what does girls asshole smells like ?
What does girls asshole smells like ?
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Like ass you dumb fucking nigger
baby powder and sugar
if your ass smells like shit you have some hygiene problems friend
This is the fastest Sup Forums has ever given a serious answer
Same as ur own so try to smell your ass
Depends on hygine.
I had anal earlier today, my dick got brown and I ended up throwing up.
Before shit was pouring out her ass it was pretty ok
Or you just took a shit
Have you not learned how to wipe?
if your ass doesn't smell like shit, you have some medical problems friend
Usually always smells like pussy, probably a combination of pussy and ass if they shit earlier that day...which is gross.
sweat, saliva and semen.
A clean ass smells like dampness and a hint of sweat, have you never smelled one?
Toilet paper and water, learn to use it
If you sniff an ass, your gonna smell shit. Unless they have just had a shower.
men and women wipe differently...
men should wipe
back>front
women
front>back
the reason being urinary tract infections appear more in women that dont wipe correctly
A lot like a man's asshole.
This guy's balls probably smell like rancid shit
why didnt your girl douche her ass beforehand and not eaten before midnight?
you newbies make anal a bad experience because youre stupid
like my dick
And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait. How new are you?
kek
not at all
i guess your parents didnt teach you how to wipe your ass correctly
probably grew up in a single parent home (mother only) where you were told your balls would get shit on them
I use normal toilet paper first, both ways, then i take a wet wash-cloth or whatever it's called in english and keep wiping with it both ways while washing it under a stream of hot water until my ass is crystal clean.
Cup your hand under your ass right now, wave the smell up toward your face. That's how any given girl's ass will probably smell at the same degree of cleanliness.
Whereas your shaft smells like rancid shit
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
wat
It smells and taste great
Samefag and you wipe that shit right under your balls like a fucking savage
kinda good, doesnt really smell much at all, but ive only smelled one girls
Same as your brother's.
tfw
This guy doesn't have a phone that autocorrects
Like bags of sand...
>stick your finger in your ass
>place finger under nose
>sniff deeply
>????
>profit
Wow ultimate NEWFAG!
boypuss is better
Hooking up with more than one girl, try it
Not everyone is gonna be fresh out of the shower when you eat their ass, user.
And believe it or not, not many girls shave or wax their assholes
broaden your spectrum of virginity
It depends, if you're from a third world shithole without bidets like USA or Israel, obviously like shit, otherwise just like skin.
if shes hygenic it will smell like a 2minute old fart, where you can just barely catch the smell of it but its not pungent
pic related
well i wipe in round, not back or front, so whatever
F12 is pretty cool, huh?
>not many girls shave or wax their assholes
true. i actually don't understand why it's not systematic. a hairy ass is just disgusting and i think every male agree.
why isn't anyone telling them ?
you know, you can wipe both directions, alternating to make sure you get all the poop and not just spreading it onto your taint/sack or tailbone area
spotted the italian
>mfw F12 doesnt do anything for me
You did that wrong. You gave full instructions, nothing mysterious needs to be done in step „????“ to get to „profit“
my gf's asshole doesn't really smell of anything particular. Mostly sweat, but the good kind cuz she's clean. Sometimes it can smell a bit like garlic, I guess that's if she ate something like that. It tastes almost sweet at times. Sometimes a bit bitter. I was never disgusted by her ass.
Thanks for your concern about my anal hygiene.
Not sure why your balls are located directly adjacent to your asshole, or hang so low as to prevent maneuvering a piece of tp around them, but I'm pretty successful at not touching my balls while wiping my ass.
Keep telling yourself that. Keep giving the adblock Jew your money
wtf kind of savage are you
>ill tell you later
It must be easy when you have a small package
>had anal today
Things that did happen
>her
Things that did not happen
nothing. all the whores ive had have been clean. and there have been many
>leaving out the part while you masturbate while sniffing your own feces
cp?
chukle'd.
not that user but my dicks 5.5 inches flaccid and 7.3 inches diamond
my balls are sorta big and hang when im not in a freezer
never once got shit on my balls, dick, or anyplace near them
...
smells like the redemption center
I'd be more interested in what it tastes like
Salty milk and coins
It smells like butter. No pun intended.
Not much of a taste, if they are clean and hygienic.
>pomf
i stuck finger in whore's ass once
smelled and licked the finger
didnt taste like much really
good whore
here's how it's done you plebs
1. Get large handful of tp
2. Wet in toilet water
3. Wad into ball
4. Stuff into anal cavity, leaving tail hanging out
5. Pull tail quickly to remove wet tp from anus
6. Repeat steps 1-5 until tp comes out clean
7. Wipe front to back with wet tp
8. Finger in pooper
9. Sniff
10. If stinky, repeat steps 1-10
11. Done
...
Why don't you just take a gander at his asshole?
Catch a good whiff of it. Fag.
>mfw you dont know how to use that meme
Never understood the fascination with the butt hole. Poop lives there, its literally the home of poop.
every hole has a different smell, no hole has the same smell
This. I think people that are into ass are closet faggots
>back>front
That's fucking disgusting. Wiping toward your balls? Yeah, no... No one listen to this guy.
Front>back for men and women
>tailbone area
What the actual FUCK is wrong with you guys? Wiping your ass shouldn't be this difficult. Here's a quick how-to...
>take poop
>wipe front to back
>stop wiping before reaching the fucking tailbone
>continue wiping with fresh toilet paper until no more poop
>done
EXACTLY LIKE YOURS DUMMY, SOME EVEN WITH AS MUCH HAIR.
>front to back
>LADIES
ITT anons come from a home with no father to tell them how to wipe like a man
feminized sjws wipe like a faggot
pewpies
Fags wipe from back to front
Reading this thread apparently it's pretty difficult.
Good thing you came out of the closet. No you can post in asshole threads without false pretenses.
My gf does some form of extra cleaning when she wants to have anal sex (not sure if she uses an enemy or just washes really well). Against expectations, I've never noticed any odor or uncleanness on her or me after a lengthy, lubed-up assfucking.
I wash my dick afterward, and avoid putting it in her pussy until then, out of concern for bacterial infection. (She fingers her pussy while I'm in her ass). I figure even if I can't see or smell anything, e.coli bacteria are present. I would lick her ass if she were interested (she's not), as potential digestive illness seems less likely and less serious.
FIRST LEARN TO CLEAN YOUR ASS FAT HOME SCHOOLED 12 YEAR OLD THEN TRY TO PLAY GROWN UP.
Like bags of sand you fucking virgin.
Just because she has a complete ''inny'' doesn't mean it's a child you dumb fuck.
Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.
Yeah so the shit stains your backside no thanks you must shit rabbit poo you twink faghot come back after you take a real duce
You fuckers are disgusting.
>poop
>remove excess poop with 3-4 squares of tp
>get in shower
>wash with soap and water
>done
Girl's asshole is delicious. End of story.
I like to eat my gf out from behind so I can smell her ass while I do it. It's not a nasty smell but its not lavender and roses. Idk how to explain it but to me it smells nice.
just like a guys asshole, and ill stick my dick in to either one
This guy has shit stuffed under his nuts
FOUND THE VIRGIN!!! UNLESS SHE PUTS LAVENDER AND ROSES ON HER ASSHOLE,WHICH IS DOUBTFUL AS THE ASSHOLE IS SENSITIVE, IT WON'T TASTE LIKE THAT.
IT TASTES, AT IT'S CLEANEST, ACIDIC LIKE A BATTERY END
it smells good af my man
Are you a complete fucking retard and suffer from crippling autism? I never said it "tasted" I was talking about the smell of her ass. I have never actually ate a chicks ass you virgin sperg lord
>lick back of hand
>wait 10 seconds
>smell
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