>be Indian tribes
>develop agriculture, pottery, metallurgy, other shit over the centuries
>Inca empire arises and unifies Andean tribes
>suddenly white guys show up and demand we give them gold and worship their god
>disease kills everybody
>become Spain's slaves
>be whipped into mining gold and silver for 300 years
>local elites expel Spanish and declare independence
>form confederation of Peru-Bolivia
>this state is too powerful so rude neighbor to south wars us and breaks it up
>invade and pillage Lima
>fucking putas
>next few decades
>endless coups and revolutions as elite families fight each other for power
>foreign investors build railroads
>another war happens with rude neighbor to the south
>they invade us again
>mass rape, looting, total disaster ensues
>spend next 25 years rebuilding from ruins of war
>American investment brings some prosperity back to the country
>rude neighbor to the south returns Tacna to us
>Great Depression fucks us over
>fascist and communist parties fight and butcher each other
>WWII happens
>Americans demand we give them our small Japanese population for internment
>ok fine w/e here you go
>more coups and corrupt governments in the postwar years
>starting in 1960s, commie Shining Path guerillas funded by Cuba appear
>Juan Alvarado takes power in 1968
>almost ruins the country by turning us into Soviet dictatorship and spending vast sum of money acquiring weapons to attack our neighbor to the south
>the army coups him before it's too late
>economic turmoil, drug trafficking follows
>Alberto Fujimori becomes president
>war with Shining Paths ends but Fujimori is corrupt asshole who steals everything that isn't nailed down
>he resigns and gets out of a corruption trial
>still poor, still run by corrupt politicians
Greentext your cunt's history
Other urls found in this thread:
>Muh Massacre
>Fuck you Brits! we want Independence!
>Yes! we are finally Independent
>YOU BURNED MY WHITE HOUSE!!
>GTFO Cherokees!
>"Sorry Mexico, Texas ours"
>Free The Slaves!
>Fuck you, We're seceding
>Slaves are free
>"Remember the Maine"
>Hey Brits, let me help you in that war of yours
>I have much monies!
>Now im Poor
>WTF? I hate Japs Now!!
>Fuck Commies
>END SEGREGATION!!
>Someone shot JFK!
>It Aint Me
>"Im not a Crook!"
>Commies Dead!!
>We have good Economy now!
>ALLAUH ACKBAR!!
>Its deferentially not for oil!
>Nigger President
>"We'll Build a Wall and Mexico's gonna pay for It!!!"
>some french guy go into a forest
>start to hunt fur
>not enough vagina
>kang of france send 700 prostitu..girl
>population sttill tiny
>some euro fuck war
>english come and beat the living shit out of us
>english let us speak french
>loyalist dont like it
>anglo divide ca in 2 part
>burn the white house
>nothing notheworthy happens during decades
>go kill some dutch in africa
>gokill some german
>make weapon for anglo
>liberate netherland
>diversity is our strenght even though there was no black until like 20 years ago
Yeah and through all that, I still love going there. You guys aren't assholes which goes a long way.
>Have like 3 amerindian groups that were not very advanced.
>Spaniards killed them all.
>Spaniards figuredout how to cross from ocean to ocean.
>Be the base for the conquista del Perú and other Spanish conquistas.
>Be an important trade route for spaniards.
>Independence from Spain because they would not let us trade with Jamaica (The Brits in general).
>Join to Nueva Granada because Bolivar said some nice things about Panama.
>Nuev Granada was a mistake, Venezuela and Ecuador abandon the ship.
>Try to separate several times since 1840 but got stuck with Colombia.
>Transistmic rail is build. Lots of blacks from the antillas come to work.
>Become part of the rout to California during the Gold Fever.
>French try to build Canal. Lots of blacks from the Antillas come to work.
>Colombia would not stop having wars and was not allowing us to have autonomy and the economy was in poor state thanks to Colombia not leting us have free trade.
>France fail and the US wants to try but Colombia manage to make Americans extremely unhappy because they would not acept the canal.
>U.S helps Panamá to separate from Colombia and build the canal.
>Economy gets better.
>Noriega makes Panamá a Narco state, luckily he was BTFO by Americans.
>The US gives Canal Zone to Panamá.
>Ecomomic Boom.
>white guys
Okay, I know brown people consider someone who is slightly pale as "white", but arabs are not white.
Sounds like a campaign straight out of Tropico 5
>Amerindian tribes
>Norses colonize Vinland (actual Newfoundland) but get GTFO by Natives
>New France
>Deportation of Acadians
>Britain takes New France
>Province of Quebec is divided between Upper Canada(English-speaking) and Lower Canada (French-Speaking)
>Upper Canada and Lower Canada revolt against Britain for more rights but they get rekt
>Upper Canada and Lower Canada merge together to form United Canadas
>New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and United Canadas merge together to create Canada
>Canada takes Rupert's Land and the North-Western Territory then the Metis people revolts but get GTFO
>British Columbia joins the Confederation because they wanted a railway
>Prince Edward Island joins the Confederation
>Britain give his Arctic islands to Canada
>Importation of Chinks for working on the railway
>The Canadian Pacific Railway is built
>Metis revolts again but got rekt
>Treaties with Natives
>WW1
>Conscription Crisis
>UK gives sovereignty to Canada
>WW2
>Conscription Crisis (again)
>Newfoundland joins Canada
>Quebecois terrorist terrorize Montreal
>Canadian constitution is repatriated
>Conflict with Euros
>Canada become multiculturalist
>Second Quebec referendum
>Sponsorship scandal
>150th
>Stockholm syndrome
Why are all the elites of Peru japanese? I mean, Japanese Peruvians must be a really small percentage of Peru's population, how come they got so powerful?
>Spaniards
>arab
lmao
Then again, I'm 100% Germanic
Somebody post that one pic
If only I was 100% Amerindian.
>tfw only 98% Amerindian.
DURANTE SU NIÑEZ
...
>Spaniards from the Peruvian Viceroyality began to conquest southern areas
>They settle in a ancient city of the incas ubicated in what its now central chile, they call it santiago
>They funded the Captaincy of Chile
>Spanish settlers try to construct cities in southern chile, but savages natives destroy it and expel the settlers
>Three centuries of senseless battles between natives and spaniards end up with the spanish empire recongnizing mapuches territorial autonomy
>Independence wars began, Spain lose control of latin america
>Republic of chile is funded
>An era of civil wars, internal conflict and anarchy began whithin the country
>Once the state stabilizes it began a bloody expansionist war, with their neighbors countries and the mapuche territories
>Win all the war and annex a shitload of territory
>Annex various islands, like chiloe (which was the last bastion of spanish loyality) and easter island (which french faggots tried to take from us but they failed miserably)
>Chile economy rises, goverment fund european immigration
>Socialism and sindicalism flourish, paramilitary right wing groups along with the police and the military began to massacre them, they also try to expell and forcefully assimilate bolivian and peruvian people in annexed territories.
>great depression began, mining and agricultural economy goes to the shit, strong man caudillos take power, but they fail,
>a long transicion of political inestability
>thing star getting better, but communism is expanding in the wolrd
>political polarization between right winger and left wingers start
>salvador allende became the first marxist leninist democratly elected president in the world, right wingers and the usa btfo!
>salvador allende economy colapses like modern day venezuela, civil war is inminent
>Chilean army depose salvardor allende, who commit suicide.
>Pinochet is elected "president" of the militar junta, commies and soviet union btfo!
the rest is story.... blablabla
I was speaking of your Yankophilia
>Republic of chile is funded
By a drunk Irishman
>Be finnic tribes
>Do the usual tribal stuff
>Trade furs for goods to travelers and merchants.
>Fight off few viking raids or so
>Christianity starts to get it's grip over old pagan traditions
>Swedes come by and officially convert us
>Swedish history for 600 years
>Sweden fucks up and loses it's eastern half (us)
>Russian czar makes us an autonymous grand duchy
>We get to finally use our own language in administration and get our own currency
>Russian czars become dumb and think that other ethnicities inside the empires borders need to be russified
>We don't like it
>We fight oppression nationalistic fervor starts to rise
>Russian empire falls apart, we declare indepence
>Class tensions are too high and immediately after declaring independence get into civil war between Nationalists and communists
>Nationalists win
>Be some random agrarian shithole in the north
>by WW2 soviets wan't us back
>"no can do"
>By enormous effort we stay independent
>Rapidly industrialize after ww2 and become a 1st world country
>Be neutral
>Now have the best education system in the world and be first class welfare nation.
>be some random tribes somewhere in present day russia
>lets go west
>settle in finland
>mix with local abos and samis
>even more khan
>live peacefully in harmony with nature
>sauna puukko terva
>meanwhile for a surprise swedes are being cucked, with christianity
>christian influence starts spreading in finland
>sweden starts actually crusading finland in order to turn us christian
>be christian now
>become part of sweden
>cannon fodder
>dont even receive thanks at any point
>finally sweden loses against russia
>österland is given to russia
>da, speak your language, be finnish, my unique snowflakes t russia
>start becoming finland as we know it
>russian revolution
>we arent into gommunism
>oh shit finland its happening
>be independant
>live peacefully with saunas and farming
>soviet union attacks us in order to prevent US from doing any harm to them
>stalin believes finland will last 2 weeks, after which soviets will have huge victory parade in finland
>finland actually btfo's them
>still have to give lands because we would lose lifes and ammo too much
>be bloody angry
>join germany
>go on a revenge mission
>suur suomi
>finland with three seas
>we actually btfo'd russians and are achieving greater finland
>pic related is finland at its largests
>germany starts losing in all fronts
>so do we
>be forced to stab them in the back in order to stay independant
>give back all the area we conquered and even more
>lets not talk about this episode as it was t finns
>build 1st world finland
>fast forward
>we're pretty eu feminist cucks now
>its been shameful
Sheeeeiiit.
Ah, that. Yeah. I know they do a lot of fucked up shit, but most panamanians see them in a more positive light (for a Latin American country). Maybe because they gave the canal over to us and solved the Noriega thing.
what's it like to have real national pride and identity
america is too big for that, too much 19th and 20th century immigration, too much integration, too many people
Its pretty nice, when you walk on the street you can trust that the everyone you see has the same genes and same history and same language as you and are trustworthy. Adolf's dream desu
Americans been alright guys to us. they built a lot of our infrastructure and also people here don't like commies because of trouble they caused for years. it may be different in some countries like Ch*le where US couped commie government. But then who the fuck likes Ch*le anyway?
>be indians
>get subjugated
>exploratory colony, nothing was produced in here besides raw materials and everything went to portugal
>ffw some centuries
>napoleon invades portugal
>royal family comes here
>the prince decides to stay
>independece
>we wuz impire
>military-led republican coup
>changing back and forth from dictatorship to democracy
>7x1
>corruption
You forgot the black slavery part
>origin of Goths, destroyer of Western Rome, founders of modern Italy and Spain
>produces Rus Varangians, founders of Russia
>varangians play important role in the Eastern Roman Empire
>produce Northmen, who settle in Normandy and later invade Anglia, giving birth to modern England
>northmen settle in southern Italy, play big rule in winning back Mediterranean to Christianity, fug up Byzantines, crusade quite a lot
>Sweden as a state; fugs up Kalmar Union
>fugs up Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>fugs of Austria and the Holy Roman Empire
>forces Russia under Peter I to modernize, Russia becomes eventually a serious European power, Poland which got raped by Sweden brutally cannot even resist properly
>Swedish Empire shapes a lot of northern Europe
>partly due to Swedish shenanigans, Prussia becomes a European power, which in turn results to unification of Germany and two world wars
>Napoleonic wars, Sweden plays a minor role
>WW2, Swedish metal plays big role in German victories
>Modern times, Sweden is the envy of all
We did not had many because Panamá was in principle a route. Not many people lives in the road. Just merchands and and people who sell thing to the travelers. So slavery was not that big here. And actually, we were one of the first to end it.
> corruption, bureaucracy, imaginary greatness of the country
> communists come with the intention of all this is clear
> create a scoop
> first world war
> second world war
> cold war
> scoop collapsed
> corruption, bureaucracy, imaginary greatness of the country
> grand pitun
> propaganda against the US and Europe
> even more corruption and bureaucracy, rotten structure of the country
>A whole bunch of Germanic tribes migrating from Denmark/Germany
>Suddenly 'viking' era
>Petty kingdoms everywhere
>Trading, farming and exploring mainly
>Establish cities/trading hubs on the British isles and Ireland, do some rape and pillage for that sweet silver
>Colonize some islands, stay away from colonizing populated areas
>Christianity
>Western Kingdoms unite Norway and the old colonies under one banner and convert
>Join Denmark in conquering England
>Have a fairly powerful Kingdom for 300 years
>Black death, 1/3 of population dies
>Join the Kalmar Union with the other Scandinavians, upper class dead because of black death
>Upper class gets replaced by Danish upper class and after the Union disbands we stay in a union with Denmark
>Danish rule is fairly bad, doesn't care about protecting the Norwegian colonies, which are regularly raided by pirates
>Doesn't care about protecting Norway either
>Denmark engages in wars with Sweden 'frequently'
>Lose a lot of territory
>Swedish King loses against farmer and dies, Sweden essentially stops being trying to be an expanding Empire
>Denmark loses Norway in a war
>But keeps the Norwegian colonies :^^^^^)
>A small and generally pointless war against Sweden due to muh independence
>Give up, get a constitution instead (which also gave way to the Swedes finally getting theirs too)
>Nothing
>Gain independence
>Huge economical reforms
>Star getting rich
>WW2, occupied, a lot of resistance n shiet
>Soviets try to attack the North but gets thrown out by locals and Germans
>WW2 over, get sweet Ameribucks
>NATO, huge tensions up north with one of the most important and secretive NATO bunkers of the time
>20 years or so pass
>Find oil
>Try get oil out
>Start benefiting from it after 10-20 years
>Massive oil boom
>Globalists come in power and import cheap labor
>Just Sweden my shit up
TL;DR: Fuck Denmark and Sweden
Kek I highly doubt the lombards were "founders of modern italy"
>berber tribes
>get invade by phonecian and establish carthage
>get invaded by romain after the destruction of carthage
>get invaded by byzantian
>get invaded by vandals
>berber tribes again
>get invaded by muslim
>sunni muslim
>shia muslim
>ibadi muslim
>sunni muslim again
>get invaded by turks
>get invaded by french
>independence in 1956
>Revolution 2011
>populate the peninsula
>make paintings of bulls n shit (20000 BC)
>trade with phoenicians n shit
>get betrayed and conquered by the romans n shit
>get conquered by the visigoths
>get conquered by the moors
>muh reconquista
>unite all kingdoms (except portugal) and become a real country
>discover the new world (1492)
>Civil War, actually a proxy war between Germany and Russia (1936)
>Germ-supported side wins and we stay with a dictator until the 70's when he dies of natural causes
>terrorists groups from the fascism era are still active because they think democracy is just a façade
>freedom brings an explosion of color and culture (and drugs) in the 80's
>?????
>present day Spain is one of the oldest median age countries in the world, close to Japan, with an economy heavily dependant on tourism
amazing
>democracy
>not a facade
>small cities fighting each other
>suddenly Rome
>wtf Rome becomes stronger and bigger
>wtf we are not controlling all the mediterranean sea
>wtf we are the center of culture and power in Europe
>suddenly barbarians arrive
>btfo by stupid uncivilized barbarians
>total caos suddenly eastern Rome conquers us again
>lombards btfo Eastern Rome
>muslim get sicily
>more chaos also not holy not roman not empire
>Venice btfo Byzantines in 4th crusade steal everything that they can
>no more chaos Naples in the south get conquered by aragonese
>in the north Venice btfo Milan
>reinassance, again the center of culture in Europe
>Charles V sacks Rome ending the Italian reinassance
>more chaos and wars beetween italian city states
>savoy (with the help of France) btfo Austria
>Italy unified after 1400 years
>War with the Ottomans gain Libya
>WW1 btfo Austria winning the front and flying over Wienn
>Shittolini gets the power (thanks useless fucking king)
>WW2 basically italy is a fucking joke, shitolini does literally nothing
>lose the war and all the territories conquered in WW1
> mfw people are now joking about the italian army because of shitolini
>mfw we will never reclaim the golry of Rome
>wtf we are now controlling all the mediterranean sea*
fixed
LOS CASTELLANOS LLEVAMOS HABITANDO ESTÁS FERMOSAS TIERRAS DESDE SU CREACIÓN.Los protocastellanos como los CANTABROS y los NUMANTINOS humillaron al mismísimo imperio Romano una y otra vez hasta que nos ofrecieron un pacto en el que nos dejerían dominar su imperio.Así que un proto castellano al que puedes conocer por el nombre de TRAJANO hizo que el imperio volviera a ser grandioso de nuevo.Después los ROMANOS rompieron sus votos de obediencia y declaramos nuestra INDEPENDENCIA.En estos convulsos periodos los Visigodos conquistaron a los Romanos del sur de la península y ocuparon nuestra ciudad ancestral de TOLEDO.Después los GERMANOS dejaron entrar a los MOROS y fueron derrotados pero los CASTELLANOS nos aliamos con los Asturianos y derrotamos al moro en la más gloriosa de las batallas.La batalla de COVADONGA.Después Don Fernán Gonzalez caballero CASTELLANO declaro nuestra independencia de nuevo y derroto al moro en Simancas.Un poco más tarde DON SANCHO II intentó unificar todos los reinos CRISTIANOS bajo el estandarte CASTELLANO y tras derrotar simultaneamente a ARAGONESES,NAVARROS,LEONESES Y GALLEGOS casi lo consigue pero fue traicionado por un noble Leonés que le clavó una lanza por la espalda.Don Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar al presenciar esa injusticia fue a BURGOS donde estaba el rey de León y le humillo en frente de las cortes por lo que fue exiliado.EN su exilio conquistó Valencia de las garras de los moros como buen caballero CASTELLANO.
Después DON ALFONSO VIII reconquistó nuestra capital ancestral,TOLEDO y derrotó al MORO en las Navas de Tolosa. Su hijo FERNANDO III EL REY SANTO Y CRUZADO conquistó y subyugo a todos los moros de esta nuestra península y derrotó y humillo a los hijos de MIL Y UNA PUTA de los LEONESES.Más tarde DON PEDRO y su guardia real marcharon contra los Aragoneses que habían declarado una guerra en medio de una guerra civil y los humilló un centenar de veces.
Y por último DOÑA ISABEL DE TRASTAMARA humilló a los vasallos GRANADINOS en rebeldía,humilló a los ARAGONESES,A LOS PORTUGUESES Y A LOS FRANCESES y basicamente conquistó el MUNDO bajo la vigía de nuestro ALMIRANTE DON CRISTOBAL COLÓN nacido en GENOVA nuestro mayor y más leal aliado. Más tarde todos los países de EUROPA tenían recelo de nuestra GLORIA Y GRANDEZA e intentaron dividirnos y atacarnos sin motivo alguno pero los valientes TERCIOS CASTELLANOS los humillaron MIL Y UNA veces hasta que los HIJOS DE PUTA DE LOS CATALANES,PORTUGUESES Y ANDALCES se revelaron y abrieron 4 frentes más.Pero Castilla no olvida y pronto esos TRAIDORES sufriran nuestra FURIA.
>suddenly white guys show up
When was that?
>be viet
>get invaded
>become Spain's slaves
Eso es lo que os enseñan en la escuela?
To be fair, we invaded some others too, like Champa and probably Lan Xang.
>be uralic steppe dwellers
>join forces with other nomads
>head west
>rape europe
>settle down and take up Western Christianity
>get fucked by mongols
>prosper for a few centuries
>be the biggest country in Europe for a few years
>start warring with the Ottoman turks
>introduce renaissance before any other country except for Italy
>get raped and occupied by muslims for 150 years
>be """"liberated"""" by the Austrian Habsburgs
>revolt against them every couple of decades
>rape them in 1849, only to be raped by the Russians
>compromise in 1867, Austria-Hungary is born
>prosperity ensues, one of the biggest growths in the world, Budapest becomes a financial powerhouse
>get fucked in WWI
>have a commie revolution
>based Horthy rapes the reds
>be Trianon'd by the French
>ally ourselves once again with the G*rmans
>regain some of our lost territories
>get fucked by the Allied
>get occupied by the Russians
>have a failed revolution against them in 1956
>peaceful transition into a democracy in 1989
>remain a relatively poor, but comfy country, with little to no SJWs, shitskins and western-type liberals
>be austronesian
>get invaded every 300 years
>>russian revolution
>>we arent into gommunism
>>oh shit finland its happening
>>be independan
The civil war though.
>Let me tell you which countries are white esse
Oh boy here we go...
>Be pagan Celts and Picts
>Romans cuck us for a few centuries
>Angles and Saxons cuck us for a few centuries
>Danes then cuck us for a century or two
>We get cucked for the last time by the Normans
>Game of Thrones for the next few centuries, Kings and Queens doing sheit
>Wales gets cucked, Ireland gets cucked, Scotland delays cucking until 1700s
>Spanish ''''''''''''''''armada'''''''''''''''
>English civil war
>Wtf I hate monarchy now
>Wtf I hate republic now
>Bravehearts try to stop the creation of 'Great Britain'
>by this time we are starting to cuck other nations around the world for trade and territory
>FOY
>Britain rules the waves
>Sun never sets
>wtf is this retarded continental alliance system
>wtf I hate triple alliance now
>wtf I hate war now
>try to continue cucking the world with free trade
>US begins a century of cucking us
>Interwar depression
>Appease that grumpy German guy
>eternal Deutsch....
>wtf I hate Germans and Italians again
>wtf I hate nips now
>Thanks america
>wtf I love welfare and socialised economy now
>Beatles, dude weed LMAO
>no nuking please
>Magaret Thatcher cucks the north and the unions
>terrorism
>brexit
>still shitposting on Sup Forums
I love how the spanish armada is a core of your history while the english counter-armada (an absolute epic disaster) is barely known. For the english people beating the spaniards was considered something heroic that should be remembered for ever, for spaniards beating the brits was just expected and there was little honor from defeating them.
Makes you cogitare ergo sum.
>be gaulish tribes
>do pillage all around Europe
>colonize iberia, albion, galatia, gallia cisalpina, noricum, rhaetia, and so on
>pillage rome
>suddenly romans show up
>take the south
>still continue your life
>sudenly roman guy show up
>conquer the whole gaul
>try to crush him
>lose
>live happily under the romans
>germans ruin it
>only part with the byzantine that didn't get conquerred
>crush the huns
>sudenly barbarian trojan tribes show up
>lose
>they organize the kingdom
>crush and conquer the germanic tribes
>conquer europe
>reconstruct Europe
>the spit up kingdoms kill each other
>germans guy show up and ruin everything
>war all over europe
>a guy show up and help us to crush the germans
>we btfo europe
>reconstruct Europe
>germans betray us(leipzig)
>we lose
>germans attack and conquer us
>they take our rightful clay
>we get mad
>we take it back and made them pay money
>they get mad, take it back and crush us
>they get crushed and we take back our clay
>made nuke to live in peace
>reconstruct Europe
>colony revolt
>we give them their indpendance
>they start flooding our country
>europe become a proxy for the americans under the germans
>germans ruint it again
>germans import rapefugees
>VI century BC
>crash land on lands south of the baltic sea
>with the several dozen survivors create the greatest civilisation to ever exist
>the lechite empire
>after several hundred years of expansion and cultural growth manage to repair the spaceship
>the original members of the crew leave the planet, leaving their mixed descendants to rule over the empire
>dvasdyuvgqauwdvgia
I think that was the we arent into gommunism
>be a comfy collection of decently peaceful Germanic tribes
>everything_is_soggy_and_wet.jpg
>Romans appear
>Decide the lifeblood of the land, the river Rhine, should be their northern border
>Peacefultradingandintegration.docx
>All went well until some batavian mercenaries decided to revolt
>Only a few soldiers, yet the most elite of all roman troops
>Entire legions killed, eventually subdued
>ERA_OF_GREAT_MIGRATIONS.pptx
>Frisians expand their influence
>Low-country franks suddenly have a tits-huge empire
>Shit's good, still mostly soggy farmers
>Frankia splits into the HRE and France
>Most of us part of the HRE
>clusterfuckofnobleholdingsforhundredsofyears.jpg-large
>Suddenly cucked by bourgondians
>Suddenly cucked by Spanish Habsburg
>Reformat.ion
>Catholic Spanish king starts killing of hundreds of protestants
>His dutch governor, William of Orange-Nassau (alternatively William the Silent or William the Taciturn) doesn't take this shit kindly
>War-80.jrs
>Not much progress
>Still eventually succeed after 4 generations of fighting the Spanish Cuck King
>Independent
>Golden age starts, the Netherlands are a hegemony for almost a century
>Europe's center of art and trade
>Waging and winning wars against England just because we like nutmeg
>Invent Trans-Atlantic slave trade
>spiceshekels.voc
>very rich
>Industrialisation comes
>Finally surpassed by the UK
>Still keep up just fine
>Belgium and Luxembourg succeed
>Mostly neutral in wars
>WW.2
>Cucked out of our neutrality by hitler
>Lose
>Eventually win
>Lose all our colonies thanks to the USA
>Still very rich, a center of European trade
>GeertWillWin.politics
LOS MEXICANOS SON FEOS COMO LOS CHILENOS Y NEGROS INDIADOS COMO LOS PARAGUAYOS PERO SON MAS GORDOS Y TIENEN BIGOTES *HOMBRES Y MUGERES*
>tribes
>british
>oh look it's the modern day
>be Russia
>be Russia
>be Russia
>..
>cossacks
>be Russia
>revolution in Russian Empire
>be few irrelevant states for few years
>be Soviet Union
>WW2
>be Soviet Union
>perestroika happens
>be independent
>maidan happens
>be mocked by whole world, be poor, have civil war sponsored by Russia, have chocolate fuhrer as a head of state
>be rangebanned on int
>cry
>countries jealous about the superiority of my country teamed up against us