U mad, whiteboi?

U mad, whiteboi?

I wish I was black

Nope.

Me in the hat.

Who is this nigga? He looks like Denzel

>empty cans
wow. so impressed

>tfw 4inches erect

>falling for the BBC meme

is that Juicy J?

I'm literally double your size! Isn't that cool?

nope.
I'll take having an average sized dick if that means being apart of the great fucking race on earth. Have fun getting enslaved again in a decade.

>tfw 4in erect in girth and length

i can't to this shit, my dick gets like /

Yep, he's known as Juicy J because he gives the sloppiest head on the block.

I wanted to open the thread to say this myself

He can't even break horizontal boner and I doubt full hard on, though.
I bet that past the novelty of having an absurdly huge cock, he probably would give several inches to be able to have a proper rock solid upwards boner.

What's so great about an upwards boner?

>Have fun getting enslaved again in a decade.
Not with Hillary around.

It shows maximum virility. The fact that he has a downwards boner implies that he can't go 100% hard, which happens to be a problem for guys with monster cocks.

You say no to ratchet pussy

So is it better to be like in the OP or have a very upwards boner but only 4 inches erect?

Is that supposed to be Elliot Rodger?

It serves as a hook, harder for the woman to break off contact and get away

Interesting.

>5'1"
>"4 inch cock
>Shasta
lol holy shit

>tfw terrible diet, no exercise and alcoholism for 6 months means my previously hard upward boners are a rare occurrence

I'm not even fat. My insides must be so unhealthy.

>tfw 6 inches and boner makes a 45 degree angle with my stomach

I guess I'll take it

Fuck you.

8 to 9 inches with full virility is essentially a perfect cock. You still have a huge dick, but it also gets 100% hard which is equally important.

Women often complain about lack hardness of huge dicks, because they see it as a let down from the initial surprise. In other words, they don't feel as good as they expect.

The way I see it, if a girl can grab your cock, and still have room to move it along it, you're good to go.

>tfw small as fuck and phimosis

>a whiteman has the biggest penis on the planet

YOU HAD ONE JOB NIGGERS!