A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
Greg Giraldo is here. He has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl and the eye of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!
Anthony Wood
>he did you made me think he had died
Michael Lopez
As you can see, he has wavy hair. Its waving goodbye on account of he's going bald!
Jeremiah Myers
He may as well be dead.
I enjoyed his last golf stream though. I tweeted him three times during the stream and he read each tweet, even made one of the other guys read it out loud.
Luis James
Now there are times when Bob has something on his mind - when he wears a hat!
Gabriel Bell
samberg pulled this same anti-roast shit and people loved it because it was so base. no one gave a shit about norms.
