job, only phone for a while :o
~Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"~
I'd like to get a fancy 'puter soon
~Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone
puter??? :o
what music do you like besides dad rock, cutie?
Turkey stuffing is great, actually.
Exactly. It should be used for that and not much else.
Duh, I did already ask you. What about Chifuyu, Maya, Kanzashi, and Tatenashi?
My god is the one and only true savior Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
Look, yo
I ain't no castaway,
I'm no Survivor
I ain't lost and I ain't shipwrecked
I feel small in this big wide world
But mummy ain't said, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", yet
I ain't Jesus, but I'm walking on water
There's no bums here,
There's no wall, cause
I could break out of jail with a lighter
So is there any point of making laws, blood.
This ain't Atlantis are you sure?
I nearly suffocated when I touched the shore
Raining, condoms it poured up the road, youd never guess who I saw...
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Tomoko is entry-level seasonal shit
>Song guess edition?
~Loving you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things
That I feel
If I could
Maybe I'd give you my world
How can I
When you won't take it from me
Dad rock is pretty great
Haruhi was my first waifu :o
It is, just like turkey and chicken nuggers
hey
In middle school :o
This sounds familiar though, is it a black artist?
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
My experience is that it depends on the person more than the method. We're the responsible type who hunt for the meat, but I've met many that trap and leave the animal to die, or the trophy hunters who pay hand over fist to shoot a trophy buck inside a corral and pose for a staged photo afterward. We trap on our property mostly during the summer to catch wild pigs, but they all get processed into meat, even the old boars (sausage and ground pork).
Utility over sport in my eyes. As far as a bow goes, you just need some good upper body strength, a nice eye, and a steady pull. They have more range than you might think.
giggity.
Truth be told I don't remember if you did or not. I haven't exactly been in these threads for a long time. The second group gets their own bracket: Maya=Chifuyu>Tatenashi>Kanzashi
Night
Nope, they're pretty white
What sort of music do you like?
Guess mine:
When I was young and stupid
My love left to be a rock and roll star
He told me don't worry
Wise little smile he said so safely
So he booked a ticket
To the west where they make it
Six kids in a bedsit
To sunswept poolside riches
Fleetwood Mac?
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can I get a hint? :o
a lot of Sup Forums stuff because it's nice and some other stuff I get from miku or waifus
Is that a yes?
I googled it, way too modern for my taste
Bingo
I've never been to Sup Forums
Their pretty good for how recent they are
What about this?
The magic for me
Magic make no sound
Its good for me
It's good for me underground
The magic for me
Magic got me down
Invade the city
Make your heart beat no sound
It's great
what boards do cuties like then? :o
Good morning /waifu/~
Suika claim
In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border
And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street
I don't listen to a lot of Gorillaz
Sup Forums
Sup Forums to an extent
/o/ sometimes
I'm not really on Sup Forums a lot
which one is she? :o
LEWDS LEWDS LEWDS LEWDS
>turkey and chicken nuggers
Turkey and chicken, but nothing fried.
Nah, you did, I just happen to be a bit forgetful. Anyways, I'm actually starting to wonder if there was anyone who actually liked Kanzashi.
SPOOKI BOOKI!
This is as far as you're getting.
Second reply meant for .
>I really need to stop fucking up my replies.
>Laura.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
/o/ i c
I like a b c fit mu wsg ck :o
I hate porn, too much on Sup Forums...
cute
I take what I can get :o
Hi. You know what day it is?
"Where the fuck are the lewds?" Wednesday.
This one
Trapping is fine if it can't kill a human or a dog. Such as a stick and box trap as opposed to a steel bear trap. Or a snare that could get a man's foot amputated. It's a really bad way to hunt unless you're in a desperate survival situation in the middle of nowhere.
Bow is not much utility when it comes to fowl compared to a birdgun. You need a bit of spread to hit them in the air and tiny pellets to kill the bird, or you'll hit the entrails and spoil the meat.
I've never met anyone who uses gravy for the turkey.
>waifu claiming
im gonna start claiming lives here with my frog hands. filthy mortal coils
'Morning
I've done that a few times myself. I'm pretty sure there's someone out there somewhere who waifu'd Kanzashi.
Good evening. Trips were almost yours.
Been a few days since I've claimed
Shinoa claimed ',:)
The shadows near the hat say this is a lewd Makoto.
>Stay in that pose.
nobody wants to see you here.
exit the thread before i get angry
i just saw your cringe ass in that other thread
remember when I said people were abusing their oxygen supplies? applies to you as well, with your nasty cunt self
This doesn't my question
',:o
You're all cringe and pathetic losers. Go get laid and take a breath of fresh crisp air for once.
What's up?
Teal didn't even summon you this time. Neato.
Perv!
I'm not too much of an internet addict, I'd rather have a nice car than internet tbh
Luckily for me i could have both
>Still generally in that position
Good, good...
Oh sweet. Someone from the other thread recognize me. What exactly is the other thread about? Is it a community like this one?
Hello konata. What up?
I have em on discord. I'm happy with that :)
I have bad internet and no car :o
but seeing you makes life suck less
what's up? nothing much besides these god eyes, they're staring down on you and they're tearing up.
your taste in music is almost as horrible as your taste in pen ladies, worthless organism.
community? i'd call it more of a pollution pit rather than a community.
need to sick some gamma rays on you to get rid of that shit
Found kyo-bot
Good evening Shinoa.
glad someone knows who I am :o
I'm good eating these noodles and watching election memes
How's the hair going?
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I still don't know who you are
That's so sweet
Aw thank you senpai
Well i never, however i did bail on the trump lewd thread last night so you get one lewd. Pick wisely
Damn i was so close.
Anyway how are you?
Welcome back smugs
I was greeted by a lot of people so i don't see how nobody wants me here
yes, please leave. i'll keep the place nice and burned to the ground while you idiots are out being socially broken crickets
lead's sweet too, you'll be getting some of that soon
they were non-sentient androids I sent from the lab to meet and greet you to test your social skills.
they're derelict and ridden with flaws, not even because you're mortal. you're just pathetic. i'll fix everything soon, just need a few blunt tweaks
Peeeeerv!
Oh right. Now it'll be an occasion to see you here.
Shut up Kermit REEEEEEE!
even you know me, how are you doing?
next thread :o
where is your waifu from?
she's a cutie :o
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No, not standing up.
>Although we can make that work.
Same!
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Oh, never then, got it
sad part is that's you actual attempt at a reply, give me your spinal cord, you're abusing it's privileges
it'll happen, don't worry. you're very unbearable to exist in the same physical realm with.
I tried. It didn't work. What do now?
Hey LTC! What's up?
The distinctive ":o" is a dead give away dude lol. Good to hear and my hair?
Hello rain lady. How goes it?
Sad you won't be able to mess with me now?
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Holy shit that's a cute pic
Might even be your best
your dumb ass couldn't gain access to gamma rays even if you attempted it with your feeble limbs.
just cease livin'
you wish you could be as original as myself
Idolmaster.
TOP PERV!
>Implying
>Also implying
I have you on Discord too. :^)
REEEEEEEEE!
That is comfy music though, damn.