/heem/ - Alvey Bless Edition

News: Mandrama btfo

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MANDRAMA STATUS:

REMOVED

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I want Cruz vs Garbrandt @205 for lols.

Pissed Cerrone v Lawler was called off

>tfw Wonderboy walks out to this before he heems tyrone wooley

youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY

sfw version

I was 3 for 4 tonight. fucking Faber get your shit together

Rothwell or JDS next for Werdum?

Wrong one!

HEY MICKEY YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY

Webm of Miocic vs Roideem?

>mfw banned from Sup Forums because of my webm of Punk getting fucked.

Worth it

>closing in that quickly on a guy who's a known grappler
>while not even being a good grappler yourself

What went through Punk's head as he did that retarded move?

That eye poke was so much fucking worse than I thought.

Jesus christ I'm cringing.

"Goofus Sport is a top MMA gym"

-Some Idiot

Only pedos and cucks are allowed to post on Sup Forums

>those taps

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rush him down with some kickboxing and brawling entertain the fans with real fighting which are strikes

for dumbass asp posters

CM Punk is unathletic as fuck, goofy, uncoordinated, and with 20 years of training would still have lost.

It's equivalent to saying a downs syndrome person isn't a good scientist because they only had 2 years of college so far.

No, even with 20 years of college the down syndrome faggot is still never going to be a good scientist

CM punk literally can't even throw a punch properly, he has no balance, no coordination, and has no athletic ability whatsoever

CM punk is so awful he is the kid who couldn't even start on his little league team. This is just fact. He is stiff, uncoordinated, and pure shit.

He has 0% chance of ever winning a pro mma fight, even in lower divisions.

>omg omg omg omg [swings and misses] ive made a terrible mistake

what a fucking goof

Still wondering that myself. Worst possible thing he could have done. You'd think he would be trained better.

>My coaches taught me wel.....oh god

>Manhug autists think marks care about CuckMan Phil in 2016
but then again, you delusional autists think manhug is a sport

Dude go to bed your autist is showing

>Couldn't win after this fucking eyepoke
Time for Browne to retire

Here's the finish, that's all I got unfortunately

>the arm seizure as soon as mickey grabs the double

you can pinpoint the exact moment when phil thinks "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING"

>WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?

Imagine if Punk wasnt shit and threw a knee there

Gall would have been Latifi'd in 10 seconds lol

>real fighting which are strikes
JUST BLEED AMIRITE

So if you don't care, why are you here aspie? Back to your containment thread pony lover.

>spend last two years "training" for your first MMA fight
>do a completely retarded move right at the start and lose in 2 minutes

Thanks, good thing Reem got Heem'd, I hate that fag

The way he bounces across the octagon looks so unnatural

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It doesn't matter if punk lost he steped in there and I respect that ;)

Let's analyze CM punk's amazing form.

All his weight is expertly places off balanced completely

He is on the tip of his toes while throwing this "punch" thing.

His heels are completely off the ground.

He is completely squared up and wide stance

His hips don't rotate at all through his "arm punch"

The punch is extremely off the mark

His reactions are a few seconds behind

He was tight and stressed af

>being this S H O O K
>mandramatics in charge of handling banter

i remember this

Hahahah

>When the fear hits too hard

REEM SLEEPY

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

He should leave Goofus Sport ASAP. They scammed him of his time and money.

Because I enjoy triggering manhug autists. Especially on /asp/ which is full of "I TRAIN FOR DA CAGE, BRO" retards.

Did CM punk invent a new martial arts style?

Look at how little contact he is in with the ground. Just the tip of his toes. Extremely powerful base and explosive power.

WWE is totally legit.

>scammed him
Hes a grown ass man who wanted to do grown ass things. Not the ufc's fault for obliging him.

>w-w-we don't even care
>mandrama booger eater going full damage control

I'm sure John Cena will """"win"""" his next fight next Monday.

god damn i'm cracking up

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*RECORD SCRATCH*

>going back reading through the gamethreads
>the disappearing act of /asp/ posters as soon as punk starts fighting

YEP, THAT'S ME

Ah, he studied the way of the samurai. They have a technique, where in a duel, you use your toes to close the gap slowly until you are in range, with the opponent none the wiser. Unfortunately it seems like he's fucking retarded

UFC called him first is the narrative.

>h-he fought a future world champion
This level of damage control is something only the most autistic fanbases can achieve. Congrats mandramas

Why was overeem running around with his hands down and blocking punches like a soccer mom after her first boxercise class?

If only every wanna be faggot who talked shit about MMA got into the ring like that. Did you hear about how CM punk wanted to spar day 1 and was upset about not being able to throw down with pettis? Such a fucking clown.

youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk
I listen this song for motivation before i ask cute girl for date but everytime i get beat up verbally like Overeem get hes ass kicked yesterday. Whats wrong with this cruel world?

No more roids

thats fugged up

>All his training literally out the window when he realized he was in a real physical altercation

If I started Jiu Jitsu now and did so for 2 years, do you think I could make it into the UFC?

21 years old. I realize CM is a big draw and thats why he was signed, but just curious.

Thats like saying playboy scammed some has been actress into posing naked because they called her first and now every knows shes a roastie.

How many people here think they can take Punk in a fight?

AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT MYSELF INTO THIS SITUATION...

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Absolutely not

No. Unless you are insanely good and a recruiter happens to be at your fight.

Isn't that illegal

Dunno. He used to keep his hands up, even in MMA. Some say it was just those big K-1 gloves, but in strikeforce, he kept his hands up in that tight high guard. He only started fighting like this in the UFC. Even before he suffered his knockouts. He was doing it against Bigfoot.

Do I get a world class gym to train at and 2 years prep time?

The point was, dummy, Roufus sport is a whack gym. He'd have gotten better results elsewhere.

What do you think when you see this?

>there is an alternate timeline where mickey snapped punks neck on live tv and we aren't in it

No you wouldn't. You'd still be a white belt, and you'd still get beaten up.

anywhere you say
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reposting because manhug autists are easily triggered by this
>watched this utter shitfest because of my boy Punk
>nothing but bunch of kids and midlife crisis autists going on about being a tough guys despite """fighting""" 3 times a year, b-b-but we t-train a lot!
>20 minutes of video packages to fill up time
>2 minutes long boring manhug """matches"""
truly the highest form of """sport""" for Americans and other kinds of mouthbreathing, Reebook wearing cretins. Your """sport""" will forever be seen in the same ENTERTAINMENT category as WWE. No one will ever respect literal gladiator games as a respectable competition.

>This dude walks across the octagon and talks shit about your mother while his voice is cracking.
What do you do?

That's why you just pull guard quickly when someone gets in on you deep.

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Can someone update the thank you Edmond video with the Travis face kick, all the meme tekken combos and the post fight kick all with Werdum's face super imposed on it. Pls and thank you

Punk is going to get koed from that right.

It would certainly be a much more amusing fight. I would still lose, due to be a lazy fatass

This is so exploitable. Someone make some funny edit of this.

That ref recognized that quick

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Holy FUCK

Hahaha your corner is supposed to be giving you technical advice, not mental moral support.

How does Edmond even have a gym where people go and train in?

Where is the CM finish?

Teep to the chest, then werdumface

look at his wease-like fucking face.

what are his actual credentials? im curious to know. how the fuck did he even become a coach?

Head kick

Wasnt he banned from cornering?

how high do you even have to be to step to fabricio fucking werdum like that

Don't why this is all desync'd.
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Spoiler: he had a switchblade

I got it

funniest thing, edmund lost his voice a little, so did dana, so did some ball player cheering for stipe

everyone is getting free raspy stipe voice, the god was giving out gifts along with concussions
run for the hills, that monster is the deadliest of weapons, only the monsterborn Cruz has been able to withstand it's whispers and remained sane

Ive never seen this wtf

I'd be wary taking on werdum with a 9mm

Nate vs. Conor I - Parody

Left guy throws a straight right hand down the pipe and connects way before right guy. RIght guy who is already off balance falls. I didn't see the fight, how did it play out ?