>be me
>girlfriend wants me to finger her
>I finger her in a public place
>we get yelled at, almost kicked out
>she wants me to finger her in the back seat of her moms car while her mom drives
>spaghetti.jpg
>her mom questions why the windows are fogging up
>kek.jpg
>skip ahead a few months
>I buy her a promise ring that's $150, and $200 worth of shit from hot topic, and countless other things
>we break up shortly after
cont?
also, share your crazy ex stories along with me
Bump
bamp
bump
post moar faggot
>hot topic
fuck off faggot
checked
No OP
teach me how to green text, i have tons of crazy ex's
>teach me how to greentext
again, fuck off faggot
goin for second dubs
Share FB pic of her, wanna see what the freak looks like.
>cont?
>hot topic
>le obsessed gf may may xD
kill yourself
CHECKED
i just said I'm NOT OP
hot topic didnt even exist where I live till this year
sick dub
> have no gf for 7 years
> meet girl at valentines day
> take her home but don't push luck
> no sexy just hanging out for 4 days
> she asks if i'll take a shower with her
> fuckyes.jpg
> boned it that night
> relationship develops
> she moves into my house
> goes to jail for DUI she got awhile back
> alcholic.jpg
tons more... cont?
continue
not saying you are OP, just saying you're a fucking newfag
possible third dubs?
did you fuck in the shower or did you just shower together
>promise ring
>$150
>hot topic
That's 3 strikes, kid.
OP here,
>I ended up spending over $1,000 on her
>her response is thank you
>she goes around telling everyone she thinks that i'm gonna kill her
>she says i'm too clingy for wanting to spend the little time we have together alone without her friends there once
>she goes with someone else 2 days after our breakup
>people think i'm a crazy psychopathic boyfriend whos uber clingy
>her current boyfriend is completely unaware of this situation
should I warn him, and would you want me to go into more detail, with what happened exactly with her parents and the such?
fucking let it go brosef
>possible third dubs?
kmaf,
fuck off.
Aha yes! Warn him, and post results!
continue
Last question: did you know? Was there ever any chance?
Spent fucking 1k on a promise ring?
You moron, did you already get it back?
How do you not see by trying to "warn him", you are being a clingy psychotic boyfriend?
Alright, I'll jump in
>be me
>be dating girl for almost 2 years
>have 2 guy friends that want to go camping with girls they just met from north michigan
>girlfriend and I go with them
>fast forward 2 days
Cont?
fuck off
wanting the other guy to continue his story, seems much more interesting
Never warned him. Never talked to him.
The ring was $150, I spent on total on this girl $1000.
thats really fucking gay you care that much
ah, yes, continue.
much later she told me that was a ploy to see how big my tool was. we had been sleeping next to eachother but that night she rode me in the bed.
also, no, I did not get the ring back. I don't want to communicate with her anymore.
You are indeed clingy af
Move on you fucktard, why do you care, you are stupid for spending so much on someone that is not even your wife.
Fucking beta cuck
KEEP GOING YOU SCRUB.
You're skimming through her pics right now aren't you? Post them, faggot.
Not understanding how i'm clingy, although everything else you say I agree with. I'm here for entertainment only. stop being cancer.
>>be me
years
>>met girl at school
>>chatting at bus stop
>>get on bus, finger her in back seat on way home
>>she's super into it at first
>>she starts crying and later claims it wasn't consensual
>>I'm not allowed to ride the late bus with middle school kids after that
>>death threats
>>family has to move
Bitches man, bitches...
Get the fuck over it man, hoes will be hoes, got a pic of her?
nope, all pictures deleted...you've got to move on eventually. This all happened a week ago, FYI.
Unfortunately I do not. I've deleted them all, and even if I did, I would not share them.
17 years old and on a middle school bus?
wut...
...
> pay for an attorney
> if i paid her bail she would have only been released to a residential center and not to me
> court says she can carry a portable breathalizer
> fucking thing sends you a text and you have 10 mins to blow and get your picture taken doing it
> $330 per month for 2 months
> she does good not a drop of booze
> goes to next PO check
> "Hey when did your BF have a breathalizer put in his truck that you hid in the bushes across the street?"
> Jailfor3months.png
> she still dosen't know i cheated on her that time
> visit her 2x per week
more coming
Cont.
>went camping
>2 separate tents. one for gf and I, one for the 4 of them.
backstory, guy #1 was from there and he knew girl #1 from young age. he set up guy #2 up with her best friend. everyone is 18~20.
>raining like muthafucking cats and dogs and their tent is getting wet.
>comeonover.mov
>had some beer and jack so we start drinking
>play truth or dare
>gf asks both girls if the found me attractive
>girl 1 says yes
>girl 2 not so much
This is a long ass story but i promise its worth it
this is Sup Forums, not a place for you to always believe me. This is a story I wanted to share, you fucking cuck
Listen man, I can tell you cared for her alot but you just gotta do something to get your mind off of her, hate to say it but the bitch was a gold digger, move on my friend its not the end -user
Let me rephrase it again, so you dont think I am being an ass on the topic.
Fuck it, move on. With that amount of money do something for yourself and chicks will surround you. (easier to attract flies with honey)
Tell everyone that's the way you like to treat your gfs, and that the money is not problem, you have a lot of it.
Forget about her, don't take it personal, she changed you because you are not bf material, become better bf material.
Be in a neutral relationship with her, never open the remember book. She dumped your ass once, she will do it again.
Find another one, treat her equal. If shes the one, she will hang out with you no matter how clingy you are.
>long story short
> both other guys fuck my gf at least 6times.
> don't get to touch other girls or my gf
> only get to clean off other guys as they finish with my gf
> damn that was a good night
Kek... Go on
I don't intend on going back with her in anyway shape or form. Perhaps the age would change your opinion on this, because this is the first person I ever truly loved as much as I did as her. I'm not sure if that changes anything about it, though. I understand how you say I wasn't bf material because I was way too leanent in the relationship. I should have cut it off when she told me to rip up our one year anniversary book. I got her the promise ring specifically because she said she was growing feelings for someone else and felt bad, and felt as though I would leave her. She proposed the idea of a promise ring. Not me.
>cont?
no thanks, child.
Why the fuck would you spend that type of money on a girlfriend?
cont.
>girl 1 is a dog but is nice to know that someone thinks this betafag is alright.
>I seem to be the only one drinking, finally start to get a buzz
>truth or dare goes on but I drop out to go to the bathroom
>be on the way back and see girl #1 on her way towards the bathroom with a flashlight
>wellhi.jpg
>she asks me to wait for her to get out, doesn't like the dark.
>ok sure, walk back
>before she goes in she grabs me by the dick and says nice and smiles
Cont?
To be honest,
I'm not quite sure. It is because I am incredibly stupid.
sure
> total relationship was 2.5 years
> shit started going bad around new years '15
> did some meth with her friend Jan 1
> mistake.gif
> by 4-20 i'd had enough to reach the breaking point
> me brewing beer as i like to do late one night
> bitch gets out of bed, slams door to kitchen
> go into bedroom and hover over her
> she pulls her legs up and kicks me into the double mirror closet doors shattering them
> drunkenFuryRage.jpg
> all out war ensues
> she beat me in the head with a PS2
> smashed a wireless keyboard over hers
> she runs to neighbors to call cops
> leave in ambulance and goto jail
> fucking happens again 4 months later
Hurt your feelings?
Also, to add more onto this, this relationship lasted 15 months. We met on Skype.
nope, you're being petty.
Nah its not because your stupid, after reading your other reply's ive realized you had a lot of feelings for her. it will pass with time
>three weeks ago
>gf tells me that :
1. doesn't feel love tingles anymore
2. would be better off as friends
3. my views on social issues differ too much from her
4. I ask her too much if she's angry when she seems upset
5. not compatible sexually, she blocks herself when I'm around
>we break up
>now she says she said that, but wasn't thinking it really
>I refuse her desire to get back together
>now she thinks somehow I'm the one who left her
>now I'm the asshole
Now whose the cuck?
Sorry wasn't me. She needed me to wash her because she couldn't reach certain areas, and she didn't want to smell before we made the love.
>>now I'm the asshole
Nope. I would do the same in your situation.
>>now she says she said that, but wasn't thinking it
Yeah, I know itll pass and get better with time. It's just someting I wouldn't expect her to do, if you understand. Hell, I went out of my way to get a job for her and I to pay for all this with my own money. Perhaps that's why it bothers me, because I went out of my way for this girl for me to be shit on as she did with me, and spread rumors that are completely bullshit.
Story time fuckers
>be me
>19
>just starting off college at UM
>From Indiana so I know nobody
>sophmore undergrad in anthro class
>9/10
>people avoided her like plague
>"where's your dorm user"
>"uhhhhh I live in an apartment on bleecher
>Pick me up at the user sorority at 7
>Fucking stoked
>go to zingermans
>18_bucksforasandwich.jpeg
>go back to my apartment
>roommates shake their head at me
>we go to fuck
>warts all over her vag
>kick her out
>have to sanitize entire room
>bitch accuses me of rape
>I tell anthro prof story
>he laughs
>user you're the 5th one this has happened to
>bitch tries to get money by accusing people of rape
>I call her out
>she tells everyone she gave me her nasty ass herpes
>mfw no pussy ever since
>promise ring
>wtf.jpg
>dont say anything
>walk back in silence with her
>still raining like a motherfucker
>guy two and girl two are cuddling and grab assing in the corner while guy one and gf talk
>gf says shes ready for bed so everyone leaves
>me not wanting to say anything to gf says ok and gets ready for bed
fast forward an hour (12:30 A.M.)
>cant fall asleep but gf is passed out cold
>rain drop keeps dripping on me
>hear moaning from tent #2
>motherfucker, no sleep for me
>guy 2 and girl 2 going at it like goddamn rabbits
>moaning from girl #1 starts
>oh its a game now? great
>know that guy #1 cant be that good because #1 is screaming, in the middle of the camp ground, on the fourth of july.
>nope, she was just that loud
>the 4 of them bang for like 3 hours, gf sleeps right through it
>leaving that morning at 6 so she can be to work
>leave before the other 4 wake up and never talk to gf about weiner grab
ffw two weeks later, guy #1 stops talking to girl #1. she adds me on fb and starts texting me
Moar?
Yep
moar!
I got one
>Be me
>17 year old little uptown shit
>Buddy asks if I wanna come over smoke some pot and play some vidya at his cousins house
>Smoke pot and play vidya
>Cousin is 19 year old 5'1 petite blonde milf
>muh dick
>Buddy explains later that night that nig nog baby dad whooped her shit sideways last new years
>In jail now
>Kid DCFS'd, see ya bub
>Get high and go to bed that night
>Wake up the next day, go back to my apartment
>Playin' some more vidya with other homies
>Buddy comes up with his cousin
>She immediately sits next to me
>"Are you um... Coming back over tonight?"
>fcukyeah.jpg
>"Well we should get drunk then! When are you coming back over? Like, right now?"
cont?
cont
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>girl talks to me everyday
>gf doesn't think of anything about it
>working for a concession company for the summer so I leave for a week
>I'm in a hotel with guy #2
>girl #1 messaging me constantly
>gf falls off the face of the earth but know shes working for real cus its 14hr days
>girl #1 sends me this on sc while im working
>oh damn, well, those were a lot nicer than I thought
>guy #2 sees and doesnt say anything, best friend from high school so know he wont tell gf
>know its shitty but feels nice to be talked to
>talk the rest of the week but no more boobs
>she asks me when the next time we were coming up camping
>guy #2 is now dating girl #2 so I say not sure
>girl #1 begs me to come up
>told her gf only has 2 weeks of work then shes done for summer, we can come up then
>girl 1 begs me to come up with guy 2 when he goes up right after fair
>ok fine
go up north without gf and it all goes down hill from there
>>I buy her a promise ring that's $150, and $200 worth of shit from hot topic, and countless other things
>>we break up shortly after
>Head over to her house with a couple buddies
>Gallon of vodka
>10/10 See ya, bub
>Play some vidya
>milf asks if I wanna go into the kitchen
>We do
>Start getting drunk as shit
>WAY too drunk
>Leads me into her room
>We lay in her bed just kissing and rubbing each other
>Stops
>"Aw man...I really wanna fuck you, user. It's just I don't like doing that with people I'm not dating"
>"We're dating"
>We proceed to have the greatest sex I've ever endured in my 22 years of existence
>She blows me while doing this weird thing with my gouch
>Discover I might be bi
>Continue to skull fuck this tiny woman into obliteration
>Cum of a 1000 suns
>Fall asleep immediately
Cont.
Starts getting juicy here
>Cousin is 19 year old 5'1 petite blonde milf
that's not what milf means you fucking tard
>implying she has to be older then 19 to be a milf.
You do what what milf stand for dontcha?
Im guessing you must be pretty attractive if she really wanted you back over eh? Ive never had a chick want me back over at their place so badly. Then again you two were drunk when oit went down.
Also you say 17 then 22, make up your damn mind man.
> dating new GF
> kinda nerdy, but I loved her
> then I started to notice more of her quirks
> she was overly fucking nosey
> she looked at my email, my facebook, my internet history, my texts, and my fucking taxes
> then the day arrived when she found the combination to my safe and discovered I owned guns
> I come home and my safe is wide open and guns gone
> I call my GF and then she confesses she took them because she couldn't trust me with them
> she was going to destroy them
> DEFCON 1 shit has hit the fan
> i call her parents to talk some sense into her
> they tell me she is at there house with my guns
> her parents house is 30 mins away, i got there in 10, don't ask me how
> dad totally understands and gives me back my own firearms without any reserves about it
> her own dad confesses that her daughter is a fucking loon
> we break up, but she duplicated my old house key and then stole a bunch of my stuff after she moved out
> had to distance myself
> get a new job, in a new city, get a new house, new address, new phone number
> leave that bitch in the past
> fast forward 4 months later
> it's 11pm at nigh, just got to bed
> *ring ring ring*
> look at number, it's my ex
> how did she get my new number?
> answer "The fuck you want?
> GF is hysterical and babbling
> GF: "user someone is trying to break into my house! Please help me!"
> "THEN CALL THE FUCKING COPS YOU DUMB BITCH NOT ME!"
> hang up phone and block number
It wasn't until a week after I hung up on her that her brother(whom I am actually a good friend of) told me of a very insidious plot she had planned as an act of revenge on me. Basically she wanted me to come over to her house with a gun, and before i would arrive the cops would be there to arrest me because she would then call the police while i was in route and file a false report that I was her crazy ex trying to kill her. But because I didn't show I dodged a serious bullet.
17 then, 22 now
someone continue!
I'm 22 now, this just happened when I was 17. I still haven't had sex like that. But, anyways.
>Wake up the next day
>Feeling gud
>I chill around her house for the day, all my buddies left that night except her cousin
>Decide that the best thing to do is get drunk and play vidya again
>Do that
>Later into the night things start getting freaky again with her
>Go into her room
>We lay there for a moment
>"Y'know... you should start paying rent here"
>goodone.gif
>Proceed to fuck her then go to bed
>Next day
>We go to the grocery store, STILL won't let up about paying rent when I met her two days ago
>Have her drop me off at my place
>Leave my fucking phone in her car
>Go back over there later that day
>Ask for my phone back
>Hands it over without saying a word
>That obvious cold stare girls do
>"What's up?"
>"Oh, nothing! Just why don't you get out of here for a few and talk to your other girls!"
>Whtthafug
>Open my phone, every fucking messenger and app is open, even ones like calculator and stocks
>Messenger tabs open with all my ex girlfriends
>All them saying to basically fuck off
>Even girls from middle school
>Realize this level of wildness I've wandered into
>fuqit
>Fuck her for another weeks worth
I had detention that day.
>Laying in bed one night with her
>Check her dresser, her boy friend had a quarter of some dank stashed over
>420
>She brings up the rent situation again
>"Yeah, look, I'm not gonna do that, I've known you for a week and I already have my own place..."
>Gets furious
>Literally fucking pissed
>She starts throwing a temper tantrum
>Literally breaking everything in her path
>No idea what to fucking do
>Someone starts banging on the front door
>Hope to christ it's the cops or her keeper
>"AYE BRI, I'M HOME BAYBAY"
>I'm half right
>Nig nog is home from jail
>Holy fuck this isn't good
>Immediately run out the back door
>Running as fast as I possibly can
>Run all the way to the city park
>Climb up tree
>Gonna banzai this dindu if he comes near
>Wait 20 minutes
>Mfw dude comes home to a trashed house, a delirious baby momma that's been getting fucked that past week, a kid in DCFS, and all his weed smoked and got away with all of it
Haven't talked to her to this day. 10/10 would do again tho.
you fingered a girl who was in middle school??
>Be me. 4 years ago.
>Very, VERY lonely.
>So lonely it hurt.
>Only friend moved out. Lives in Canada. Only calls me when she wants money.
>Feels bad man.
>Make okcupid profile.
>Answer over 9000 questions.
>Ignore it for six months.
>Get email from okcupid.
>Decide to take a chance.
>Possible waifu says hi.
>I reply. "I like your eyebrows"
>A budding relationship blooms.
>Start dating her.
>She wants to move in.
>Has a cat.
>Has two cats.
>Tells me that she is getting evicted.
>This is only after two weeks of dating.
>Give in. Let her move in.
>She has six cats.
>Don't care. Sex is great. Rose colored glasses engaged.
>First two months are great.
>Have to visit friend in Canada.
>GF is jealous. She says she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
>go to girl #2 house
>girl #1 sleeping in side bedroom off of girl #2's room
>girl #2 wants to get it on with her new boyfriend so she kicks me into room with girl #1
>well fuck, i guess ill just sleep on the floor?
>girl #1 wakes up
>annon! you're here
>yeah, didnt want to wake you up, hows it going?
>she has to work early so she has to go to bed
>go to fall asleep on the floor and ask for pillow
>she tells me that she only has one
>but we can share it
>mfw its a twin size bed, im 230 and shes 160
>okay
>slide up to her and spoon
>instaboner
>>>oh shit
>annon, whats that?
>play it off like i'm sleeping
>she turns around and kisses me and says goodnight
we fuck i'm a cheater now
>I put my hand around her wait and pull her hips into my pelvis (little fuckers, tip for you. it drives girls fucking crazy)
>she moans loudly
>I slide my hand along her waist and slightly up her shirt
moar?
>Over the next six months, she destroys my only friendship before moving on to destroy my life.
>I'm isolated.
>She spends my money behind my back.
>Can't pay bills.
>Get evicted from apartment I lived in for 10 years.
>We get a new apartment.
>She says "It'll be okay user."
>It isn't.
>She gets me a kitten.
>I forgive her.
>We go further in debt.
>I loose my car.
>We get evicted again.
>Live in hotels as senpai slowly loses her mind.
>Three years in, I loose my job.
>Go through severance, unemployment, 401k.
>No money left.
>She leaves me. Takes everything. Even my kitten.
>Why am I alive? Feels bad man.
>Go to homeless shelter.
>There a week before in temporary housing.
>Get therapy. Three months in, anxiety and depression gone.
>Feels good man. Find MGTOW. Feels very good man.
>Six months in, get into subsidised housing.
>Eight months in have job at walmart.
>Takes six months before I have money to buy a used car.
>Get better job in my industry making good money M-F.
>Love my job. Feel needed again.
>TFW you discover MGTOW.
>TFW bad dragon toys and fleshlights make better waifu.
>TFW in three months you will have you own apartment and be free again.
>Happy ending?
>No. Trump becomes president.
Fucking this. I'm married and I don't spend that much on my wife.
continue damnit
>I put my hand around her wait and pull her hips into my pelvis (little fuckers, tip for you. it drives girls fucking crazy)
With her ass or her front?
You climbed a tree to get away from a monkey?
spooning, she turned back around. sorry
Girls also love getting grabbed by the throats before you kiss them too. Unless she is a rape victim. Then you probably shouldn't.
>her current boyfriend is completely unaware of the situation
>her current boyfriend
>current boyfriend
kill yourself cuck
Kek. They're not rape victims till i let go of their throats
Hate to say it user but your fault for staying with someone with borderline. That's a red flag right there. Send her back to her dad or uncle that abused her as a kid and introduced the trauma that created the craziness.