>walks up to you
>grabs your dick
>"wow, you're a big boy aren't you."
>wat do?
Walks up to you
4u
Put prodigy on smack my bitch up, fuck her raw
probably sneeze right in her face cuz I'm edgy
Y-you too
that's my phone
Did you just misgender me?!
turn 180ยบ and moonwalk away
Hate rape
...
Time for some Hatefucking.
Also, check them!
Holy shit, you must have tiny hands if that feels big to you.
Rip the juicy fart that's been hanging on the edge of my asshole all day right in her face.
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I'd throw her down, rip her clothes off, and slam my cock up her asshole and fuck her relentlessly until I blow my load in her ass. I wouldn't be gentle, and I wouldn't care about her needs. I'd treat her like the whore she is.
>get down on knees
>beg to be forgiven for my straight white maleness
>eat her out
>get pegged
>such a good boy she lets me cum
funnily enough I though about this earlier this evening.
Start a webseries about misandry in western culture
Grab her by the hair
Yank her head to my crotch
"Big enough to make you gag on it bitch"
Wake up.
Assume she has a AIDS or is absolutely fucking crazy.
Either way: ignore her
...
Shit in my pants.
Break her fucking jaw
>facefuck
>cum up her nose
>immediately cry rape
>sue for giant fat stacks
>profit
this
grab her balls
get her arrested for rape and laugh at the land whale shitstorm
Me: "RAPE, RAPE, RAPE"
>fem.jpg
>run be4 she cuts it off
She's definitely super Domme. I would love for her to lecture me about my inferior penis
Roundhouse to the jaw!
I'd sue her for sexual assault. It would be priceless and would ruin her.
When it comes to godess tier women, I prefer watching them getting hard fucked by a sex machine, to be honest.
It's not that I'm a bad lover, but I'm average (like most people), and I feel like it would be a waste if I fucked her myself.
I rather watch so I can appreciate every detail of her body... every moan, every lip bite, every time her toes curl...
It's not being a "cuck", it's being humble enough to know your place and get the most out of it.
She is a disgusting, SJW, hard-line feminist. You need to give her the dick, not a dildo.
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Dude I think you might have mental retardation
mostly vomit
This one can also be for you
>scream rape
>cause a scene
>pepper spray her mercilessly
>proceed to be pinned down by randoms
>get arrested
>charged fine for wasting police time
Call Chuck Norris
Hold low kick for 5 seconds...
Roll with it and await the claims of rape later
hatefuck so hard she gains extra forhead wrinkles
Ask how much costs for B/J
>turn around
>see this
What do?
>She will never be my mommy and gently tease my little dickie
feels fucking bad
politely ask if I can kiss her
Ask if she's ok cause she looks like she's stroking out.
lmao!! is what I thought
I would fuck her raw then keep dating her until one day we marry and hve 3 cute sandnigger-white babieS. Then be happy.
Kiss her, she's pretty as fuck
I want Anita to take my virginity. I have stored up 31 years of virgin power and have not fagged at all this year. Seeing pictures like this makes me hard as hell and leaking pre-cum already
Fuck the feminism outta her
ALEX JONES IS DANCING WITH NAKED CHICKS AGAIN!
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