If it weren't for planes we would be off this planet

If it weren't for planes we would be off this planet.

Okay, I'll bite, why?

Some places are better than space kid.

I like my airplane models.

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Off where? Where else has the air and environment that we enjoy? Where else can we find dank memes? Planet earth is best space.

They are beautiful, brother

well.. technically speaking, planes are actually taking us off the planet. So without planes, we would be stuck on the planet. Let me guess.. You voted for Trump?

Thank you. These are my Hogan Wings 747's, 777', A319's, A321's, A320's, and 787's.

I'll take 'why you're still a virgin' for $500.

Gemini?

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Hogan Wings.

Implying shillary would spend money on space

you must live near equator.. that, or your planes are defying gravity.

The Monarch A320 is from Gemini Jets, the 747 is from Herpa.

How do you propose we get off the planet without an understanding of aeronautics?

nah - i was just implying trump voters couldnt tell that if they are in a plane above earth they are not on the planet

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I don't have a wife if that's what you're implying dickweed.

Looks nice and warm.

Nice man, what scale are they?

Everything there is 1:200, except the 747 with the red stripe, that is 1:500.