What does girls asshole smells like ?

what does girls asshole smells like ?

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Like ass you dumb fucking nigger

baby powder and sugar

if your ass smells like shit you have some hygiene problems friend

This is the fastest Sup Forums has ever given a serious answer

Same as ur own so try to smell your ass

Depends on hygine.

I had anal earlier today, my dick got brown and I ended up throwing up.

Before shit was pouring out her ass it was pretty ok

Or you just took a shit

Have you not learned how to wipe?

if your ass doesn't smell like shit, you have some medical problems friend

Usually always smells like pussy, probably a combination of pussy and ass if they shit earlier that day...which is gross.

sweat, saliva and semen.

A clean ass smells like dampness and a hint of sweat, have you never smelled one?

Toilet paper and water, learn to use it

If you sniff an ass, your gonna smell shit. Unless they have just had a shower.

men and women wipe differently...

men should wipe

back>front

women
front>back

the reason being urinary tract infections appear more in women that dont wipe correctly

A lot like a man's asshole.

This guy's balls probably smell like rancid shit

why didnt your girl douche her ass beforehand and not eaten before midnight?

you newbies make anal a bad experience because youre stupid

like my dick

And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait. How new are you?

kek

not at all


i guess your parents didnt teach you how to wipe your ass correctly

probably grew up in a single parent home (mother only) where you were told your balls would get shit on them

I use normal toilet paper first, both ways, then i take a wet wash-cloth or whatever it's called in english and keep wiping with it both ways while washing it under a stream of hot water until my ass is crystal clean.

Cup your hand under your ass right now, wave the smell up toward your face. That's how any given girl's ass will probably smell at the same degree of cleanliness.

Whereas your shaft smells like rancid shit

>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.
>And you're there dumbass that feel for that bait.

wat

It smells and taste great

Samefag and you wipe that shit right under your balls like a fucking savage

kinda good, doesnt really smell much at all, but ive only smelled one girls

Same as your brother's.

tfw

This guy doesn't have a phone that autocorrects

Like bags of sand...

>stick your finger in your ass
>place finger under nose
>sniff deeply
>????
>profit

Wow ultimate NEWFAG!

boypuss is better

Hooking up with more than one girl, try it

Not everyone is gonna be fresh out of the shower when you eat their ass, user.

And believe it or not, not many girls shave or wax their assholes

broaden your spectrum of virginity

It depends, if you're from a third world shithole without bidets like USA or Israel, obviously like shit, otherwise just like skin.

if shes hygenic it will smell like a 2minute old fart, where you can just barely catch the smell of it but its not pungent

pic related

well i wipe in round, not back or front, so whatever

F12 is pretty cool, huh?

>not many girls shave or wax their assholes
true. i actually don't understand why it's not systematic. a hairy ass is just disgusting and i think every male agree.

why isn't anyone telling them ?

you know, you can wipe both directions, alternating to make sure you get all the poop and not just spreading it onto your taint/sack or tailbone area

spotted the italian

>mfw F12 doesnt do anything for me

You did that wrong. You gave full instructions, nothing mysterious needs to be done in step „????“ to get to „profit“

my gf's asshole doesn't really smell of anything particular. Mostly sweat, but the good kind cuz she's clean. Sometimes it can smell a bit like garlic, I guess that's if she ate something like that. It tastes almost sweet at times. Sometimes a bit bitter. I was never disgusted by her ass.

Thanks for your concern about my anal hygiene.

Not sure why your balls are located directly adjacent to your asshole, or hang so low as to prevent maneuvering a piece of tp around them, but I'm pretty successful at not touching my balls while wiping my ass.

Keep telling yourself that. Keep giving the adblock Jew your money

wtf kind of savage are you

>ill tell you later

It must be easy when you have a small package

>had anal today
Things that did happen

>her
Things that did not happen

nothing. all the whores ive had have been clean. and there have been many

>leaving out the part while you masturbate while sniffing your own feces

cp?

chukle'd.

not that user but my dicks 5.5 inches flaccid and 7.3 inches diamond

my balls are sorta big and hang when im not in a freezer

never once got shit on my balls, dick, or anyplace near them

...

smells like the redemption center

I'd be more interested in what it tastes like

Salty milk and coins

It smells like butter. No pun intended.

Not much of a taste, if they are clean and hygienic.

>pomf

i stuck finger in whore's ass once
smelled and licked the finger
didnt taste like much really
good whore

here's how it's done you plebs

1. Get large handful of tp
2. Wet in toilet water
3. Wad into ball
4. Stuff into anal cavity, leaving tail hanging out
5. Pull tail quickly to remove wet tp from anus
6. Repeat steps 1-5 until tp comes out clean
7. Wipe front to back with wet tp
8. Finger in pooper
9. Sniff
10. If stinky, repeat steps 1-10
11. Done

...

Why don't you just take a gander at his asshole?
Catch a good whiff of it. Fag.

>mfw you dont know how to use that meme

Never understood the fascination with the butt hole. Poop lives there, its literally the home of poop.

every hole has a different smell, no hole has the same smell

This. I think people that are into ass are closet faggots

>back>front

That's fucking disgusting. Wiping toward your balls? Yeah, no... No one listen to this guy.

Front>back for men and women

>tailbone area

What the actual FUCK is wrong with you guys? Wiping your ass shouldn't be this difficult. Here's a quick how-to...

>take poop
>wipe front to back
>stop wiping before reaching the fucking tailbone
>continue wiping with fresh toilet paper until no more poop
>done

EXACTLY LIKE YOURS DUMMY, SOME EVEN WITH AS MUCH HAIR.

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>front to back
>LADIES

ITT anons come from a home with no father to tell them how to wipe like a man

feminized sjws wipe like a faggot

pewpies

Fags wipe from back to front

Reading this thread apparently it's pretty difficult.

Good thing you came out of the closet. No you can post in asshole threads without false pretenses.

My gf does some form of extra cleaning when she wants to have anal sex (not sure if she uses an enemy or just washes really well). Against expectations, I've never noticed any odor or uncleanness on her or me after a lengthy, lubed-up assfucking.

I wash my dick afterward, and avoid putting it in her pussy until then, out of concern for bacterial infection. (She fingers her pussy while I'm in her ass). I figure even if I can't see or smell anything, e.coli bacteria are present. I would lick her ass if she were interested (she's not), as potential digestive illness seems less likely and less serious.

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FIRST LEARN TO CLEAN YOUR ASS FAT HOME SCHOOLED 12 YEAR OLD THEN TRY TO PLAY GROWN UP.

Like bags of sand you fucking virgin.

Just because she has a complete ''inny'' doesn't mean it's a child you dumb fuck.

Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.

Yeah so the shit stains your backside no thanks you must shit rabbit poo you twink faghot come back after you take a real duce

You fuckers are disgusting.
>poop
>remove excess poop with 3-4 squares of tp
>get in shower
>wash with soap and water
>done

Girl's asshole is delicious. End of story.

I like to eat my gf out from behind so I can smell her ass while I do it. It's not a nasty smell but its not lavender and roses. Idk how to explain it but to me it smells nice.

just like a guys asshole, and ill stick my dick in to either one

This guy has shit stuffed under his nuts

FOUND THE VIRGIN!!! UNLESS SHE PUTS LAVENDER AND ROSES ON HER ASSHOLE,WHICH IS DOUBTFUL AS THE ASSHOLE IS SENSITIVE, IT WON'T TASTE LIKE THAT.

IT TASTES, AT IT'S CLEANEST, ACIDIC LIKE A BATTERY END

it smells good af my man

Are you a complete fucking retard and suffer from crippling autism? I never said it "tasted" I was talking about the smell of her ass. I have never actually ate a chicks ass you virgin sperg lord

>lick back of hand
>wait 10 seconds
>smell

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