Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I praise the one true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
Busty Beauty reporting in
here
*Holds you*
Nothing wrong with some cleavage.
Those are some bullshit laws, my friend. Let me make this better.
Robot waifus incoming.
1: A robot may not harm a human, or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.
2: A robot must follow all commands given to it by a human, except when doing so is a violation of the first law.
3: A robot must protect its own existence, except when doing so is a violation of the first or second laws.
Now, ask me the question.
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-It turns out, you were actually holding nothing.
-Both our bodies were found dead at the scence, having multiple gunshot wounds- -The police said there was no evidence of a struggle, and a further autospy is needed-
>skin showing
Ran-sama, you're better than this.
IRobot was a good book.
*That escalated quickly*
This guy has a weird way of making Tomoko unrealistic.
I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
(Caves of Steel/Naked Sun is great. I, Robot is a good movie, I'm going to read the book.)
I really like this
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Marshmallow
-Oh well, I hate this visual novel anyway.-
What brings you here. What constitutes a correct question.
(I fancied the movie as well. You won't regret it.)
Is Yuuki a marshmallow now?
minun false king
hug me yuno.
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HNNNNG
I want to squirt my cum all over those golden locks.
I do what i want
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That, detective, is the right question.
(I'd post the .gif of this dialouge from the movie, but 4cuck has that there file size limit.)
I want to add that it is November 10 and a circulatory system is walking through the kitchen...
I'ma roast you~
Wew, Satan, please.
It's what a good waifu is for.
W-Whatever you say, Satan!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm going to bed now anyway. Goodnight
Please do~
But what's the right answer, if there is one.
(Don't worry about it.)
Watchmen?
Get back to /m/, DEVIL SATAN 6
Trips on trips violence
Yeah, Okay. Bye. Take care. G'night. See ya.
I wonder how 8's are special
I think i'll stay
>Watchmen?
Who the hell even watches those guys?
Fires ready!
However much 185.3 million USD can represent.
claiming isuzu sento
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my waifu is perfect and I love her
You said toast, not incinerate!
Poor Tomato will never find love
How can she be perfect when she isn't Ran?
Do you not trust me?
Anyone else here watch watamote?
Still a chance. She hasn't entered her third year of high school yet. So she still has time.
Never heard of it.
Welcome.
Too lewd!
Not particularly!!! You're in a burning building
she's perfect to me
You're not my Yuuki... the REAL yuuki trusts me!
almost makes me sad
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why's that?
Okay...I trust you!
I can't find my dick :o
YUUUKKIII there you are!
Maybe if she didn't consider everyone normies it's turn out well
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IT'S A ME, YUUKI
Shut the hell up nigga, tryin to mock my italian heritage
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She actually did come to a similar realization in a recent chapter.
I think ch100? Or 101? Basically she said that she doesn't care what people think of her anymore and her anxiety about that has vanished. She is slowly becoming more and more open.
>sp00k
QOTT: are you participating in no shave November?
a cute
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owo wats dis
Because it's never gonna happen.
Also, ''almost'' was wrong
It's a me, Mizore.
:o
no i shaved earlier today
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>italian
>mexican
>probably black somewhere along the way
Yes
We can see you are.
You know it's for your beard, right?
(you)
Bro, Ron Jeremy couldn't find his dick in a bush like that. Christ.
Halloween was 10 days ago ya crazy aussie
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I'm sure it'll go well
or the creators will make a giant "Fuck you" and have her get with her brother
Or maybe her one cute friend, the normie one
You mean Movember?
Nope. Shaved already.
Dont care ya silly goose
BRING IT BITCH BOI
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Don't do this
Go kill some snakes, there's probably one in the toilet
I'll fucking pull it..
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Nah, I don't feel like being mistaken as a Sahib.
Feels bad man.
Please don't
good I hate having a beard
who is this?
this is news to me :o
If the author and writer did that it would be a big FUCK YOU because they have already touched on the incest vibe and Tomoko is very against it. There was a Christmas chapter where unfortunate events led Tomoko to believe Tomoki was a siscon and she was upset.
>the normie one
Yuu-chan? Maybe, but Yuu-chan isn't a lesbian. She is just a really, really, really good friend of Tomoko. Seriously. Yuu-chan puts up with Tomoko's shenanigans a bit too much.
Why
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It's because she loves Tomako, wake up sheeple
ALLAHCADABRA