JAKEY AND ROOROO TOGETHER

JAKEY AND ROOROO TOGETHER

HOLLYWOOD POWER COUPLE

PERFECT MATCH

Who are you more jealous of, answer honestly

Does he shave his legs wtf ?
bit gay

Is he gentle Sup Forums?

what i would give to be in threesome with both of them

>literally wouldn't know it's him if it wasn't for the beard
>can't recognize rooney
those paparazzi faggots must wait for them at their fucking gates or something, i'd shoot blanks at them from my front lawn if i was famous hollywood actor

Well done, yes. Well done, yes, Sup Forums.

HOWEVER

Do you think theyest live deliciously?

jake: aah!

roony: aah!

roony: you scared me!

jake: YOU scared ME!

*roony and jake start crying and holding each other*

jake: aah!

This is from a movie set. Rooney's bf (beard) is directing and walking a few feet in front of them.

off the the lego factory we go! yaaaaaaay!

jake could do better. she's disgusting and her butt smells

Looks like someone skipped leg day

>I'd shoot blanks if I was a person who was in a film that I saw

Pathetic subhuman. Celebrities, ironically, will be the first to go in a "shit hits the fan" moment. All those Cali fags storming all their houses all at once. Being so sheltered and cuddled all their life that they don't even know how the real modern day world works.

If iever saw a celebrity id look down on them hard

cringe

they won't even look at you, manlet

>shit hits the fan
yeah keep dreaming neet kek

I'm 5'10

I'm taller than everyone everywhere I go and the average height is 5'9.

Which one is her boyfriend?

I hope this is not about them
I cannot see in what world OtherMara is eclipsing Rooony

Do you think he ever fucks her tender, dainty feet?

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>your husbando is fucking you're waifu
not sure how to feel about this t b h

Subtle, 6/10

You've got to remember Rooney is a lesbian. His name is Charlie McDowell (Malcolm's son) and he's cropped out in OP's pic.

why are there so many footfags on this site?

i can only hope

feet are hot and sexy

I THOUGHT HE WAS A MANLET ;_;
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY MANLET ROLE MODEL.
What next for his career?

fucking gross

you dipshits ARE aware that he's bros with jay z and they have an arrangement where they swap girls right? that means she has been fucked by niggerlips jay z

dropped like a nuke

jake has no fucking leg hair.
>LOW TEST

Back to brunette now, it seems. The blonde hair wasn't too bad either, though. :3

He's over 6'

Maybe in your next life, kid.

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Where can I find a gf who is just like roon?

Reminder that he deflowered Tay Tay.

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What did Rooney Mara mean by this?

Why does rooney always look so normal. She doesn't take me for a typical celeb at all.

Is that Fincher touching her feet?

How did you come across that information?

Acting is most likely just a hobby to her , that's why she's just doing passion projects with directors like Malick, Fincher or Haynes. She doesn't fall for the Hollywood cult. And she's obviously very private and reserved. :3

>>Acting is most likely just a hobby to her

Get real you fanboy. It's a career. She might be passionate about it but it's first and foremost absolutely a career.

>she doesn't care about the millions she has made, it was all, like, just a hobby, you know?

She basically wrote an entire album about it.

>j-j-just a hobby guise
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>sony
>leaked
>emails
BEGGAR

Of course it's also a career but she doesn't need to prostitute herself for capeshit because her family is already rich as fuck.

>that's e-mail
>begging
Top kek. Also if You loved something, didn't you want to do that again?

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>she doesn't need to prostitute herself
See;
Stop being such a fuckin fanboy.

Maybe it's for a role or something.

>Reminder that he deflowered Tay Tay.
Why is this posted all the time

>Why is this posted all the time

Because Tay Tay is literally the perfect waifu and she can only be deflowered once. Jake made a huge accomplishment by doing so.

>current year
>not being a foot fan

It's a black male thing, you wouldn't understand

It's like the most common fetish.

Jake is just trying to get to Kate from Rooney

Jake is a true 5'11"

this tbhfamilia

>tfw you can't attract attractive people to have sex with you.

Kate? But that sounds even worse?

I want to see Rooney shed the awkward autist persona and just be like her confident slut sister just to see if it fits her. She comes across now as the pet-no-boy-in-my-life type of chick.

Kurt needs to make more shit before he dies.

Unfortunately, Rooney was born into the autism, you've merely adopted it.

Sup Roon

Shes kinda getting a little bottom heavy. Is she eating tortillas like a homely single mexican mother?

Sorry. This is Kate now. Roo roo got out of her autism cage for a few moments and saw this thread.

Someone post the roo roo pic.
You know the one.

FREE HER

>can have a 10/10
>bangin ass
>sweet tits
>legs for days

>settle for a raggedy twerpy hipster nerdy gril

Seriously?

He's had his fill with dimes he wants to fuck awkward bitches for a change

shes so tiny, and cute ofcourshe

I don't get these Rooney memes. They always seem to devolve into fetish porn.

what about her was in the sony leak?

taylor was with her gfs way before bearding for him

Maybe high quality pussy bores him now and he has to bang less hot chicks just for the novelty of it.

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did she like the assrape?

aw poor rooney left hanging, forgot about those, I think she sounds sweet

why did she go blonde?

a movie? maybe the cover of vogue or an ad, maybe tried it for the netflix thing but didn't like it

Rooroo sure gets around huh

> After being with her boyfriend for years, I can’t believe this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family would act as a beard for this A list actor for her next relationship. Maybe she feels her career slipping away from her. She has never been that publicity hungry, but a certain family member is eclipsing her. Rooney Mara (sister Kate)/Jake Gyllenhaal
EL claims she's his beard.

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