Lets start a mercenary company post your skills and defects and choose a mercenary name

Lets start a mercenary company post your skills and defects and choose a mercenary name
Name
>Bob
Abilities
>Can kill anyone
>Speaks english, portuguese and spanish
>Good at getting dubs
Defects
>No military experience
>Sedentary as fuck
>Cant get singles

name
>hugh
Abilitites
>big stick
>its a really big stick
>trigger anyone from a maximum of 20 yards
>natural SJW sensor, maximum 300 yards
defects
>cant move very fast
>accident prone

Name
>Meow
Abilities
>Meow
>Meow
>Meow
Defects
>Meow
>Meow
>Meow

Name
>WillyWanker
Ablilities
>great at seducing
>can wank 100 men in the matter of minutes
>kill them after a good time
Defects
>its hard to wank the woman

I'd hire you.

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name
>Jay
abilities
>extremely high tolerance for drugs and alcohol
>doesn't get aroused by strippers
>powerful upper body
defects
>poor vision
>genital warts

name
>birthday raccoon

abilities
>always his birthday

defects
>doesn't care about your birthday

name
>White Man

abilities
>High degree of intelligence, can create an evolved society, technology, etc.

defects
>Is a slave of the Jews, lives oppressed by violent blacks who also takes away the women and kills his race.

Name
>Eorlund
Abilities
>Blacksmithing
>Whitesmithing
>Fucking your mum
>Making homemade wine
>Deep grasp of theoretical astrophysics

Defects
>can't eat dragon souls
>not a werewolf
>don't want 5000 iron daggers

Name
>Bobby
Abilities
>Can ride bike
>Access to many gun permits
>His dad tells you hwhat
Defects
>Overweight
>Ain't right
>Asian gf

this is wacky

Name
>Sir Kumsalot
Abilities
>Liberating the Holy Land
>Slaughtering saracens
>Deus Vult
Defects
>Must pillage Constantinople
>Refuses to fight unless God wills it
>Only targets mudslimes

kek

Name:
> Solaire of Astora
Abilities:
> praise it like no one's business
> hurls lightning bolts
> exceptional team player

Defects:
> can only engage in jolly cooperation
> gets distracted by the sun, wishing he could be so grossly incandescent
> can't tell the difference between a sunlight maggot and the sun itself

Name:
>faggot

Abilities:
>can suck massive cock

Defects:
>can only suck massive cock
>is OP

Name
>Marvin
Abilities
>Autistic rage can quite literally move mountains
Defects
>Likes Nickelback
>Too anxious to fight girls

Also, bumping for great potential

Name
>Bane
Abilities
>Crashing this plane
>Big man
Downsides
>It would be extremely painful to pull of my mask
inb4 for you

Name
>Ken Bone
Abilities
>Fulfilling energy needs
>Being concious to the environment
>Minimizing job loss
Defects
>Has CP on harddrive
>Never talked to a woman besides Hillary
>Always wears obnoxious red sweater

Name
>Bartholomew
Abilities
>Can kill anyone
>neanderthal strength
>can make one hell of a campfire
>sweet .44 cal
>can communicate with birds
Defects
>No military experience
>neanderthal as fuck

>Only targets mudslimes
>defect
pick one

Name
>Moon Man
Abilities
>Unquenchable bloodlust for minorities
>Large supply of armored cars and rifles
Defects
>If you disagree with him, he insists that you are a jew plant
>Zero charisma outside of rapping
>If you have brown eyes or brown hair, you are not white

Name
>Radical Joey
Abilities
>He can do big cums
>Can jerk off for 2 hours straight without breaking a sweat
>Misses a left testicle for bigger mobility
Defects
>He can't do a flip
>Likes to shitpost on Sup Forums

What about his mushroom penis?

Name
>Super Secret Negro 2.0
Ability
>Upgrade My Dick and Fuck Whatever I Like
>I'm Good at spy missions whenever it's night
>Every stat is boosted by 5% when it's Friday
Defects
> Hard to become president
>Usually in prison

Name
>ereven
Abilities
>japanese
>can run up a wall to kick fully automated turrets
>unstoppable will to live

Defects
>shitty britanian military training
>mech requires special transport and clearance
>japanese

Name
>Red Ropes
Ablilities
>Understand the pain of trannys
>Twizzlers as my weapon
Defects
>always argue over how beautiful Caitlyn Jenner is
>Sponsored by Twizzlers the Hersheys company

Name
>>Bear
Abilities
% Bluff, 100% Lethal, 100% a bear
Defects
>>doesn't speak any actual language
>>Almost nobody knows he is a bear, accept sometimes, but nobody will believe you

Fuck off /tg/

Spinsaku is best suzaku

Name:
>>Donald Trump
Abilities
>>White privileged
>>builds walls
>>allied with Russia
>>liberals immediately triggered upon his arrival
Defects
>>doesn't care what you say or think
>>doesn't care what he says or thinks

alright boys a large ammount of mercenaries has stepped forward for recruitment. being contract killers, they can be apart of any squad at any time, heres mine:
Squad
>Betamen
Pointman
>Solair of Astoria
Recon
>Super Secret Negro 2.0
Medic
>Red Ropes
Melee Specialist
>ereven
Destined to Die
>Radical Joey

Name
>The wall
Abilities
>Can deport anyone instantly
>Trump gives him infinite monies
>can smell spicks a million miles away.
Defects
>Costs a shit ton and will increase taxes for 100 million years
>Is actually a mexican in a wall suit
>Rapes all white women

yes im on the list!

Name:
>>Spaghetti Cat
Abilities
>>Is a cat
>>Can supply any amount of spaghetti to feed an army
>>Can use psychic power to feed himself spaghetti
Defects
>>Requires spaghetti once every hour
>>Will die a virgin cat

SHARL

ABILITIES
>CAN SMELL BLOOD A MILE AWAY
>APEX PREDATOR
>FUCKING SHARK MANE

DEFECTS
>CANT BREATHE WATER
>VOTED FOR HILLARY CLINTON
>LIKES NIGGER RAP MUSIC

Name:
>Niggy McNiggerton

Abilities:
>Can say nigga to other blacks
>Gets muh check er month
>Hittn Licks
>Chimpn out
>Fckn the 5-0

Defects:
>Smells of shit
>Big lips
>Very Lazy

>Craig

>fluent in English and German
>speak some Japanese
>performs well in combat
>accurate aim

>full Nazi, will not help a nigger or jew not even for money
>a little on the hefty side
>not flexible
>not fast