Sex Factor Thread

>THE COLONEL DOES AS HE'S TOLD

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Who watches this garbage?

Cucks

It's like television but also porn

Memers.

>WHEN YOU WATCH THE COLONEL FUCK YOU ARE THE KEK

>Colonel we need to pop
>OK give me a sec I need to scratch up my entire body first

What in the fuck

what the fuck is up with this guy?

The Colonel is a god among men.

He's also batshit insane.

Hes a legit psycho

Meat puppets

>it's the daily shill thread

He looks like a cartoon character what the fuck is up with his face and that 11yo haircut?

What do you call that haircut?

>hurr let's watch women pretend their emotionally deadening promiscuity resulting from childhood abuse or abandonment is actually empowering

dumb sluts

Holy fuck that guy's ugly.

Why don't any of the guys have big dicks?

yes yes the colonel does as he's told HOWEVER

shills

What the fugg

scratches down the back is pretty great during sex but I've never known anyone to scratch the tummy. whaT

viral marketers

Sup Forums

The one with the big dick got kicked out in the first episode; for only being there to show how big his dick is.

Holy shit is he the "as you were" guy?

I knew I knew him from somewhere

watch the behind the scenes stuff, he was a fucking legit psyco with a god complex

He was on Beauty and the Geek.

As Vice put it: "The Colonel ("I'm here to be a leader... in porn!") is the worst type of person on television: the serial reality show contestant"

I like it when girls put out cigarettes on my body (although I usually try to let them to do it in a place that isn't too noticeable in case it scars), and that shit right there doesn't look sexy at all.

I'm starting to like Buddy more.

also he's putting out some really good MILF scenes. And when I say MILF, I mean true MILF, 40 to 50+

he has literal autism

Is it actually worth watching?

I tried watching the first episode but I couldn't get past how stiff and shitty the porn actresses were at just introducing the show.

I cringed too hard at their inability to say words without sounding retarded

the cringe is all that is good about the show

It grows on you and the last two eps were great.

What did she mean by this?

She'd fuck anyone. Literally anyone. In an interview she said she didn't mind fucking guys over 70. She even fucked The Colonel multiple times. Khaya would fuck ANYONE. If you're a Sup Forums neckbeard, and I mean a real gross Nick Bate looking motherfucker, and you'd tell her you're a virgin, she'd probably give you a ride or two.

Except for Donnie. For some reason she didn't like Donnie. She ended up fucking him too, but she didn't want to, really.

wouldnt showing people how big your dick is be a good thing?

If Donnie Rock doesn't will I am swearing off porn

He would walk into the girls' rooms while they were sleeping and masturbate loudly until they woke up and caught him on the ground jerking off and saying weird things to them.

sexfactor.com/episode/1/david-caspian-ep01
Skip to 0:21 to see something one of the girls recorded.

Either Blair or Buddy wins.

A man's sanity is located in the chin, apparently.

Can we discuss this?

That was all me nigga

That girl has the sexist voice ever.

how did this heroin junkie even get there?

THAT
WAS
ALL
ME
NIGGA

ALL
ME

Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not an expert, but a significant amount of a man's genetics are reflected in his jawline IIRC. The better the jawline, the more fertile and capable a man is.

Notice how famous men who are popular among women quite often (if not usually) do not possess features that most men would associate with masculinity and attractiveness (big muscles, a strong beard), but do basically all have god tier jawlines.

What did he mean by this?

>This guy is fucking more woman than you do

How does that make you feel Sup Forums?

I don't know how they skirted around the fact that she looks like she has down syndrome. Can't believe this haggard broad is 19

19?

Damn, fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch.

Buddy's Chad nu-maleness triggers me.

>As Vice put it:

Its 2016 for fucks sake

Are you the one with the ex gf who put out cigs on your butt?

Sup Forums pls

Dani desperately wanted to be that girl and her meltdown in her last episode was great. She always tried too hard, from being the first to take a load on her face, to sucking The Colonel's balls in a blatant attempt to cheat, to being the only homely, trailer trash white girl to ever make a black guy go flacid. She immediately realized that she sold out her dignity for nothing.

>2016
>aliceposting is a bannable offense
>these meme porn shilling threads are allowed

jdimsa

>to being the only homely, trailer trash white girl to ever make a black guy go flacid

wew lads

Is the black guy really the smallest?

Can he even get hard?

if you want to piss of the mods post homosexual stuff and cunnies

janitors are in black lives matters and their monkey brains are triggered by fags and girls

>Buddy says he's 25 on the show
>he was actually born in '94
>he was 20 while the show was being recorded
Really makes you think.

I watched the first couple of ep's for fun - they are entertaining

if he keeps on staying soft, yes

>colonel kicked off

fuck this trash show hes the only one that got hard and popped consistently

So, what's the deal with this shitshow?

Do Asa, Remy, Tori, or Lexi actually fuck any of these contestants

not yet but I bet one of the challenges will be to fuck an actual pornstar and get rated by them