This is your new house pet

this is your new house pet

how do you use him?

WELL?

As an early Christmas tree ornament from my old oak tree.

Make him clean the entire apartment and he'd better be 21+ because I'd want him to venture into the filthy outside world to pick up more beer.

he's 19

He's my new chef

Send him outside

Shut the door

Phone the police about the strange man outside

pussy

this

plant some cotton in the backyard
nigger needs to get to work

make him pick cotton

Target practice

he's latino not black

then he better get south of the border real fuckin soon

he's not mexican

hes a faggot and a mexican doesn't get much worse than this

he's cuban. cubans are like white basically

except his skin looks like shit not white

This animal is obviously in immense psychological pain... euthanization is the only humane option.

I'd put him to work selling that faggot ass. I'd make him a bed in the closet to sleep on and buy microwavable dinners for him. He better bring me $1000 a night or I'll squirt lighter fluid on him and set him on fire

what if he's straight and doesnt want to have sex with men

Lighter fluid guy I'd totally going to negotiate that shit.

it's good to be flexible

Well I already have a boyfriend so this nigger is gonna get a job and live in the basement. Walk my dogs and buy me shit

he could service both of you

...

He can watch like the dogs do

sounds creepy

I never know they're there until we both finish and its just a weird stare down till they leave.