MY SISTER JUST TOLD ME I WAS CIRCUMCISED AS A BABY, I NEVER FUCKING REALIZED IT UNTIL NOW...

MY SISTER JUST TOLD ME I WAS CIRCUMCISED AS A BABY, I NEVER FUCKING REALIZED IT UNTIL NOW, AND NO I'M NOT SHITPOSTING I AM BEING 100% TRUTHFUL. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO BROS?

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leaf the house

unbeleafable

uncut masterrace

It is okay, leaves grow back.

How the fuck did you not notice?

You never realized it? What, have you never seen an uncut dick before? Have you even watched porn?

I'm glad im not circumsized. It's so easy to just grab my dick and start pumping, I can't imagine having to use lube every time I want to fap

highly underrated post

Welcome to the club, buddy

No is not, the joke is not funny, you have a shit taste of humour

You don't have to use lube

Where the shit did this meme come from, and why has it lasted for so long?

I think I might be gay

I NEVER FUCKING LOOKED AT THE DIFFERENCES AND THOUGHT ONLY JEWISH PEOPLE GET THEM. TURNS OUT MY FUCKING MOM PRETENDED TO BE JEWISH TO GET MINE CUT WHEN I WAS A BABY

Your TV series and ads you can find on porn sites.

Don't worry, at least you've had sex, right?

O-of course

You get a new one at foregen.org

that's a long benis

is your sister younger or older than you?

>Lee vs Lee

What the fuck? Are you underage or something?

why traps have a dick bigger than hetero

>new world protestants
not even once
thank God I'm catholic

I'm 21

That is the most aesthetic penis I have seen
Would suck/10

It's never been a problem to you until now, huh? Then it means that it is not actually a big deal. Man up, cunt.

Are you Québécois or a disgusting anglo?

My family is fucking Catholic and I still got circumcised. Fucking protestants pushed it into mainstream American culture.

prove it

>cut babies foreskins for collagen
>use said collagen to produce lube that cut people need in order to masturbate
(((they))) played the US like a damn fiddle

I'm so sorry

pls be my gf

>chr*stians

yeah,(((protestants)))

Wait 7-15 years.
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I mean the sex will feel better with an uncut dick. My brother had his circumcized as adult and now he is complaining about the feel during sex.

this is a true underrated post

subhuman desu

Kill your parents for violating your NAP.

I'm circuncised too. I had to push the skin of my bennis but it was not quite enough so they circuncised to not have problems in the future specially in sex.

Guess fucking what...

It's truly sad, just remember dont do that to your kids, don't fall for the Jewish tricks

Well ofc, because his brain is wired to feel foreskin. cut cocks get wired to feel sensitive without it; that's why this is done early in life when the brain is still developing

Boi, you are one of a kind shitposter

evil

>they circuncised to not have problems in the future specially in sex
You got Jewed, son.

>my mom
>my sister
Where is you dad, OP?

Your body belongs to the jews now. They decide how your body is used.

i kind of get mad every time an American talks badly about Protestants, but then i remember that they are talking about fellow Americans.

>tfw cut because of "medical reasons"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me too
iktf

In many cases men without a foreskin have to use lubricant, but it's not ubiquitous.

You still need lube with foreskin. Unless you don't wash your dick

I never have to use lubrication and I deathgrip every time ~4-5 times a day

assuming you didn't get a botched job and can jerk off without lube, it doesn't matter. Sex feels amazing regardless

IIRC there were some studies that showed that performing it in infancy can actually do serious neurological damage because it's often done without adequate anesthesia.

I'm uncircumcised since I was born in Britain, but my dick gets bullied for it.

Doesn't help that it's a little on the short side.

Once and for ALL: women prefer circumcised.

>uncut
>sex doesn't even feel good
Death grip ruined my cock.

>German humour

moi je suis intacte

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

how the fuck did you not know if you were circumcised or not, did you ever fucking look at your own dick?

I don't find your family problematic

underrated

(((protestants)))

overrated post desu

Protestants don't do such thi.... Oh wait, we're talking about american protestants.