Go in sister's bedroom

>go in sister's bedroom
>see this
>wat do

take them to my room and hide them until I get a boner

turn 360° and walk away

I don't have a sister...

Stick a potato inside each, and then wait a few days until tubers start growing out of them. lol

Ask her why she has my stuff

You Fucking mong, you'd walk straight into her. Sure is summer in here.

faggot

Yes you do but you're embarassed cuz she's fucking Tyrone, cucky.

>being this new

seriously, how long would it actually take you to get a boner if you saw that? because I'd be measuring myself in nanoseconds

fuck trump

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You fucking retard

strange choice given what's right in front of you but hey, different strokes for different folks

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>get the gasmask and rubber gloves
>get my gun
>try to understand what exactly are these things and if they are alive
>if nothing bad happens, fuck

Call a amberlamps.

Get the fuck out of silent hill

i rather fuck trump then this

>trump
>then this

specifically in that order?

oh wait. you're stupid. I get it now.

no i rather fuck you then trump and then this

blast it with piss

Turn 180° and moonwalk away

Ask for head

You win this thread.

If you wanna do the moonwalk after doing a 180° turn, you are entering the room backwards

I'm already in the room fuck nut

then youd moonwalk further into the room...

Masturbate

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you basically had be at "this"

try to escape from silent hill