What is Sup Forums having for lunch?

What is Sup Forums having for lunch?

I'm having pic related, pasta with garlic, olive oil and chili flakes, real parmesan and some caviar with butter on a toasted baguette.

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that's so A E S T H E T I C

Carb eating swine. Shit does look good though

YOU'RE PLATE IS FLOATING MAN !!!! ITS FLOATING !!

Holy shit it is

no it's not

cigarrettes
im too sad to eat

Nice dude, that looks bomb.

Add chives to it, shit is good

can someone edit OP's pic to a vaporwave wallpaper?

I hate olives but it looks like it's missing some

good lord you sound like a raging faggot, I want to punch you in the face for saying something like "caviar toasted baguette" fuck off faguette

0/10 not funny

Wasn't trying to be

arent we all?

No one's gonna mention that ginger ale, da real MVP?

Made ramen, but didn't really have seaweed or a bowl deep enough

I suppose, some more than others

>strawberry oatmeal
>raisins
>some bland ass, off-brand cereal
>yogurt
>coffee

it's technically my breakfast

You're proud of that?
Most people would be embarrassed to eat that for lunch.
Where's the meat, faggot?
Too poor, or too dumb?

Looks delicious. Is that Pork? How did you prepare it?

Fajitas

>ramen
shit causes cancer, dumbfuck
grow up

>eating a lot of meat
>all health experts say its bad
>current year

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Damn cheer up mate life is going to shine for you someday

[citation needed]

this sad that yurpfag thinks that's anything but peasant malnourishment poorfag plate
dumbasses

if she is sad after trump won it's probably going to be eight years of waiting for that sun shine

don't you question the god emperor, you sad little fuck. he is the sunshine.

>experts say its bad
lol
You are retarded.
1. everything in "a lot" is bad, you fucking moron
2. nobody said eat "a lot of meat"
3. you have literally no meat and not one single source of protein on that peasant plate

Leave and go fuck yourself your rewording, argument-changing faglord who posts a plate of peasant food and asks the asshole of the internet their opinion. What a fucking loser you must be. Glorious meal? Maybe. Shit plate. Just wow.

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3 slices of this, a navel orange, and 1 cup of sugar-free jello.

>Take Maruchan instant ramen and turn it into Lanzhou-style noodles
nice....

I'm having leftover whiskey from last night.

Fry a whole slab of meat for ~10 minutes and then cook it in water with chicken stock, ginger, leek, etc for 1.5 hours, take it out, pour soy sauce over it and bake for 5 mins

Cut in pieces after cooking it

He's right.
Pretty common knowledge actually.
Google is your friend.

Ate some pizza i ordered yesterday. Now im gonna jerk it. Nap. Then get day drunk and play bf1.

>minimal difficulty dish
>shitty baguette, also not sliced at an angle
>baguette seems toasted properly
>garlic looks like it could be more
>your grater was not fine enough
>topped with parmesan instead of mixing half of it with the pasta and hot oil to cream up a bit
>plate way too small to look appetizing
6/10 to basic to back up your pretentiousness

wtf? that is caviar.... on a toasted baguette... how else would he say it? you must be fuken retarded

probably a sandwhich

Fish embryos on surrender bread obviously. Dumbass

why didnt you prepare the hotdogs

like why are they raw and why do they look to be made of plastic

nice one mate, i want some of that pizza

liberal tears with a side of kek

oh

Getting ready for diarrhea on my end

Looks like you've already had it.

so pasta with bread covered in fish eggs? That's how it should sound if you're having ginger ale to go with your dish....

what alongside the spinach?

>caviar with butter on a toasted baguette
You NEVER serve caviar on bread
These are lumpfish eggs, not caviar, caviar is from esturgeons
Fucking pleb

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42oz without the dressing.

About three big handfuls of spinach, green grapes, onions, 6oz of chicken and my wife made a greek yogurt dressing with that ranch seasoning from Costco.

I eat it in two sittings 2 hours apart unless I did legs or back the day before then its all at once.

Oh, ground pepper and sriracha for taste

500 CALORIES, THE FUCK?!

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>The noodles increase people's risk of metabolic changes linked to heart disease and stroke, researchers found

most recent study. no cancer to be found. fuck off with your wives' tales

air and water.

But its bulking season

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I forgot what it was like to be single and living alone

Your mom's pussy

whats the problem?

Is it green?

mines blood red

Then everything is fine...

The fuck you think this is? Instagram, bitch? OP instafaggot

That's too many calories for one meal. No more than 400 at the most.

I will have math homework and chips for lunch

its a bag of powder, so you recommend dividing by 5 instead of 4? I usually consume that 500 with 750ml of water in about 30 minutes.

How much does it cost? Do you find it filling, or are you hungry again after half an hour?

>powder
Well, I didn't know that. I wonder if I could snort it and still get the nutritional value.

Unless you don't fully snort it, and it comes back out the way it went in, where do you think it ends up?

its $2 per 500 calories, so just substitute every meal with that figure. Its extremely filling and my food cravings follow typical hunger patters.

In my bum.
>only got about 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm not fully functioning

i think you have to snort a mix of 1/3 soylent, 1/3 coke and 1/3 meth to get 100% nutrition

Oh just some sweet stuff

now this nigga knows whats up

I'm gonna have rape for dinner

Skimmed milk? What's wrong with you?

is it better for you than eating veggies and stuff more? like nutritionally do you get the same type of benefit? I've researched it in the past and watched some vice stuff on it a while back

>ive even watched soylent green lol

i would like a nice glass of refreshing crispy beer.

I love sophisticated meals too

kek

in theory, its more controlled rather than better. If you enjoy cooking and can manage to both afford and able to choose healthy ingredients, just eat real food. If you cant cook and eat shit, then you are better with soylent.

Fuck i was late to this.

Just like mama used to make.

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>No meat
>No veg
>Ginger ale

Fuckin pleb

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I know, i've moved onto whole milk now :D

Slice is Ameritard for cheese

Its not actually cheese.

Thank you capt. Obvious

>no link to cancer found
>reference a link found to something even more likely to kill you

(^: wew lad

Car crashes are the n1 cause of death for young people but we still drive.