What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?

What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?

Be social or people will hate you.

Love isn't real. Not in the sense of it not existing, more just like it doesn't happen to everyone.

lube up before sticking it up your ass

Let retards kill themselves.
Before they get you killed too.

If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure hes sedated

I managed to suck the log out but goddamn the faggot put up a helluva fight

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All women are whores by nature

your genitals are not supposed to be seen by other people.

It's still kinda rape even if you're a guy & you wanted it.

I should've quit trying a long time ago. Everything along the way that I've clung to for hope was nothing but a passing fancy of someone else's or my own.

It happens every year like clockwork.
>make "friends" in the spring
>spend the summer stuck together like glue
>then sometime in the fall, something always happens. Maybe they lose interest, maybe I just drive them away without even realizing because I'm too clueless to see the signs
>another winter all alone
>more counting how many days/weeks/months it's been since I had a face to face conversation with someone who didn't have some kind of alterier motive
>another year's worth of holidays to drink all the way through just so I can convince them all I'm actually happy


I miss them

All penis-vagina, penetrative sex is Rape.
>my life is now over.

Dont get seconds of andy sixx's shit. I know his creamy dreamy log is good, but trust me, one is enough for a week

this

Friends aren't there to "support" you. Friends require constant attention and energy. So why do we need them? Because if you don't have enough friends you will be ostracised, scapegoated and attacked by the normies. "Friendship" is a normie Ponzi scheme.

Just because some one is your closest family, doesn't mean they can't ever close you off and hate you forever.

Yall suck at life

You clearly don't know how to get backup friends.

like fall back position friends?

Don't trust women for shit.

cops and judges dont respect common law

don't study 24/7 you will go crazy

I'll be your friend user ._.

are mods == "janitors" ??

Like always have an "easy" friend somewhere, someone with low self-esteem or just too happy to help.

why do you guys not understand the concept of friendship
its a connection, you trust one another and you understand each other
there is no constant needing, if you feel that way then its not a friendship

Lock the door before you start jerking off.

thats is the point, its never that way

Life is Hard, Then you die.

that resonated with me

Don't add coworkers on facebook who you wouldn't also consider close friends. And if you do, definitely don't post about politics and other crap that will make them hate you.

And whatever you do, don't ever trust them!
Learned that after the fool me thrice stage.

use condoms with sluts, std's are not worth the extra feeling

Do not ever trust that others know you better than you know yourself. You knew goddamn well who I was and who I wasn't. I don't care how shitty I act, you fucking knew. You knew. Maybe that's not the point, though. I know I'm the only one to blame.

Don't tell your 6 year gf you always had a thing for her mom.
Don't expect.

its ok user, we all blame you too

Life a bitch and then you die.
That's why we puff lye,
'cause you never know,
when you're gonna gooo.
Life's a bitch and then you die.
That's why we get high,
'cause you never know,
when you're gonna gooo.

I asked you a question earlier. Should I? And if so, how?

do tell more haha

I don't think I've learned any lessons the hard way, fag.

I don't need dubs if you're wondering. The motherless are liars.

Do not... EVER suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole after he ate Indian food. Trust me. Just don't do it

fucking her friend on the same bed your gf is passed out drunk doesnt count as a threesome she agreed with, for some reason

edgy .jpg

Women don't go to clubs only to "dance".

"No I just like to dance you can trust me user"

I still laugh at my younger self.

1. Don't make excuses
2. Start working early, when you work early you're setting up time to do more important things
3. Become interested, trust me the topics in school will fly by and be a breeze if you take a moment to think about the topics values
4. Backup friends are insanely important! You dont want to be in a class and have a group project come up with nobody to work with, or if you couldn't make it to class and need notes!
5.Manage your time, think to yourself "alright after X class I'll work on Y class project for 30 minutes, get some lunch and then work on X for an hour".
6. Confidence is key. Chances are there are lots of others like you, and those others (like you) are waiting for someone else to start the conversation. Be that person that starts the conversation.
7.It sounds cheesy, but set goals for yourself, it'll make you work 100% harder if you do.

here we go

I honestly believe you didn't know any better and that's why I'm really considering it.

Thx mister. Checked btw

YEAH NAS !

EVERYBODY hates their voice, but chances all the people around you think you sound fine. I know you think you sound retarded over the phone but trust me you're fine.

what about outside of school?
general life?
not everyone's in school

That helped lol. Thanks.
I think I'm in more of a Big L mood tonight though

If you ask to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass and he says hes not in the mood, ignore him. Hes always in the mood for a little ass-to-mouth resuscitation

1. You
2. first degree family
3. People who are considerably intellectual
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everyone else

Lv.2 to consider after above

1. Health
2. Health
3. HEALTH

Lv.3

1. Knowledge
2. Wealth
3. KNOWLEDGE

The META

1. Mind
2. Body
3. Soul

I cum when I wack my penis.

If you had a bad day, just remember:

A log of shit each day helps the pain go away

>Be somewhat like me.
>Got girl of dreams freshman year and of high school. She had ass before it was in fashion. Beautiful face. We were each other's first on pretty much anything.
>Spent a lot of time at her house cause my life sucked. She had a sister and a mom. (I know wowz).
>They were both gorgeous. Sister was a bimbo with tits and mom was slender but athletic.
They shared genetics, so I thought it was cool to say yeah she's pretty. Hell to the nah. Insecurity ensues over a few months and I lost her cause I got fed up with the demon I made. Still miss her. Oh Valerie.

Even after you've sucked a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass, make sure you lick it clean.

Must not be wasteful

Quit smoking while you still can

don't touch grandpa

Even after youve been sucking and sucking for hours and youre famished and the log of shit hasnt come out of andy sixx's ass yet, keep sucking.

The reward of andy's warm log slidding down your throat is totally worth all the effort, even if andy sixx is constipated

True this
> as I head out to smoke

Thanks this i s very reassuring

Fuck love and women. Use them before they use you.

If you paint yourself out to be a wimp you can't suddenly manufacture a spine, sadly.

you fucking idiot

you could've organized that better

I know. those were what came up to my mind at first instinctively.

Get a Job Experience no matter what
10000 hours rule.

Stay away of credit cards.

Be social It's a valuable skill at least will take you several years to master.


Avoid alcohol and cocaine at all cost.

Shut your fucking Mouth.

Smile don't be an asshole.

Govern yourself and your feelings.

Read mothefucker READ.

have a hobby.

Don't spend more that earn.

Not being stupid is a matter of life and death.

Don't trust women.

Homosexuality is a mental illness but let it be.

If you dress like an asshole you deserve to be treated like an asshole.

Your time it's more important than money.

I'm 30 years old.

its easier to be alone, though less fun

Dont snort wasabi

don't browse cp, you won't ever feel the same about legal porn after.

Steve o?
Yea dude

Dont suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole when you have a canker sore. :(

bummer, id ask for pics but hide your identity.

ALL THE MOMMAS

After sucjing a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, dont use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with.

The log of shit wont remain a log of shit, itll just smear all over your pussy like pudding and will be a bitch to clean up

are you dead?

Dont assume youve sucked all of the shit out of andy sixx's ass. He runs out of shit when you tell him he runs out of shit.

I'd kill a b level celebrity to find her online. But she is no where to be found. My more recent ex deleted all her photos..

Got a couple

>if youre going to be stupid have have to be tough
>dont date your friends sister
>girls wont like you if you dont like yourself
>you can put your cigarette/joint between the strings and the headstock of your guitar so you can play guitar and smoke at the same time

if you're going to take out student loans, finish your degree. if you're going to get a degree get one that has a high demand for employers and high growth %.
if you're going to do drugs stop at marijuana.
don't get hooked on uppers or downers, adderall and ecstasy change your brain chemistry permanently.
never do heroin, not even snorting, not just because of addiction but one grain of fentanyl can kill you.
never share a bank account with a woman, maybe a joint bank account separate from your personal one, but only if you are either married or own loans together like car/house.
buy a house early, even a shitty one, aim for a nice neighborhood, your mortgage will be the same as rent most places.
always get gap insurance on a new car, not just full coverage.
don't believe in the media or the movements, most of them are bullshits, follow your instincts and do your own research instead of taking peoples words for it.

did i mention don't ever do heroin? not even once? same goes for cigs.
stick to weed and beer if you want to feel good.
also stay away from DXM that contains other chemicals, never huff, never do coke unless it's from someone you trust, you don't know what it's cut with.

masturbate frequently, especially before a date where you think you might get some after. always use a condom, although HIV isn't a death sentence any more.

don't let anxiety and depression suck you in and steal the best years of your life. force yourself out of it, you have to otherwise once it passes you will be like 40 years old and realize 'oh my god i just was a pussy ass whiny bitch for 25 years and i have nothing to show for it'.

GL;HF

>Smile don't be an asshole.

Whenever I smile people think I'm smiling at them.Other than that I think I've got this list covered.

how did she? i dont get it?,

mfw mine has her bikini pics online

I'll be your friend too. Also Seasonal Affective Disorder is a real thing user look out for that shit

Recent ex deleted all saved photos.
Valerie just doesn't exist online. As far as I can search, and continue to

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If a girl isn't into you, trying to "win her over" probably isn't going to work. Unlike movies, if a girl doesn't want you, some seemingly heartfelt gesture isn't going to a damn thing.

if she cheated on her bf, was raped and abandoned by her father, and an alcoholic don't be her friends with benefits. Even if she is clean of STDs with a birth control implant.

Don't point a firearm at someone in Canada. Whether it's loaded or not, and whether you fire or not, doesn't matter. You'll pretty much get fucked either way.

Dont fall in love with a drug addict.

She'll love you but not as much as she loves her habit

All whites are racist. On a lighter note, the Jews plan to exterminate white people.

Reminds me of dont suck a log of shit out of anyone else's asshole except andy sixx's.

It just wont be the same

girls poop too
don't fuck in the back hole

This. Listen up everybody

dont take an art and design course at university

thats depressing dude

I thought there were no white drug addicts. I thought we were a superior race.

Never take a broke up in a personal level. You will just hurt yourself.

Snakes are deaf and will not be frightened away by your yelling at them.

so how did you have photos, can i see her adult daughters? cool if not

Through the eyes of others you see who you are not. Always keep that image in their eyes.