Doing tarot readings for hands

Doing tarot readings for hands.

Post your hand, get a reading.

Asking a question or stating a problem is not required, but recommended.

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What can I do to be more happy?

For anyone curious, I use the Radiant Rider-Waite deck. I've been practicing tarot for roughly 10 years now.

>Past: Strength
>Present: Five of Cups, inverted
>Future: Ace of Coins, inverted

Feel free to Google each card on their own in your spare time, I'll just give the final meaning for now as I don't want to spend too much time on each reading.

You used to have great patience and forgiveness. You were tolerant and loving to all people and gave of your time freely. This led to great suffering and loss on your part, and you spend the majority of your time focusing on what you lost instead of what you had left. You have started to turn a corner and give up on what was lost, focusing instead on what you have left. This path will actually lead to misfortune and sorrow. You are not learning a lesson from your past, but attempting to forget it and move on. Until you have learned a lesson, the past will always haunt you. You must look back at your sorrow and find understanding in it -- know what you lost, and why you lost it, and how you can get it back. Do not turn away from your past, but embrace it.

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I guess they're always designed to be vague so they work for anyone. I'm not going into it but it's pretty spot on. Pretty spoopy.

Thanks for the bad news.

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Each person has their own opinion of the meaning and reason behind tarot. I could share my own beliefs in its power and where that power originates, but I feel that would rend the magic from the experience for others. So I just read the cards as they fall.

It wasn't bad news, by the way. It was just a recommendation. Tarot almost never tells you what will be with certainty, but only what will be if you continue on your path. It often offers alternatives paths if the one you're on is heading for ruin.

I guess ill do it

During the election, people said I was a racist..

How can I move on now that the world thinks I mean national socialism?

I wanna be millionaire. No joking.

Also, I would love to have as much sex as alpha jocks, but that's secondary all the same, the money is the most important.

>Past: The Sun
>Present: Page of Sword
>Future: Ace of Swords

The past is a card that I cannot readily interpret without knowing you better. The sun represents... basically what the sun has always represented in every culture since the beginning of time: happiness, warmth, success, positivity, and light. So your past was shiny and great -- probably naive and youthful, too. But that's the past, suggesting you're either in a dark place now, or a more mature one.

The present and future I can interpret without knowing anything about you. You are all talk and no action. You have great plans and what to do something amazing with your life, but every day you go to the same dead-end job and come back to the same empty house and sit on Sup Forums, wondering when your big break will come. You have no assertiveness and no impulse or inspiration. Contrary to a normal person, who would simply fall into a rut and slowly become depressed, you will instead be sparked into confusion and chaos. You will grow angry at the world for not reading your mind and you will lose focus on what matters. You will never turn your mind inwards to find the source of your problems, and instead remain confused and aggravated wondering why your dreams never manifest.

>Ayy lmao

Ayy lmao?

Idk just tell me pls

Forgot to mention, the page and ace were inverted

>Past: The Hanged Man, inverted
>Present: The Hierophant
>Future: Knight of Coins

You've finally gotten out of a sticky situation. You weren't certain what to do and every option felt wrong, but you've weaseled your way out without breaking anything. You're now sticking to the status quo. If you follow the rules and keep your head low, nothing will go wrong. This... actually works for you. Your efficiency at work and conservatism will lead to success and you will grow comfortable and acquainted with your new role.

Ooooh ooooh do mine do mine

Tarot has seen past your clever attempt at being silly and poking fun at the thread to the person behind this post.

>Past: The Chariot, inverted
>Present: Five of Wands
>Future: The Hermit

You've never felt in control of your life. Important decisions are always made by people with more power than you. You're just along for the ride, and the destination is never somewhere you want to be. Aggravated with this, you've started lashing out -- at both the system and at those near to you. You don't have focus for your anxiety and frustration so you take it out on everyone. You will find yourself with no friends and no love, however this will not be a negative thing. The Hermit was not inverted and lost in darkness, but still upright with his lantern lit. Once free of the influence of others, you will be able to see more clearly and understand what powers you actually possess and how you can use them to shape your own life. You will grow from the experience, albeit after separating and learning to find yourself.

Dude, like, what in the actual fuck?

Did you shoped off the fingerprints in your hand?

Yeah thats actually exactly whats going to happen if i dont get moving. Been realizing that the last week or so. This is good, gave me some motivation. Thanks tarot guy.

>Having dead end job

Fuck my life all the same. I feel you.

My hands are sweaty all the time )^:

You don't need tarot to be a millionaire. Anyone can do it. Put $187 into the S&P 500 or VTI or another market index every single paycheck. When you retire you'll have $1 million. calculatorsoup.com/calculators/financial/future-value-annuity-calculator.php

>Past: The Devil
>Present: Justice, inverted
>Future: The Emperor

That said, it sounds like your wishes aren't what they once were. You still may tell people you wish to be a millionaire or you wish to have tons of sex, but your desires have been moving away from the material and sexual addictions. A great injustice was dealt to you and it has caused you to rethink your life goals -- you are beginning to realize that the world operates under different rules than you once believed and you're just now mastering this new game. Once you've learned the rules of the world, you can start winning.

And that's the future I see for you: victory. You will master these rules and achieve whatever goal you set your mind to, but I don't believe you'll care so much about being a millionaire at that time.

Sure, why not.

Actually left my job a little over a month ago. Was actually enjoyabke work but tye money was bad and there were misunderstandings with business partners. I decided to not go straight into another job and just enjoy myself for a few months, travel. But I know i have to keep myself in line or i'll fall back into old boozing habits

>Past: Temperance
>Present: Nine of Wands, inverted
>Future: Knight of Swords

You once had balance and meaning in your life. You were patience and had purpose and long-term vision came easy to you. Something changed. You now find yourself constantly on edge, wary, and paranoid. You feel like every day you must make a life-altering decision. This emphasis on the present prevents you from seeing the future and will cause excess stress of daily routine. This is a temporary phase, however. I see you learning to master this new viewpoint and charging forward with confidence and precision. It seems like you may have gone through a shift from more spiritual to more realistic and even materialistic. However no shift is inherently negative, and no viewpoint is inherently wrong. What matters is what works and what brings you happiness and gives you the abundance you need in order to share love with others.

Let's do this

Could you read this possibly?

Mind the scars, what's my fate ?

Hopefully it's good.

>Past: Two of Cups
>Present: Temperance, inverted
>Future: Four of Coins

Uh-oh. It looks like you have true love on your side. Not the Hollywood version where there's one soul mate in the world and once you find them even the hottest iron couldn't break it apart. No, love is an organism that must be fed and grow. It's also not exclusive, and loving one person doesn't cause you to love others less. You can just as easily share love with one person as you can with two or three. But there's still something to be said when two people are perfectly in sync and their morals, ethics, opinions, and ideals align. It breeds a trust and nurturing that can't be seen anywhere else...

Except it's in great danger.

You're living a life of excess and imbalance. This is causing your emotions, finances, and energy to drain. You will grow short-tempered and distrustful and slowly you will become self-protective. You will value protecting yourself over loving others, and hold fast to what you consider "yours". You will close your heart, and with that action you will push true love out of your life.

>Justice, inverted
>A great injustice was dealt to you and it has caused you to rethink your life
Truth be told and taking advantage of anonimity, I never considered everything done to me as hateful or even unjust... The thing is, it hurted like a motherfucker but I used to think that was the way thins simply were.

Thus I may not feel like that but maybe for outsiders it actually was unjust... so there is that, so it's pretty spot on. I won't hold no grudge, but it's cool to know my future efforts won't be for nothing.

And my other hand...

I gotta hand it to you

I'm going to die p soon aren't I?

The sweating is genetic, and the only cure is to move to a colder climate. However the cracking skin and the little bumps you get can be cured by keeping your hands well-moisturized. Use lotion twice a day.

>Past: Death, inverted
>Present: King of Cups
>Future: The High Priestess

You have stubbornly resisted change your whole life. You refuse to go new places, meet new people, or look for a new job. You like how things are, and you want them to stay this way. So long as things remain where they are, you are happy. So happy, in fact, that you have extra joy to spare for others. You cup runneth over, so to speak.

The future, I'm afraid, is a bit more hazy. It's one of tarot's least helpful cards. Or most helpful depending on your interpretation and willingness to believe in the paranormal. The High Priestess guards the gates of heaven and hell. She represents higher powers and mystery, or just the subconscious mind / intuition. Inverted, it means "there are hidden agendas and dark murmurs in the shadows". My best guess at interpretation: things actually aren't great, and your happiness is an act - one that has even managed to fool yourself. Your resistance to change is slowly killing you.

Dat scar doe

>Hue Hue Hue

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>Past: Three of Cups, inverted
>Present: Eight of Swords, inverted
>Future: Knight of Cups, inverted

Not too much to say here. You have a deep-rooted distrust. Of everyone. You refuse to talk to others, meet with others, or listen to the opinions of others. You know that not everyone is out to get you -- but you fear that the one time you talk to someone it will be your lucky day and they'll be a robber. Or just an asshole. Either way, the risk isn't worth the reward.

These negative thoughts of others will leave you jealous of their happiness and success, as you will never know what it's like to be happy in a social situation.

shuffled and picked three:

the chariot
six of swords
the sun

how fucked am i? pic unrelated

Sounds about right. And I hate myself for it.

>Past: The Devil
>Present: The Moon
>Future: Wheel of Fortune

Properly explaining or interpreting this reading would take a lot more time than I'm willing to dedicate to each of these posts. I recommend googling each of those cards and reading up on their histories and stories.

Essentially, you're on a good path. You have sexual cravings and want money and want to sit on your ass and watch TV just like everyone else. These are normal desires. However because they're socially taboo desires and portrayed so negatively by others, you once felt like you were a bad person for having these thoughts. As you gave into the idea that "you were just bad", you allowed these thoughts to define you and become a part of your personality. You've begun to accept that everyone has a "shadow self", and you're letting your desires live healthily in your mind along with reason and logic - rather than letting them dominate. This new control over your life and decisions will bring you good luck in the future.

My right hand

Do I get a sucessful life? Do I get to be a rich man in the next 10 years or less?
What happens with my love life?
The more info you can give me the better.

Pls tell me future and deep insightful things

>read "this"
Are you asking for palmistry? I know the art, but that's not what I'm doing today

>Past: The World, inverted
>Present: Knight of Wands
>Future: Eight of Coins, inverted

A chapter of your life ended with no closure. You felt like things were left unsaid, or actions left undone. Until recently this has always weighed on your mind, but you're now ready to push forward. You will find yourself stuck in a rut, however, and unwilling to try new things.

I must give to you the same advice I gave to this user: The past can never be changed, but it can be converted from bad memories into lessons. Until you have learned a lesson, you will never stop being haunted. Once you've learned something, however, this will give meaning to your past and you will be able to live happily with it

Holy shit that's depressing.

I want to be rich and/or get a shit ton of Twitter followers.

Surprisingly accurate. Thanks

>Past: The Magician, inverted
>Present: Ten of Wands, inverted
>Future: The Chariot

You're trying to do too much at once. You aren't superman, and you don't have that much money and power. You need to cut some of the extras out and find a balance where you can meet all of your obligations without feeling like you're dying or things are going un-done. The world will keep turning even if you drop that extra class or stop going to yoga lessons with your friend.

so everyone on /b?

Nah I didn't mean for it to look like a palm reading it just gave me a fit for being too big so I had to cut some edges but thanks for the reading

How's life in general looking for me?

I'm this guy
Serious questions
OP, how do you do this? Are you bored? Does this take too much time or energy from you?

Thanks man

fine. don't answer. i can look the cards up in that little book that comes with the rider-waite deck just as easily as you can.

>Past: The Lovers
>Present: Eight of Swords
>Future: Death, inverted

I understand the meanings of these cards and how they work together, but I'm failing to translate to English. You are in a relationship, however you aren't as happy as you would like to be. You're denying yourself the freedom to explore and learn. You've applied restrictions upon yourself that are depressing you, but which you feel you cannot overcome for fear that everything will be ruined. You are trying to be exactly what you think she wants you to be, instead of being who you are. The longer this goes on, the more you will believe that she believes that who you're pretending to be is who you really are, and the harder it will be for you to "change" and become who you really are - so you will find yourself deeper and deeper in this lie and feeling less and less in control of your life.

I also know the solution, but I'm having an even harder time converting that one to English. Talking is the most important. Lots and lots of talking.

How can i improve myself overall

not op, but ... inverted death is generally a warning sign in the very best of times.

Camera's probably too shitty, but worth a shot.

>Past: Ace of Swords
>Present: The Hanged Man
>Future: Six of Coins, inverted

You fucked up. At least, that's how it feels to you. You took action and tried to slice your way through life, and now you've found yourself in a difficult situation with no right answer -- everything you do feels like it will end badly. So you're just waiting for an escape to reveal itself.

The future card would make more sense if I knew exactly how you fucked up, but it will make sense to you. Selfishness and one-sided charity. You will not be generous (materially and monetarily) to others.

My question is: will I do well on the new job I start next week?

What should I strive for? How should I act? Any advice for me? It's a software position at a shipping company. Small business.

What can I also do to be more happy

I'm not in a relationship, maybe it could be one of my friends. I've been having a hard time finding out who I am, so I don't know how to act around anyone. Thanks, I'll try to read about what these cards mean. Very spot on by the way except the relationship part. I've been single as a pringle.

>Past: The Chariot
>Present: King of Cups, inverted
>Future: Five of Swords, inverted

You're selfish and suck at sharing. You're slowly driving away all of your friends. You have a long life of loneliness and anger ahead of you, no death in the near future. If you want this life to be a happy one, you need to be more open with others.

I want to become a better version of myself

Go to sleep Joey

Will i ever succeed in relationships?

It doesn't look good.

>Past: Ten of Wands (taking on too much responsibility)
>Present: The Tower, inverted (EVERYTHING IS FUCKED THE WORLD IS ON FIRE)
>Future: King of Coins, inverted (a despot)

I don't know enough about your specific situation to tell you specifically what these refer to. I'm sure you know what it means by "in your past, you took on too much responsibility". You may also know what it means by "THE WORLD IS CURRENTLY FUCKED", but if not -- know that however things seem, it's tenuous at best and nothing will work out like you plan. It sounds to me like your new boss will be unbearable and your dreams for this new job will crumble within a week of starting. Or maybe your new boss will be unbearable because of you -- and you'll suck at the job, leading to micromanagement of your time and you feeling like he believes you're incompetent. Time will tell, but I don't see happiness in this new job for you.

Why do I feel urges to view sissy hypno? When I do view it, I get urges to go further and further down the rabbit hole.

When I view this stuff, it effects my life and I have lower self esteem. I can't do that stuff and work toward my goals, or at least I've figured out how to. I want to make the world a better place with my unique skill set,but this tuff muddles my mind at times.

I've never been with a man, but it is enticing. I just worry I'll never be the same and I'll regret it forever.

If you're paying any attention you'd realize I've been doing constant readings. I can't answer your shit in 10 minutes. Take a breather and stop sperg'ing out.

You were once in control of your life, but you've realized the regrettable need to let go of some of that control. You've realized that you must make yourself vulnerable to others -- be it by taking out debt, or by letting someone move in. But you're no longer going to be king, and that's ok. Happiness will come from giving up power.

Every one of these readings apply to me since they're so vague they can apply to anyone. It's like astronomy.
You're all so fucking gullible. I can't belive people believe this idiotic bullshit. There's one person sitting at a table looking at pictures of hands and tossing cards on a table. How in the fuck does that have anything yo do with predicting the future?
Hey OP here's a prediction: you used to be happier when you were younger and life was more simple. As you grew up you started noticing more problems or maybe you were just growing bitter. You felt powerless like the world was being more and more confusing. Then you found a few things that helped explain the world and you followed them and it gave you satisfaction.
How do I know this? Because it's the SAME GODDAMN SHIT THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE
Read my hand, you fucking useless fraud.

Let's do it! I feel like I'm on a journey to find myself. Help me

What fate do i await?

My biggest problems right now would probably be my recent high blood pressure diagnosis at only 29 years old I'm being heavily medicated for to get it down, and the anxiety I believe is the majority of the cause of it that the doctor seems to care nothing about. My question would be how do I be healthy and not give a fuck what anyone thinks of me, more so not giving a fuck because health imorovement would surely follow.

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Wow bro you're so edgy

How and why are different questions. How is simple: I shuffle, I draw, and I read the cards.

Why is much more complicated. The short answer is, I'm very unhappy and doing tarot takes my mind off of myself for a brief moment so I can forget who I am. Because I hate myself.

>Past: The Emperor, inverted
>Present: Nine of Swords
>Future: The Lovers, inverted

I recommended googling these cards for a more in depth meaning since you want more details. However the long and the short of it is that you're plagued by nightmares and stress and you feel like nothing is going right in your life. You're making a transition now from material to emotional focus, however this pervasive negativity is bridging the gap and so the same issues you had before will manifest again. Disharmony, distrust, and misalignment of values will follow you in your love life if you do not learn to be happy.

no one cares about what you think you failed abortion.

I bet you don't get invited to many real parties, just you and the other 2 or 3 faggots who all think they're cool have sausagefest gatherings. You're on Sup Forums, so you're obviously not cool in real life.

why do you hate yourself?

>Past: King of Wands
>Present: Four of Cups, inverted
>Future: Page of Cups

You have the potential to be rich, or have a shit ton of Twitter followers, or whatever other random dreams you come up with (and you are a dreamer, so you will have many such dreams every day of your life). However in order to find this success, you must stop living in your dreams and start living in reality. Opportunities are presenting themselves to you every day and you're ignoring them or simply not noticing them at all because you're too caught up in your own mind. I see a messenger in your future: heed his words and don't turn him away like all other opportunities before.

How is it looking OP?

Will I ever find peace?

Will I ever become a cute girl?

Right on. The owner does seem like he could be a prick. I hope im managed by the lead developer mostly and not him though. This is my exact fear fear though. Good job you're pretty good at this.

Hey! You skipped me:( I was before that man man

>Past: The Star
>Present: Queen of Cups
>Future: Three of Cups

You're a very spiritual person. This has been true in your past and will remain true in your future and will continue to bring you the happiness it has brought you already. Hope, renewal, inspiration, and serenity are primary drivers in your life, and this has manifested as compassion and love for others. Friendship, celebration, and community are in your future.

Read a random answer in the thread and you'll find it's just as accurate.
It's all bullshit.

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Why do I feel urges to view sissy hypno? When I do view it, I get urges to go further and further down the rabbit hole.

When I view this stuff, it effects my life and I have lower self esteem. I can't do that stuff and work toward my goals, or at least I've figured out how to. I want to make the world a better place with my unique skill set,but this tuff muddles my mind at times.

I've never been with a man, but it is enticing. I just worry I'll never be the same and I'll regret it forever.

This is a repost, forgot my hand

Someone's taking this a bit too seriously.

Pls do me I posted early

>Past: Two of Cups
>Present: Seven of Coins
>Future: Six of Swords, inverted

Hmm... interesting.

You currently form strong bonds, and you have worked hard and faithfully to see the results of long-term effort. You persevere and put a lot of time and energy into everything you do and you're willing to wait a long time for results. You're conservative and it has worked out well for you.

I can see why you want to know how to improve. You seem like the kind who's always looking to better yourself little by little, day by day. You're willing to go in for the long-haul and hit the gym three times a week for three years until you get results. But as far as the path for improvement... I see too much baggage. Even if you knew the path, you don't know how to break out of this routine you're in. You need something incremental, and you don't know how to make a large and dynamic shift. There are no incremental paths to greatness -- at some point you must make a leap of faith. Everyone in the history books got there with a little bit of luck and a lot of faith.

do I have a bright future ahead of me?

Thank you. When I make it big I'll give a shoutout to tarot user

ight user hit me up, watchu got

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So I looked up and it is surprisingly accurate...

I had troubles in my childhood, mostly with my aggresive father, I was bullyied and shit... home was the best...

The nine of swords, well I had a lot of troubles, depression, economic troubles, college was a bitch an so on, however I pulled through and my depression is mostly gone (damn medics still have me under medications) and my 2 month girlfriend has been a bless from heaven

And the lovers reversed... so far so good, I haven't had too much troubles or fights with her, and sex has been great, but she cheating on me?? holy shit... she doesn't look like she could do it... or me for that matter... thanks OP now I'm paranoid

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I only have time for a couple more readings. I need to be in bed by 11 (eastern)

>Past: Queen of Swords, inverted
>Present: Seven of Coins, inverted
>Future: Six of Swords

Extremely interesting. Not anything in particular about you, but that this is almost the exact opposite of the last reading. You HATE incremental improvements and you don't want to invest 3 years to see results. You want to jump off a cliff and learn to fly overnight. It's not guaranteed to work, but I see this happening in your future: you will seek out a new path and leave behind your old life to try and find greatness.

I would try to develop a plan before you go, though. Heading into the world with an open mind is great in theory, but often leaves us stranded.

Just want a fulfilling and happy life