JD slags + Scummy tunes edition
/brit/
Blake Lewis
David Cooper
fake news
Liam Ortiz
kay-on
Jaxon Gomez
How do I cure my redpill overdose?
Levi Nguyen
'nime
Julian Sanders
Dominic Cook
graduating soon and literally cannot be fucked working lads
got some job offers already but think i might just go NEET
what's the NEET life like boys?
Grayson Gray
did acca lad's accas come in in the end?
Kevin Perry
swedish poster is highly amusing
Jason Stewart
...
Cameron Roberts
dormer 2bh lads
Angel Diaz
can someone PLEASE vocaroo themselves singing yankee doodle went to town?
Julian Hill
You NEED to convert to Islam or you will go to hell when you die
Connor Garcia
watch sky news for a whole day
Chase King
COUNTUH CULCHUH
Tyler Bell
when I see someone driving one of these """"sleek"""" curvy Japanese crossovers, going exactly the speed limit and bumbling about on the road I know the person inside is just a sack of meat with a couple parasites at home stuffing their face full of grease and GMOs
Luis Walker
>Corbyn became party leader in 2015
Justin Gutierrez
or they're not an insecure bellsniff like you
Jace Scott
youtube.com
need to go to the 'gas lads
Grayson Smith
Lads when someone says "4 cans" how much is that??
Lucas Taylor
howling
Jaxon Sanchez
Do you say What, pardon, pardon me or sorry when you didn't hear something?
Levi Lewis
Imagine getting naked with a girl. Kissing each other. Touching each other's bodies. LITERALLY sticking your willy in her fanny and her loving every minute of it. Ejaculating into her and then collapsing on top of each other in sweaty post-coital bliss.
And the normos do this pretty much every day if they're not "too tired." Positively mental.
Jack Barnes
Getting REAL tired of how weak cucks are
Might have to start being a milk drinking extremist
Carter Long
my life would be a lot better if I wasn't such a mong at maths
ar00000000000000000000000
Eli Campbell
6 cans
Juan Richardson
>he claims to be redpilled
Alright, why do negative numbers exist?
Gavin Gonzalez
I've done that before
ama
also, I'd consider myself a failed normie
Kayden Murphy
one way ticket to depression, alcoholism and a complete break down in your relationships with friends and family
Xavier Brooks
it was a funny post but you're a sad cunt for deleting your old post and doing it again here
Evan Rogers
pardon usually unless I'm being condescending then I say what
Julian Anderson
what is rosy's best feature? arse for me.
Connor Peterson
>what's the NEET life like boys?
wonderful with some sad spouts here and there
Aaron Cooper
Bit mad how sex involved literally putting your body part INSIDE another person.
Like, imagine the first cavepeople to have sex and be like "Ah yes I will put my body part inside the hole of this person"
Bit mad when you think about it
Logan Bell
...
Blake Howard
what's going on here?
Christian Wright
And in different positions too. Absolutely mental
Grayson Walker
THUH LIBRUL TWITTUHRARTI
Adam Diaz
Bentley Perry
was serving a man at work today, wasn't really paying attention to what he looked like, looked up for a second and guy was missing an eye
just an empty socket
fucking terrified me lads loool
Matthew King
Late 20s, I have no good friends, I am laughably underemployed, I've never had a gf or sex, I still live with my parents, I can't drive, I have serious substance abuse issues and my mental and physical health has rapidly deteriorated
Gavin Brooks
voice
Kevin Moore
I say 'Stop whispering you poncy cunt' then give em a swift whack with my willy
Liam Peterson
conk and chebs
Jaxson Young
this tbqh
Adrian Gutierrez
need to spaff on that little ear
Chase Bell
dont care
Levi Perez
THE ESS JAY DUBBLE YOU'S
Nathan Watson
it is bizarre
I never stood a chance
Ryder Wood
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
Adam King
Loose Women
Any awards show (BAFTAs tonight)
MTV
Kardashians
Andrew Smith
what? that's not how sex works mate loooool fucking virgin
Elijah Torres
Unless you're a literal downie, you're not actually bad at maths, you just had bad teachers.
Nolan Wood
my dad was gonna buy one of these but one of the mechanics at the dealership called him a woman so he didn't lmao
what a fucking mong
Zachary Reyes
not a word
Benjamin Miller
HOW MUCH IS A """CAN"" YOU FUCKING RUNTS TELL ME NOW
Dominic Richardson
I work full time and earn £14k
Might 'cide
Jason Campbell
Imagine my shook when imagining this
Cameron Young
NUT SO TULLERANT LEFT
Isaac Thompson
Aiden Walker
me too except 15500
Owen Gray
>he thinks you put your knob in a fanny to have sex
actually crying
how can virgins be this clueless
Elijah James
33cl
Adam Ortiz
and how is 5 days a week in some shitty office better lad? i done it during my paid internship and it was terrible
Leo Murphy
kek thanks. will be putting this to good use
Jaxson Sanchez
green tea
Jordan Walker
my mum bought one and my dad HATES it
I hate it too
lucky I have my own American truck but when I have to drive hers it just feels so plastic and "soft" like driving a giant womb.
Angel Richardson
it's pretty mad
no idea how people have sex
Christopher Martinez
the gf
Dylan Hill
teach me master yoda
Benjamin Mitchell
I must be an alien because the concept of sex is totally foreign to me, it's something I watch on a screen, not something that actually happens IRL
Connor Sanchez
*imagines my shock*
Bentley Butler
hello cutie
Xavier Lopez
how are salaries so low in britain
i know money has different value but its still alarming
Aiden Cruz
440ml or 500ml
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF CONTINENTAL TWAT
Jackson Johnson
what do your parents say?
Henry Phillips
nice skin
what lotion is she using?
Alexander Bailey
Water
Camden Butler
Easton Cooper
Robert Cruz
>he has the virgin walk
It's so fucking obvious when you aren't a virgin
Adrian Ross
>I can't drive
Sounds like a good place to start. £34 for a provisional, 2 week intensive course should be enough to pass your test, then you can rent a car for £100 a month while you get your insurance down to an affordable level.
Dylan Kelly
you knock her out then stick it in her ear
Xavier Ward
Here's mine
Jonathan Nelson
How cool are leftists? So cool they wanted a sick, tired old grandma as their president! We got a rockstar billionaire!
Owen Phillips
VAPID
CULCHOORAL
MARKSIST
Nolan Carter
>relationships with friends
normos roooooo
Gabriel Peterson
Black tea is better
Wyatt Sanders
wouldn't mind her being my gf
Hudson Morgan
>like driving a giant womb.
Elijah Hill
the fuck is she holding
Luis Perez
*enters the thread*
*farts*
*leaves the thread*
Mason Murphy
delete this image mate
Colton Flores
Here for the 'nterview
Brandon Reed
most people here didn't go to uni, did terrible degrees, and did shit in school
if you aren't retard you can earn a very reasonable amount
Austin Jackson
I didn't say it was better.
Jaxson Bennett
mmmm yes post more animes
Aiden Rogers
Jill Stein was the only candidate worth supporting
Camden Thomas
top slag
Dominic James
its actually the guy behind her in the white hat saying that. not her