this is your new house pet
how do you use him?
this is your new house pet
how do you use him?
WELL?
As an early Christmas tree ornament from my old oak tree.
Make him clean the entire apartment and he'd better be 21+ because I'd want him to venture into the filthy outside world to pick up more beer.
he's 19
He's my new chef
Send him outside
Shut the door
Phone the police about the strange man outside
pussy
this
plant some cotton in the backyard
nigger needs to get to work
make him pick cotton
Target practice
he's latino not black
then he better get south of the border real fuckin soon
he's not mexican
hes a faggot and a mexican doesn't get much worse than this
he's cuban. cubans are like white basically
except his skin looks like shit not white
This animal is obviously in immense psychological pain... euthanization is the only humane option.
I'd put him to work selling that faggot ass. I'd make him a bed in the closet to sleep on and buy microwavable dinners for him. He better bring me $1000 a night or I'll squirt lighter fluid on him and set him on fire
what if he's straight and doesnt want to have sex with men
Lighter fluid guy I'd totally going to negotiate that shit.
it's good to be flexible
Well I already have a boyfriend so this nigger is gonna get a job and live in the basement. Walk my dogs and buy me shit
he could service both of you
...
He can watch like the dogs do
sounds creepy
I never know they're there until we both finish and its just a weird stare down till they leave.