Gays on TV

Is there a show or movie out there where gays aren't annoying or stereotypical as hell?

Honest question, I ask this as a gay guy

>Glee
>American Horror Story
>Rent
>Not Another Gay Movie
>Kinsey

What is it feel like to have your butt hole penetrated?

Always been curious

Captain Singh on The Flash CW

Pretty good tbqh senpai. Liking the feeling doesn't make you gay either.

Like a big piece of shit going in the wrong way

oz

Desperate waifus had Bob and Lee. And Lee was best character.

Happy Endings

Brooklyn 99

OP here, I forgot that Dafoe was pretty based in Boondock Saints. He even called his twinky boi a fag.

Six Feet Under, familia

Does sleeping with a ladyboy make you gay? After all they class themselves as women

I touched the dick by accident but never allowed "her" to go near my ass. I was tempted to give it a suck though

The Wire

If you have a dick, and they have a dick, and you want to play with that dick, you might be gay.

I'm not a huge fan of anal, but that doesn't make me any less of a homo.

>omar from the wire

>hernando and lito from sense8

sense8 is kind of bad, though, so i feel bad for mentioning it

imagine taking a shit but time suddenly reverses

Omar from The Wire.

Willem Dafore in Boondock Saints.

That's about it. I would've added Captain Flint from Black Sails, but the reveal makes him stereotypical as fuck.

How you view yourself is ultimately what determines how you label your sexuality. If you believe a ladyboy is a woman and consider yourself straight because of that, then you're straight.

You do sound like you have at least a little bit of a phallic fascination though. Have you considered that you might be bi?

>Omar from The Wire
>pretty good character
>look up to see if he's hot
>he's black
>fucking dropped.

Doom Generation

Or really any non mainstream crap meant to appeal to normies

>being surprised about a character from the wire being black

are you stupid or something?

Joni and Calamity Jane from Deadwood

him and johnny cakes

Gus from Breaking Bad.

Think about it.

OMAR'S COMIN'

You don't need to think about it. But yeah.

Also Kaworu from NeoGen

Watch out that you don't cut yourself on the ladyboi's EDGE.

I love the gays on Grace and Frankie.

Sol and Robert are great.

No one is mentioning Mission Hill?

They planned to make Kaworu fujoshibait and appealing underage jailbait on purpose.

The Wire

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What if there are tons of gay characters on TV, but we have no idea because they're not mincing faggots who are always talking about how GAAAAYYYY they are?

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Oz

Just assume that when a characters sexuality is never mentioned, that they are gay.

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Bacca from Spartacus.
Actually, all the gays from Spartacus.
Except Agron. He was kinda whiny

luke skywalker

Oz has a good variety of gays. They have the camp gays, straight gays, tough gays, psycho gays, gays who do it for love, gays who do it for sex, gays who do it for power. Prison is gay.

Oz doesn't count as gay, none of them would be gay if they weren't in prison. Fucking a man because you're locked up with nothing but men and not allowed to see women doesn't make you gay.

wtf
He had a crush on Leia, its obvious... pff...

>except that one time where he got a hard on for his sister

>gays
>aren't annoying or stereotypical as hell
So you don't want it to be like real life?

Every fucking show I come across goes very much out of their way to make the gay character super patriotic, goodhearted, monogamous and manly without a lisp. Don't know what you're watching OP, but they never accurately portray them because they want so bad to normalize homosexuality to the general public.

Have you ever had a huge, incredibly satisfying shit that gives you the shit shivers and makes your body tense up involuntarily like a kind of bodygasm? Like that. Prostate orgasms are where it's at, though. Normal orgasms don't come anywhere near. You feel them all over your body and they're so intense you can't walk for a while afterwards.

see

I love giving head but anal just feels really weird/not pleasurable at all, though I've only tried it twice.

hes a fucking faggot

I've got a friend who claims he "accidentally" fucked a trap up the arse. He met him in a club, says he was too drunk to notice and that he only pulled his pants down just below his arse and told him only his arse.

That's got to rate pretty high up on the list of most transparent lies I've ever heard.

I mean for fuck sake, if you're gonna fuck a trap then fuck a trap but at least own it, man.

Actually that was a very smart thing for Mark to say.
If he had of said no, the SJWs would have bitched about it. If he had of said yes, the SW fanboys would have whined.
By saying he's whatever you want him to be, he shifts the heat off of himself.

Poops only feel good because you are getting stuff out of your anus, not because you are putting stuff in there
at least for most guys

peep show

Hang on, Deadwood made Calamity Jane a dyke?

>you can't walk for a while afterwards
is that really because of the orgasm or because someone's been fucking you in the ass hard?

Looking on hbo

yes

it's the one thing my Lutheran mom hated about the show and she complained about it constantly

>Poops only feel good because you are getting stuff out of your anus

Bowels*

Anal feels barely similar to shitting

>Brooklyn 99

There were rumors historically that she was. She DID actually live in a whore house for a while. It's not really a stretch. She was still in love with Wild Bill in the show, though. Holy shit, how have you not watched the show??

>Bowels*
semantics

>Anal feels barely similar to shitting
then why compare anal sex to taking a huge dump

You're a faggot dude. Why is this so hard to admit?

It's the orgasm. It's so intense it completely fucks your body. You get the same thing through manual prostate stimulation.

Oz. Beecher and Keller had a legit honest realistic relationship atleast until the later seasons when they went crazy and jumped the shark. amazing acting from Tergesen and Meloni.

>Holy shit, how have you not watched the show??
No. It's one of those things where I'm fucked either way; either I expect too much and it doesn't end up living up to the hype, or I love it and have to deal with the fact that it was cancelled early. I want to watch it, but I'm scared of the feels.

This. Jesus christ I implore any man to go and have a prostate massage

You haven't had an orgasm until you've had a prostate orgasm

Little Miss Sunshine. I liked the gay uncle's story arc in it.

>Is there a gay out there that isn't annoying or stereotypical as hell?

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This. No one wants to deal with stupid "controversies" especially with certain fans, so that was wise of him to not side with anyone.

He's not gay if anything he's bisxual because he's into the dark haired girl that's in tune with the normies.

Boondock saints

Mission Hill, The Wire, SVU, haven't seen it but I hear The Shield

Was getting a massage in Thailand and paid for "extras". Didn't realise until the fingers were up my arse exactly what this meant. I protested at first but once she got going I went from, "What the fuck? This doesn't feel right," to "... What the fuck is that?" to "HOLY FUCK DON'T STOP!" in a matter of minutes. The orgasm was so intense I had to smoke a cigarette before I got up. Needless to say I was back there getting finger banged like a total faggot every day until I came home.

I'd feel shame for this if it didn't feel so fucking fantastic.

>haven't seen it but I hear The Shield
One of the cops is a closet gay but it never becomes a huge storyline

Try a dick you faggot

Maybe. The whole experience did make me see the point of traps, but I find the idea of being with a guy repulsive and the only convincing traps are escorts and likely have HIV.

Happy endings if you want some painfully contrived reminder every 2 minutes that the gay guy is 'JUST A DUDE WHO LIKE DUDS LOL'.