OFFICIAL UFC 203: MIOCIC VS. OVEREEM THREAD #3 MOVE BETHE GET OUT THE WAY EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Heavyweight Title FIght:
Stipe Miocic(c) (15-2-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (41-14-0)

Heavyweight
Fabrício Werdum (20-6-1) vs. Travis Browne (18-4-1)

WWElterweight
CM Punk (0-0-0) vs. Mickey Gall (2-0-0)

Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (33-9-0) vs. Jimmie Rivera (19-1-0)

Women's Strawweight
Joanne Calderwood (11-1-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (14-5-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Women's Bantamweight
Jessica Eye (11-5-0) vs. Bethe Correia (9-2-0)

Middleweight
Brad Tavares def Caio Magalhães via split decision(28-29,30-27,29-28)

Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Michael McBride via rd 2 TKO (GnP)

Lightweight
Drew Dober def Jason Gonzalez via rd 1 KO


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 7:30pm ET / 4:30pm PT / 12:30am BST

Welterweight
Yancy Medeiros def Sean Spencer via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

not schaub

schaub

Jessica Eye is such a hot mess, bet she's a fun drunk~

What's a kid to a Schaub?

CM Punk is totally going to win

schaubbbbbbbb

@71117727
heem urself

Correia looks like a badly made Sims character desu

first for bunda

>TFW REEM WINS AND BECOMES THE GOAT OF ALL TIME IN COMBAT SPORTS

schaub blesses this thread

Cleveland is the shittiest city in my state and I hope they lose

t. Cincinnati

HD STREAM GET IN QUICK BEFORE I DELET

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First for the GOAT

well played, was the site lagging like a motherfucker for you too?

>dyke fights

yuck no thanks

>that overlay on the reddit stream
top kek

St. Gooby blesses this thread.

Hail Gooby.

didnt she get into kickboxing as a way to stay fit? And now she competes at an "elite" level in MMA?

schaub bless

>2 piss break fights in a row

Couldnt be less excited for this fight

"Betch"

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Betch is /heem/s official girl

tell me about punk

does he have a chance?

It was Pastor Maldonado right?

Based streambro, top kek

THICC

STREAM LINK WHERE?????????

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>not watch bunda betche

Just got back from poker lads, any good heems tonight?

My streamer doing some funny shit lmao

CM Punk vs Mick Foley UFC rules who wins?

New Reebok logo is fucking awful

"they love their own here in cleveland"

alabama too

reddit

>this pop

Stipe is gonna blow the roof off

""""""women's"""""" """"""""fighting"""""""""

Eye lost her last 4 of 5 fights

>WMMA

post did take a while

Gain height

Is there an uglier human being in MMA?

mr socko TKO

bethe correra by armbar

DONT CHOKE JESSICA

How do you stop your tongue getting tired when eating the pussy?

It's nice when she moans, but I find it boring as hell tbqh.

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Betch looking halfway decent

is joe lit af ?

kek

thanks bud

POKE HER EYE

Why dont they have cute ring boys between rounds instead of women for womenes fight?

such is the depth of womens bantamweight

eye is gonna gas herself out hard

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>AND BETHE LANCED HER WITH THE NOSE

>KO! KO!

Correia is the best proof you can give to how stupid the womens division is, she is ranked 11 and has had a title shot and she has almost no MMA skills, she's basically a street fighter who is just hard as nails, which is fine but if you picked some guy off the street with her kind of skillset and put him in an octagon against a low ranked male middleweight he'd get turned inside out

onnit alpha brain pills

Bigfoot or Cyborg(the girl)

Betch has a down syndrome fighting style

no we no homo

he seems a bit whacked, rambling and shit

Alternate between moving your tongue and moving your head, take breaks and focus on using your hands. Never spend more than 10 minutes down there unless you're a stud.

It's like an ugly, male version of bigfoot.

MMA chicks are trashy as hell

jessica eye constantly disappoints

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Jojo a cute

Jessica eye is literally the best boxer in the UFC right now.

get a cows tongue and just pretend its yours

>Goldbergs nervous laughter everytime Joe goes slightly out of line

Schaubfags absolutely destroyed
Ngannou bless

Jessica gun get knocked out

sam alvey is a middleweight god

I think he's just getting old guys

nothing out of the norm

she's a junkie ned

Most guys don't a jaw that chiseled lol

is it legal for women to punch each other in the tits?

Who else is literally not watching the match and just browsing this thread and other tabs till its over?

She's just Scottish

WEW

I spell out shit I'm studying. Yesterday I drew bonds and atoms with my tongue, I think it worked pretty well

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who would you rather have thigh choke you?

Bethe here desu

men's side of the sport has like a 15 year head start plus women just can't hit as hard as guys

You are literally mentally retarded.

Facial hair Bigfoot ain't so bad, Cyborg might have her beat though

b-but youre going to miss all the high level striking on display in this match user.. nvm

Reminder that based WWE will humiliate UFC again, CM Punk to win in the first round.

>tfw I want to put a cheeky bet on Punk
>tfw it's literally throwing money away

Not sure what to do.

I'm just here for the CM Punk fight. After that I'm leaving.

Bunda time.

Pretty decent round imo.

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>watching women """"fighting""""

>mfw all my bets have come through so far

got an accumulator on all the matches lads Punk to win

of course