Railing a girl for the first time tonight, anything that I should keep in mind?

Railing a girl for the first time tonight, anything that I should keep in mind?

learn to eat pussy...at least theoretically
You wont make her feel good regardless of what she says

It will probably be the most embarrassing experience of your life.

If you got limp dick you will never let it down and it will psychologically cripple any sex you have afterwards.

Don't go soft.

This is the last thing you should be doing.

Don't think of anything but the sex. Dont stop, rail that bitch as hard as you can


It might be a while till you can, so just do it and gratify the shit out of yourself (keeping in mind boundaries ofc). Thinking of otherwise (being too concerned of shit) would just lead to bullshit.

pro tip, irl isnt porn.

If it's your first time, I doubt you'll be "railing" anything. More likely "awkwardly two pumping" and then apologizing.

If OP acts like a beta and acts too consciously of himself

by providing sauce

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't stare at the balls

You should jack off before she comes over so you don't bust your load in 2 mins

Suck on the clip no teeth and finger her before you get those two pumps in she'll want more and blow you and then you can get a couple more pumps for the road

make sure the strength of your erection is first and foremost on your mind, really concentrate on it, to make sure you're maximum hard

I had this issue my first 5ish times. It really fucked with me mentally.

Keep in mind that life has no meaning and we will all die alone.

*clit

forget everything you've seen on the internet

tape it and send it to me

Don't fall in love. That shit will kill you

Don't make my mistake, find the clit. To this day after fucking my ex gf for months i never found the clit and it's my biggest regret.

It's best to know it happens to anybody, usually because of stress

The more you obsess about it, the least chance you have to get it up again. Plus, it makes you look like a wuss

If this happens, laugh about it, cuddle/kiss for 5 minutes and it's gonna be back

No.
Have fun and enjoy, op.

Start slow, don't jab the entire thing it. Eas it in only like half or a quarter and go from there. It'll help you last longer and make her feel better.

QFT

Here's what you do:
Before you ever get your dick near her, eat that pussy like you're a starving madman. Give her at least one solid orgasm before you ever two-pump-chump out.
Now maaaaaybe you can get a round two in, so don't wimp out because you're embarrassed that you're wholly unremarkable cock wasn't able to last for 30 minutes of legs-over-shoulders pounding like in teh porno movies. Eat that pussy some more and get her revved up - by then you'd better be hard again. *That's* when you go the fucking distance.

lol this was me with my first... she was ugly and it was like having sex with a plank of wood. plus condom was prob too small... it cut off circulation. I could go a while but would soften up eventually. My next girl, first time did it with no condom cuz we needed it and yeah. I could have come easy. Tried it again with her with a condom... came fast. Stayed hard alway with her.

Moral: Don't fuck an ugly plank of wood no matter how much you love her.

smoke some weed with her the body high is great with sex.

Think of getting Arby's after, because life is meaningless and you will certainly die unloved and alone.

It's actually way better with speedballs.
>meth and heroine

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This and the girl is expecting really great things so keep that in mind. Wouldn't want to disappoint or you might never get any again.

Be gentle with her op.

Stick to basics. Better do the simple stuff good
than doing the advanced stuff poorly.

Shrooms

No means yes
Yes means anal

Don't let porn get you fucked up in the head. Sex is all over the place and unorganized. Porn is heavily edited for a reason. Your first time might be a bit awkward / not that great, but that's ok, times goes on and you get better.

Eating pussy is really, really easy. Dudes are just lazy as fuck to learn how to do it. Doing it before you have sex makes having sex with her so much better.

Lastly...
FOR FUCKS SAKE WEAR A GOD DAMN CONDOM! UNWANTED PREGNANCIES / DISEASES WILL FUCK YOU UP AND IT'S NOT WORTH IT!. Also, unless you are 100000% sure this woman is on the pill, don't take her word for it. I've seen too many guys get fucked over because of it.

Good luck and stay safe!

remember to think of your mother sucking off your dad while you pick scabs from her vagina

Fuck that bitch just get yours OP. Priority. No matter what your size is she's prob had bigger. Jack off before so that she doesn't feel better than you with that "my pussy is too bomb for him" mentality. Instead this way she has to work extra hard to make you cum and she will think you're a stud

Drink plenty of pic related.

You'll cum buckets.

Fist her ass thoroughly with both hands.

Don't be too rough with the clit if you choose to eat/rub. It's basically a small version of the tip of your cock and too much stimulation can be overwhelming in a bad way.

Eat that pussy but have some idea wtf you are doing. Watch Nina Hartley tutorial and jack off at same time. Kill two birds with one stone. I just shoved my dick in thinking that was how to do it and she is a lesbian now

...BUT every chick is different, so more important to pay close attention to her reactions than hit the buffet with a set game plan.

Just remember, to ensure you get laid go prepared and ask her:
"Do you like the smell of my chloroform?" oh, and they love it if you put you cock in her nose!!

Make sure you make her wet. Make sure you last at least 10 min or close.
Don't fuck it up like me.

Very fair point.

Close your eyes and imagine that it's your sister, I'm sure you have any issues staying rock hard

Remember the Alamo.

>Here's what you do:
>Before you ever get your dick near her, eat that pussy like you're a starving madman. Give her at least one solid orgasm before you ever two-pump-chump out.
>Now maaaaaybe you can get a round two in, so don't wimp out because you're embarrassed that you're wholly unremarkable cock wasn't able to last for 30 minutes of legs-over-shoulders pounding like in teh porno movies. Eat that pussy some more and get her revved up - by then you'd better be hard again. *That's* when you go the fucking distance.

Was going to type some advice, but this guy gets it.

Does she know it's your first time? Is it her first time too? We were both virgins my first time and we talked our way through it. It was fun and awesome. Lasted maybe 5 minutes round 1. Round 2 was her on top for a long time...

Be sure to nut about half an hour before you fuck and use a condom.

>not fucking with Molly

Just pretend like you're picking a lock in skyrim. Try different angles and rotate until you hear a click

Hanamiblossom is her name

bless you

That reminds me: if you've got an average dick - which is, by definition, likely - then regular CG will probably provide her the quickest route to get off while giving you the best stamina.

pump her rythmically with the 3 step cycle.
2 shallow thrust and 1 deep thrust. It increases your stamina and makes her go crazy for your dick

>CG
?

computer graphics

Boy, when i feel like i´m close to cum, i slowly pull out and change positions, for example, if we were misionary, i'll stand up (not to fast) tell her: "get on your fours" accomodate her by grabing her hips, the you admire her ass for like 10 seconds rubbing your hands, by then, your semen will have found his way inside your freshly not virgin balls.

Yeah. Don't call it "railing" to her face, you 12 year old faggot.

Maybe you should try slipping in a dildo where she can't see

Or better yet, just get a huge nigger to fuck her for you

Not even if she used that word when suggesting it?

Kek

Ok First Timer, you are coming in at a severe disadvantage. You have watched waaay too much porn, and that is giving you delusions of grandeur. Abandon everything you have seen in porn.

> Eating pussy does nothing for them.
Bullshit. you are just shit at it, and have not figured out what your woman likes. Figure it out. Tongue and finger makes the best combo. work the clit and get that G spot and you are God.

Her pleasure takes precedence. A woman is like a diesel engine, you have to warm them up, but when they get going, you will give out before they do. What you lack in stamina, you should make up for in technique. When you are getting close, back out and go back to the clit stimulation while you cool off. (10 seconds or so should do it.) smooth, gentle circular motions, keep her interested. If she isn't death gripping the sheets, she isn't interested...

If you play your cards right, you will get her 2-3 orgasms. When she pops there is a flood of fluids, like a popping water balloon. if she is making the noises but that isn't happening, she's faking it.

If you do it right and give her 3, she's gonna go psycho and be a woman possessed to give you yours.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg x 9001

I know I am wasting my time on you user, but I have said my piece.

There's always a chance she can become pregnant unless one of u are sterile so make sure she's not a deadbeat

keked and checked

Her dick is sensitive and it's not a game of ring toss

Don't worry about whether your nerves will keep you from getting it up, or that you'll cum before you even insert your penis into her, or that she will be wholly unsatisfied with your penis or technique.

Seriously. Don't worry about these things.

Because they will all happen and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>im 20 and i fucked 2 girls
>now im an expert
>trust me

Dubs confirmed.

The notion of a "right" hole is a construct

Says the guy who has permanent grip marks on his own penis

Dubs speaks truth yet again.

That shit happens when you are married, because that Ring is the key that turns the sex valve off...

>Before you ever get your dick near her, eat that pussy like you're a starving madman.
This is probably the worst advice you can give to someone who has no experience with oral sex.
Because what those people end up doing is just wildy licking everything like rabid dogs.
You have to have some idea of what you're doing or you're gonna strike out before sex even occurs.

Make sure ya clean ya dick real good so you can get dat succ

Just enjoy it and don't think too much about it. The only problem is if you're too nervous.

And if you do decide to lick her, don't go at the clit all the time. Tease the labia as well and then with regular intervals tease the clit with the tip of your tongue in very rapid but controlled movements. When she starts to contract or move her legs alot/give any signal you go for the clit a little harder until you hit the jackpot. :)

Yeah, don't call it "railing" especially to her.